Ninja dressed as a waiter

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Ninja dressed as a waiter
Monster ID 1512
Locations The Copperhead Club
Hit Points 155
Attack 150
Defense 150
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
crappy waiter disguise, throwing knife, throwing fork, throwing spoon
Manuel ninja fear powder
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
ninja dressed as a waiter You're fighting a ninja dressed as a waiter

This is a perfectly ordinary waiter at the Copperhead Club. There's nothing at all suspicious about him. I'm sure most waiters wear a black hood and black scarf over their faces, right? And they all have two katana handles sticking out of their dinner jackets? Yup, this guy is definitely here to take your order, not your life.

Hit Message(s):

He drops into a crouch for a split second, then stands back up. You try to take a step and crash to the floor--he tied your big toes together and you didn't even notice! Argh! Ow!

He pulls out one of his katana and slashes you with it, then has the nerve to ask for a tip. Ow! Ouch!

He throws a fork and hits you in the <foot>. Ow! Ow!

He throws a spoon at you. It clangs off your forehead without stabbing you, but it still hurts. Ow! Ow!

He throws down a smoke bomb, appears behind you, and strangles you while telling you about tonight's specials. Oof! Ow!

He kicks you with those weird split-toe shoes ninjas wear. It's silent, but painful. Ooh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

He pulls out a katana and slashes with it, then hits you with some nunchuku, stabs you with a sai, and trips you with a bo staff. Cowabunga, where is he hiding all these weapons? Oof! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He drops into a crouch and gets back up, blushing slightly behind his ninja mask. What he just did was not as silent or as deadly as he was hoping.

He pulls out one of his katana and tries to slash you with it, but is blocked by a clumsy waiter with a serving tray.

He throws a fork like a shuriken, but it turns out forks make lousy shuriken.

He throws a spoon at you. It's not very effective. It doesn't even hurt more because it's dull.

He throws down a smoke bomb, causing another ninja waiter to drop a bunch of dishes, to sarcastic applause.

He tries to kick you with those weird split-toe shoes ninjas wear, but is neither silent nor deadly.

Fumble Message:

He has to stop fighting for a few minutes because the dinner rush just came in, and he has a four-top who hasn't got their bread basket yet. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Briefcase.gifYou acquire an item: crappy waiter disguise (30% chance)*
Throwfork.gifYou acquire an item: throwing fork (10% chance)*
Throwknife.gifYou acquire an item: throwing knife (10% chance)*
Throwspoon.gifYou acquire an item: throwing spoon (10% chance)*

Occurs at The Copperhead Club.