The Obligatory Pirate's Cove

The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
Zone Num	66
Location	The Mysterious Island of Mystery
Unlocks	With dingy dinghy
Recom Stat	45
Combat %	58.8
ML	61 - 69
Terrain	outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Whatever This Is
Bad Moon	How Far Down Do You Want To Go?
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The Obligatory Pirate's Cove is on The Mysterious Island of Mystery. It be full of pirates of every description. At least, descriptions that starrrt with S and end in Y.

A primary stat of 45 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

As you approach the Obligatory Pirates' Cove, a slouchy pirate jumps out from behind a bush.

"Avast ye," he says.

He's a lot bigger than you, so you avast with a quickness.

(It is recommended that you have at least 45 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

These pirates are only friendly to those who know how to dress properly. So, put on your Swashbuckling Getup or pin on your pirate fledges and you'll able to fully explore the Cove.

Undisguised

Combat Adventures

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sassy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: crowbarrr, flaregun, sunken chest, swashbuckling pants Meat Drop: 16-24 Monster Level: 61 • Substat Gain: 15.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 71 Monster Defense: 54 Hit Points: 51 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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shady pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: safarrri hat Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 67 • Substat Gain: 16.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 77 Monster Defense: 60 Hit Points: 57 Initiative: 75 Elemental Alignment: None

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shifty pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: arrrgyle socks, flaregun, sunken chest Meat Drop: 36-54 Monster Level: 69 • Substat Gain: 17.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 79 Monster Defense: 62 Hit Points: 59 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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smarmy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of rum, eyepatch, flaregun, Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet, vial of pirate sweatb Meat Drop: 22-32 Monster Level: 65 • Substat Gain: 16.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 75 Monster Defense: 58 Hit Points: 55 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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swarthy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: leotarrrd, pirate pelvis, stuffed shoulder parrot Meat Drop: 20-30 Monster Level: 63 • Substat Gain: 15.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 73 Monster Defense: 56 Hit Points: 53 Initiative: 65 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

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The Beached Boys
	Substat Gain: 15 Strongness

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A Dreadful Curse
	Substat Gain: 15 Magicalness

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Filching the Undarrwear
	Substat Gain: 15 Chutzpah

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Amatearrr Night
	What's orange and sounds like a parrot?: stuffed shoulder parrot, lose 3 HP. So a pirate walks into a bar...: Gain 100 Meat. What's gold and sounds like a pirate?: eyepatch

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The Arrrbitrator
	Vote for Jack Robinson: eyepatch Vote for Sergeant Hook: swashbuckling pants Vote for the dread Pirate Bob: Gain 100 Meat.

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Barrie Me at Sea
	Help Sammy Skillet: stuffed shoulder parrot, lose 5 Meat. Help Captain Ladle: swashbuckling pants Help the crocodile: Gain 100 Meat.

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Remembarrr the Main
	Item Drops: Spanish fly trap Note: Will only occur if you have received the I Just Wanna Fly adventure at the Orcish Frat House or the Me Just Want Fly adventure at The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)

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Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Whatever This Is
	Item Drops: bottle of pirate juice Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.

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How Far Down Do You Want To Go?
	Effects: Hornswaggled (10 turns) Note: Bad Moon only.

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Larrrst & Found
	Item Drops: peg key Note: Only occurs on the 12th turn spent in this zone on a Low Key Summer run.

In Disguise

• With the Swashbuckling Getup or pirate fledges equipped, you can access The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise).

Notes

• To those who object that the "Pirate's Cove" should really be the "Pirates' Cove", Jick replies that what appears on the map to be a pirate ship is actually a "giant, ship-shaped pirate named Scove".

References

• In this location, most dropped items, adventures, and monster names contain "arrr", which is, of course, stereotypical pirate-speak.

History

• This area underwent a major revision on December 3rd, 2007. Retired adventures can be found here.