Oil baron

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Oil baron
Monster ID 1237
Locations Oil Peak
Hit Points 60
Attack 85
Defense 77
Initiative 80
Meat None
Phylum slime
Elements sleaze
Resistance 50% elemental
Monster Parts crown, oil, pseudopod
bubblin' crude, bubblin' crude
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
oil baron You're fighting an oil baron

You encounter a fountain of oil spraying a good ten feet into the sky. As you approach, it solidifies a little, taking on the form of a big burly man with a ceremonial oily sash. "Dare you to cross my barony?" he burbles, pounding an oily fist into an oily palm (though not a palm oily with palm oil. Just regular oil).


A huge gusher of oil in front of you slowly takes on the rudimentary form of a broad-shouldered man holding a sceptre of office. "I am the oil baron, and this is my barony."

"I suppose resistance would be feudal," you say, and then wish you hadn't.


A great geyser of oil rises up in front of you, resolving into the broad shoulders and fruity sash of an oil baron. You heartily wish it were an oil baby instead.

Hit Message(s):

Instead of baron his soul to you, he slicks you in the <shins> with an oily pseudopod. Argh! Ouch! (sleaze damage)

Please baron mind that he just punched you in the face with an oily fist. Oof! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

He whips off his ceremonial sash and strangles you with it. Eek! Eek! (sleaze damage)

He smacks you across the <forehead> with his sceptre of office. Or possibly a scepter, as my spellchecker insists, but whatevre. Ow! Oof! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He wraps his ceremonial sash around you, then yanks on it so you spin like a top and then fall into a puddle of oil, soaking yourself in bubblin' crude. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

Please baron mind that he just failed to hit you with an oily fist.

After Combat

After the battle:

The straining, creaking ground below your feet strains and creaks a little less, as the oil pressure in the peak drops substantially.

And, if you are wearing dress pants:

Your dress pants manage to soak up a little more of the oil from the ground, too. Dammit.
Crudeoil.gifYou acquire an item: bubblin' crude (100% chance)*
Crudeoil.gifYou acquire an item: bubblin' crude (30% chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.


  • Occurs at Oil Peak with 50-99 Monster Level active.
  • This monster will hit you every round. You cannot out-moxie it.
  • This monster has a 75% chance of shrugging off multi-round stuns each round, including the round they are used. If a stun is shrugged off instead of wearing off normally the monster will also attack that round.
  • This monster resists 50% of all elemental damage.
    • With simultaneous resistance and vulnerability to Cold Damage and Spooky Damage, they take the normal amount of damage from those two elements.