On a Downtown Train

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On a Downtown Train

You board the Downtown-bound monorail and examine the station map. So many exciting options!


Factory District Stop (2 Adventures)

Warehouse District Stop (3 Adventures) Under Construction

Arts District Stop (4 Adventures) Under Construction

Business District Stop (5 Adventures) Under Construction

Waterfront District Stop (6 Adventures) Under Construction

Just ride the rails (9 Adventures)

You hop on the train and ride it all the way downtown and back the to station on the Right Side of the Tracks.

As you exit, you notice that all the former protesters are huddled in a council sanction free speech zone by the station back entrance.

Confront a Penguin (1 Adventure)
Mob Penguin union rail worker This monster is a Penguin -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: contract enforcement stick, mafia pinky ring, flask of portp
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Scales to Moxie + 6 • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Scales to Moxie + 6
  • Monster Defense: Scales to Muscle + 6
  • Hit Points: Scales to 75% of Defense
  • Initiative: 75
  • Elemental Alignment: None
Mob Penguin protector This monster is a Penguin -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: protection stick, mafia thumb ring, roll of meatp
  • Meat Drop: 320-480
  • Monster Level: Scales to Moxie + 11 • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Scales to Moxie + 11
  • Monster Defense: Scales to Muscle + 11
  • Hit Points: Scales to 75% of Defense
  • Initiative: 0
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Damage Resistance: ?
Mob penguin steel driver This monster is a Penguin -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: steel drivin' hammer, mafia middle finger ring, little piece of steelp
  • Meat Drop: 400-600
  • Monster Level: Scales to Moxie + 15 • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Scales to Moxie + 15
  • Monster Defense: Scales to Muscle + 15
  • Hit Points: Scales to 75% of Defense
  • Initiative: 100
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Damage Resistance: ?
Mob penguin negotiator This monster is a Penguin -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: negotiatin' hammer, mafia pointer finger ring, worksite credentialsp
  • Meat Drop: 240-360
  • Monster Level: Scales to Moxie + 40 • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Scales to Moxie + 40
  • Monster Defense: Scales to Muscle + 40
  • Hit Points: Scales to 75% of Defense
  • Initiative: 100
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Damage Resistance: ?
Mob Penguin organizer This monster is a Penguin -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: mafia filofax, mafia wedding ring, mafia organizer badgep
  • Meat Drop: 400-600
  • Monster Level: Scales to Moxie + 50 • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Scales to Moxie + 50
  • Monster Defense: Scales to Muscle + 50
  • Hit Points: Scales to 75% of Defense
  • Initiative: 200
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Damage Resistance: ?
Confront a Hippy (1 Adventure)
tree hugging hippy protestor This monster is a Hippy -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: "Remember the Trees" Shirt
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: Scales to Moxie + 6 • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Scales to Moxie + 6
  • Monster Defense: Scales to Muscle + 6
  • Hit Points: Scales to 75% of Defense
  • Initiative: 50
  • Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze
  • Damage Resistance: ?
tree loving hippy protestor This monster is a Hippy -- (edit metadata)
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  • Item Drops: deadfall branch
  • Meat Drop: 0-2
  • Monster Level: Scales to Moxie + 6 • Substat Gain: unknownMoxie for No Hit*: Scales to Moxie + 6
  • Monster Defense: Scales to Muscle + 6
  • Hit Points: Scales to 75% of Defense
  • Initiative: 50
  • Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze
  • Damage Resistance: ?
Just Leave

(Exits the adventure with no message.)


Visit the Breakfast Counter
Nevermind, Hop Off

On second thought, let’s not ride the Monorail. ‘Tis a silly thing.


Occurs at A Monorail Station.

Notes

  • Choosing to leave the monorail station after selecting "Just ride the rails" will still cost 9 adventures regardless, effectively wasting them.
    • In addition, if you have 9 adventures before choosing to ride the rails and are reduced to 0, you will be unable to fight a Penguin or Hippy.
  • Options are only displayed if the number of turns to choose them is sufficient.

History

  • The "Visit the Breakfast Counter" option was added in a trivial update on September 2, 2020.

References

  • This adventure's title references the chorus of "Downtown Train" by Tom Waits and popularized by Rod Stewart's 1989 hit recording.
  • The message received when you choose the Nevermind, Hop Off option is a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail where after initially approaching Camelot King Arthur and his brave team of Knights are presented with a rambunctious song and dance of what goes on in Camelot, after which King Arthur remarks "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."
A Monorail Station
Lyle's Office
Downtown
FantasyRealm
Guide
PirateRealm
Guide