Ninja Snowman (Hilt)
|Locations||Lair of the Ninja Snowmen|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, torso|
This is one of the Ninja Snowmen of Mt. McLargeHuge. These ninjas are as cold as ice, and willing to sacrifice your love. And by love, I mean life.
He stabs you in the <leg> with his carrot nose.Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He throws several icy shuriken at you. Ever wonder what it feels like to be inside a blender?Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He karate-chops you in the <shoulder> with his twiggy arms. You get a couple of splinters. And a shredder.Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He smacks you with his frozen nunchaku. You get bruises and frostbite at the same time.Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He throws a smoke bomb and disappears from sight, then reappears behind you. He repeatedly karate-chops you with his twiggy arms until you feel like you've been attacked by a ninja triffid. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He tries to stab you with his carrot nose, but you do a bunny imitation and scare him off.
He throws several shuriken at you. Luckily for you, they're just frozen leaves.
He tries to smack you with his frozen nunchaku, but the chain that connects them is frozen up.
He tries to karate-chop you, but his twiggy arms aren't flexible enough.
He throws down a smoke bomb and disappears! Fortunately, since he's wearing a black mask on a snowy mountain, he's pretty easy to spot again. You point and laugh. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: frigid ninja stars (20% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: frozen nunchaku (2.0% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: icy katana hilt (15% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: plain snowcone (20% chance)*|
|You gain 21.25 <substat>.|
Occurs at Lair of the Ninja Snowmen.
- This monster's description references the lyrics of Foreigner's song "Cold as Ice," from the 1977 debut album Foreigner: "You're as cold as ice, you're willing to sacrifice our love."
- The hit message about getting splinters "and a shredder" from being karate-chopped by the snowman refers to Splinter, sensei to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the TMNT's arch-nemesis, the Shredder.
- One of the miss messages references the webcomic The Adventures of Dr. McNinja, in which frozen clover leaves are used as shuriken.
- The phrase "...and by love, I mean life" could be a reference to the writing style of Robert Hamburger, creator of RealUltimatePower.net, a website about ninjas. One of the most quoted phrases from the website is the statement, "These guys(ninjas) are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet."