Novia Cadáver
| Novia Cadáver | |
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| Monster ID | 635 |
| Locations | every 25-35 adventures on El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Moxie - 3 (cap at 10 000) |
| Defense | Muscle - 3 (cap at 10 000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
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| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting La Novia CadáverThis is the legendary Novia Cadáver (literally, the "Corpse Bride"). Legend has it that her no-good boyfriend failed to show up on their wedding day, so she killed herself in a paroxysm of grief.
Actually, she downed seven or eight martinis, stripped off her wedding dress, and went for a drunken skinnydip in the whitewater rapids of Whitey's Grove. Still, it was a tragic end to a white wedding (though it was a nice day for it, all things considered).
Hit Message(s):
She smashes you with her bouquet. Looks like you're the next one to get married! Ooh! Ow! Ow!
She stomps on your foot with a high-heeled shoe. Ugh! Ouch! Ugh!
She takes off her garter and flicks it at you like a rubber band. Aren't those things supposed to have bows on them, not razor blades? Ugh! Ouch! Oof!
She backhands you, leaving a bruise in the shape of an engagement ring. Argh! Ooh! Ooh!
She leans in for a headbutt, and some kind of mustachioed worm crawls out of her right eye socket and bites you on the nose. It's pretty disturbing, and pretty painful. Eek! Eek! Ugh! Ouch!
She tries to smash you with her bouquet, but you dodge.
She tries to hit you with her ring hand, but you handily dodge.
She tries to stomp your instep, but you step out.
She tries to garrotte you with her garter, but can't get her leg over your head.
She stomps toward you, but her left leg falls off. She looks embarrassed, and asks you to avert your eyes as she reattaches it to her hip socket. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: red-headed corpse (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: corpse on the beach (100% chance)* |
| You gain some <substat>. |
Occurs at random locations during the El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos.
Notes
- Red-headed corpses will only drop below level 5, and corpses on the beach will only drop for characters level 5 and above.
- When attempting to use an odor extractor, you will get the message: You can't find a good place to stick the syringe.
- This monster cannot be copied.
References
- The critical hit and fumble messages are a reference to the movie Corpse Bride.
- The end of the description is a reference to the Billy Idol song White Wedding.
