Ninja Snowman (Hilt)

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Ninja Snowman
Monster ID 137
Locations Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
Hit Points 70
Attack 85
Defense 76
No-Hit 95
Initiative 60
Meat None
Phylum elemental
Elements cold
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, torso
Drops
frigid ninja stars, frozen nunchaku, icy katana hilt, plain snowcone
Bounty coal button
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Ninja Snowman You're fighting a Ninja Snowman

This is one of the Ninja Snowmen of Mt. McLargeHuge. These ninjas are as cold as ice, and willing to sacrifice your love. And by love, I mean life.

Hit Message(s):

He stabs you in the <ear> with his carrot nose.Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

He throws several icy shuriken at you. Ever wonder what it feels like to be inside a blender?Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

He karate-chops you in the <foot> with his twiggy arms. You get a couple of splinters. And a shredder.Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

He smacks you with his frozen nunchaku. You get bruises and frostbite at the same time.Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He throws a smoke bomb and disappears from sight, then reappears behind you. He repeatedly karate-chops you with his twiggy arms until you feel like you've been attacked by a ninja triffid. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to stab you with his carrot nose, but you do a bunny imitation and scare him off.

He throws several shuriken at you. Luckily for you, they're just frozen leaves.

He tries to smack you with his frozen nunchaku, but the chain that connects them is frozen up.

He tries to karate-chop you, but his twiggy arms aren't flexible enough.

Fumble Message:

He throws down a smoke bomb and disappears! Fortunately, since he's wearing a black mask on a snowy mountain, he's pretty easy to spot again. You point and laugh. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Ninjastars.gifYou acquire an item: frigid ninja stars (20% chance)*
Coldchucks.gifYou acquire an item: frozen nunchaku (2.0% chance)*
Coldhilt.gifYou acquire an item: icy katana hilt (15% chance)*
Snowcone.gifYou acquire an item: plain snowcone (20% chance)*
You gain 21.25 <substat>.

Occurs at Lair of the Ninja Snowmen.

References

  • This monster's description references the lyrics of Foreigner's song "Cold as Ice," from the 1977 debut album Foreigner: "You're as cold as ice, you're willing to sacrifice our love."
  • The hit message about getting splinters "and a shredder" from being karate-chopped by the snowman refers to Splinter, sensei to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the TMNT's arch-nemesis, the Shredder.
  • One of the miss messages references the webcomic The Adventures of Dr. McNinja, in which frozen clover leaves are used as shuriken.
  • The phrase "...and by love, I mean life" could be a reference to the writing style of Robert Hamburger, creator of RealUltimatePower.net, a website about ninjas. One of the most quoted phrases from the website is the statement, "These guys(ninjas) are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet."