Old school calculator watch

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old school calculator watch
old school calculator watch

It's a classic. A classic indicator that you're a total nerd, that is.

Type: accessory
Selling Price: 5 Meat.


(In-game plural: old school calculator watches)
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Item number: 6079
Description ID: 859101038
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Obtained From

Summon Geeky Gifts


  • The "Math!" enchantment causes various attack or effect messages to appear during combat.
  • Gaining HP/Meat only occurs once per fight. (You cannot get both the HP and Meat effects during the same fight.)
  • Was previously named "old-school calculator watch", with a hyphen. This was changed some time around January 30, 2017 to line up with other items like the old school Mafia knickerbockers.


  • You press some strange buttons on your watch, and the screen lights up with "ME YOU COLDCOCK." Your opponent says, "You want me to hit you?" You reply, "No, that was in RPN!" She takes 1-2 damage from your fist.
  • Your calculator watch arm moves of its own accord and hits your opponent for 1-2 damage. The screen blinks "REDRUM" and you realize that function call is coming from inside the housing!
  • You start typing into your calculator watch. 0, 01, 012, 0123... Your opponent asks what you are doing, and you tell him that you are covering all your bases.
    HPYou gain 1-2 hit points.
  • You type 15727310 into your watch, convert to hex, and watch as parts of your opponent disappear.
    Monster AttackMonster attack power reduced by 1-2
    Monster DefenseMonster defense reduced by 1-2
  • Your calculator watch drops a natural log, and your opponent takes 1-2 damage from the smell.
  • You type 5318008 into your watch, turn it upside down, and show it to your opponent. He blushes, and takes 1-2 damage.
  • You measure some distances and angles, then enter them into your watch. Your opponent takes 1-2 damage from the polar coordinates.
  • You type 195951310 into your watch, convert to hex, and show it to your opponent. Ooh, burn! She takes 1-2 damage.
  • You fill out some loan paperwork, and then use your watch to force your opponent to cosine.
    Meat.gifYou gain 5-10 Meat.
  • Using your calculator watch you find that your opponent is smaller than you thought. Proof by reduction!
    Monster AttackMonster attack power reduced by 1-2
    Monster DefenseMonster defense reduced by 1-2


  • RPN stands for Reverse Polish notation (also known as 'postfix notation'), a method of mathematical notation where the operator follows the operands, such as 5 6 +, which is the same as 5 + 6 in normal mathematical notation (a.k.a. 'infix notation').
  • "REDRUM" is a reference to The Shining as is the drink.
  • "The call is coming from inside the house" is a quote from When a Stranger Calls, itself based on an urban legend.
  • Converting 15727310 from decimal to hexadecimal (base 16) gives the value 'EFFACE.' Converting 195951310 to hex gives the value 'BADFACE.'
  • Typing numbers into calculators and flipping them upside-down is a common joke with calculators that use seven-segment displays. (5318008 spells 'BOOBIES.')

See Also


TOP 10 old school calculator watch collections
1. GinoXYZ - 2416 | 2. desudesudesudesudesu - 2084 | 3. Kingdom Comics - 2000 | 4. mothman13 - 1145 | 5. miSTRESS of the OBVIOUS - 969
6. whizdad - 677 | 7. Caelayn - 620 | 8. mflGrMp - 515 | 9. Parco Molo - 492 | 10. cubeof11 - 444
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings