Off-duty Knob Goblin Elite Guard

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Off-duty Knob Goblin Elite Guard
Monster ID 1058
Locations Cobb's Knob Barracks
Hit Points 30
Attack 30
Defense 22
Initiative 50
Meat 40-60
Phylum goblin
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau, Knob Goblin elite pants, Knob Goblin elite polearm, Knob Goblin elite shirt, knob bugle
Manuel Entry
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off-duty Knob Goblin Elite Guard You're fighting an off-duty Knob Goblin Elite Guard

You walk into the Cobb's Knob barracks and encounter an Elite Guard getting ready for bed after the end of his shift. Luckily for you, you didn't catch him with his pants down, and also luckily for you, you did catch him with his helmet off.

Hit Message(s):

He throws down the gauntlet. Er, I mean, he punches you in the face with his gauntlet. Ow! Ow! Ow!

He stomps on your toes. This little piggy's gonna need traction. Ow! Argh! Ow!

He elbows you in the <eye>, giving you a nasty case of <knee> elbow. Argh! Oof! Argh!

He poleaxes you with his polearm. You fall on the poleground. Oof! Ow! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

He trips you up with his polearm, then kicks you in the ribs while you're down. Dirty fighter! Dirty fighter! Eek! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to hit you with his polearm, but you dodge like a wily polecat.

He tries to elbow you in the<skull>[sic], but you avoid getting a case of <lower back> elbow.

He throws down his gauntlet. Well, at least he didn't punch you with it.

He tries to stomp on your toes, but he hits the little piggy that's at the market.

Fumble Message:

He trips over his polearm and falls with a sound like someone emptying out a silverware drawer. You chuckle while he picks himself up. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 40-60 Meat (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)*
Beerbottle.gifYou acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau (15% chance)*
Bugle.gifYou acquire an item: knob bugle (10% chance)*
Goblinpole.gifYou acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite polearm (10% chance)*
Btee.gifYou acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite shirt (10% chance)*
Elitepants.gifYou acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite pants (10% chance)*

Occurs in Cobb's Knob Barracks.