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|Locations||A Yawning Abyssal Portal|
|Monster Parts||head, torso|
You approach the portal and find yourself face to face with an important-looking Infernal seal -- it's bedecked with medals (which appear to be pinned directly to its skin -- gross!) and wearing a fancy military hat (no, wait, that's just what its head is shaped like -- double gross!) and a dressy red uniform (which, as it turns out, is 100% scabs. I give up.)
It opens its mouth, and instead of the stream of profanities you normally expect from Infernal seals, you are instead treated to a stream of rapidly-clotting blood.
It picks a scab off of its back and hurls it at you like a disgusting shuriken. Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! Eek! (sleaze damage)
It moves to attack you, but gets distracted and starts picking at one of its scabs.
It belches a spray of blood toward your <arse>, but it clots into a harmless but disgusting puff of powdered scabs before it hits you.
|You acquire an item: boiling seal blood (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: scabrous seal epaulets (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: abyssal battle plans|
Occurs in A Yawning Abyssal Portal.
- The abyssal battle plans will only drop after the last seal in A Yawning Abyssal Portal is defeated. They cannot be acquired from copies of official seals.
- The scabrous seal epaulets seem to be conditional drop. They cannot be forced to drop by using a yellow ray.
- Unlike Infernal Seals, the official seal will take full damage from any weapon, not just clubs – despite its theme.