Noob Cave

Item Drops: lemon , orange , bottle of vodka , popsicle stick
Meat Drop: None
Monster Level: 0 &#8226; Substat Gain: 1 &#8226; Moxie for No Hit * : 10
Monster Defense: 0
Hit Points: 1
Initiative: 0
Elemental Alignment: None

The Noob Cave is located at the base of Mt. Noob.

Combat Adventures

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	Item Drops: lemon, orange, bottle of vodka, popsicle stick Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 0 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit:* 10 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 1 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

How Do I Shot Web?
	Note: Occurs only when adventuring with a hobo code binder equipped.

Glorificus Steinemus, the Ancient Wise Woman
	Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

Glorificus Steinemus, the Ancient Wise Woman
	Item Drops: Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

Surprising!
	Item Drops: Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium, black kitten Note: Is the first adventure there in Bad Moon. Note: Gives 14 Drunkenness. Note: Bad Moon only.