Ninja Snowman Janitor
| Ninja Snowman Janitor | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 339 |
| Locations | Lair of the Ninja Snowmen |
| Hit Points | 70 |
| Attack | 80 |
| Defense | 81 |
| No-Hit | 90 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elemental |
| Elements | cold |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, torso |
| Bounty | dirty coal button |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Ninja Snowman JanitorIn the icy wastes of Mount McLargehuge, where the most elite of ninja snowman assassins are trained, even the guy who mops the dojo floor is fully capable of kicking your ass. Try not to bleed on the floor -- you'll only make him angrier.
Hit Message(s):
He sweeps you off your feet. I mean literally, not in a nice romantic way. Ouch! Ouch! Eek!
His mop blurs as he whirls it around his head. Then your vision blurs as he smashes it into your <calf>. Argh! Ouch! Eek!
He roars with the fury of a thousand school custodians, and totally goes Mr. Clean on your ass. Eek! Ooh! Ouch!
He starts to smash you with his broom, but you distract him by pointing out a spot on the floor he missed.
He tries to sweep you off your feet, but you manage to keep both of them on the ground.
He notices that his mop water has gotten pretty dirty, and asks you to wait a second while he goes to dump it out. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: frigid ninja stars (19.8% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: ninja mop (4.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: pail (9.7% chance)* |
 | You acquire a bounty item: dirty coal button |
| You gain 20 <substat>. |
Occurs at Lair of the Ninja Snowmen.
References
- The description likely refers to the Terry Pratchett novel Thief of Time, in which the top agent of the Time Monks is the janitor of the monastery. The monastery also sits at the icy peak of a mountain, though due to fiddling with time it is always spring and the cherry blossoms are always about to bloom.
