Never Gonna Make You Up

Choice adventure number: 881

Never Gonna Make You Up

You see an ornate makeup case on a dusty vanity. It has the Spookyraven monogram on it, and it's probably full of all manner of fancy-lady creams and powders.

On the other hand, it's bouncing up and down like there's some kind of malevolent spirit possessing it, so opening it might be dangerous.

On the other hand, if you're not going to open it, why are you wasting your time in here?

Open it

cosmetics wraith -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: old eyebrow pencil, old rosewater cream, old bronzer, Lady Spookyraven's powder puffq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 65 • Substat Gain: 16.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 75 Monster Defense: 55 Hit Points: 65 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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Occurs in The Haunted Bathroom.

Notes

• This is a conditional noncombat occurring only when at least 5 turns have been spent in the zone.

References

• This adventure's title is a reference to Rick Astley's song Never Gonna Give You Up.