Oily straw house

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Oily straw house
Monster ID 1474
Locations Unleash Your Inner Wolf
Hit Points 50*(Houses encountered+1)
Attack 0
Defense 0
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts door, hinge, pig, wall, window
Manuel Entry
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oily straw house You're fighting a oily straw house

This house was built with straw straight from the pig's mud wallow, where all their natural oils combine with mud and even less savory substances to make a gross, viscous liquid. This straw is so oily and gunky that it sticks together without any nails or screws, which is a bonus for the pigs inside, but it's pretty disgusting from the outside.

A pig in a halter-top winks at you. Your inner wolf is outraged. How dare that little porker try to hit on you?

Hit Message(s):

An oily pig slithers out of the house and gets his hamhocks all over you. Yuck. Ooh! (sleaze damage)

A pig eating a sandwich that is half roast beef and half mayo runs up and smears disgusting mayonnaise on you. Ow! (sleaze damage)

A pig returns from the market with a tub of lard (and the pig himself is kind of a tub of lard, too) and smears some on you. Argh! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

After Combat

Your inner wolf is really doing his part to clean up this town.
Trophy.gif +1 Pig Evicted!

Occurs at Unleash Your Inner Wolf.