|Locations||An Octopus's Garden|
|Monster Parts||arm, head|
This octopus is at least four times as efficient as a regular gardener. It can hold a rake, spade, shovel, hoe, tiller, aerator, seed bag, and bottle of weed killer all at the same time. So it's basically the Swiss Army knife of gardening, but without the corkscrew.
It whacks you with a hoe, in different area codes. Ow! Eek! Ugh!
It rakes you over the coals. Well, actually, just over the soil. Still, it hurts. Eek! Argh! Ow!
It aerates your eye. Yipe! Ooh! Argh! Ugh!
It whacks you with a spade. Ace! Eek! Oof! Ow!
It whacks you upside the head with a spade and downside the head with a rake. Well, at least the pain is symmetrical. Eek! Ooh! Ooh!
It tries to whack you with a hoe, but you pimp-slap that hoe.
It tries to rake you, but you rakishly dodge.
It tries to aerate you, but you decline.
It tries to whack you with a spade, but you're aces at dodging.
It get its tentacles all tangled up in each other, until it falls comically to the ground. Stupid octopus. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 80-120 Meat (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*|
|You acquire an item: octopus's spade (2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: sea radish (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: soggy seed packet (30% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: straw hat (2% chance)*|
Occurs at An Octopus's Garden.
- The attack message with "a hoe in different area codes" is a pun that references the Ludacris song Area Codes.
- The attack message with the spade is a reference to the song Ace of Spades by Motorhead.