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Monster ID 512
Locations The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
Hit Points 240
Attack 195
Defense 175
No-Hit 205
Initiative 40
Meat 160-240
Phylum hippy
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
bullet-proof corduroys, Lockenstock™ sandals, longhaired hippy wig, reinforced beaded headband, green clay bead
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Neil You're fighting Neil

In the midst of the battlefield, you are accosted by dirtiest, smelliest hippy you've ever encountered (and trust me, that's saying something). He pushes his long stringy brown hair out of his face, and frowns at you gloomily.

"Hey, man," he says. "I don't want to be a bummer, right, but I've got something really heavy to lay on you. The lads say I've got to kill you, right, and I told them I don't believe in violence -- I mean, I'm a vegetarian, because I don't abuse my body or the world I live in -- but nobody ever listens to me anyway, right? So anyway, sorry about this man, but look on the bright side -- you could have been me and ended up having a really bad time all of the time..."

You decide to kill him, just so he'll shut up.

Hit Message(s):

Neil hits you in the <face> with some handy debris, and then apologizes for being a really selfish negative vibe merchant. Oof! Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Oof!

He smashes you over the head with a guitar, grimacing because it was the one that his grandfather made out of matchsticks on his deathbed. "Bad karma," he mumbles. Argh! Oof! Ooh! Oof!

"I'm not into violence, right, but I'm really gonna smash your face in!" he says, as he bludgeons you with a filthy old teapot. Ouch! Eek! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

Suddenly, there is a puff of smoke, and Neil inexplicably grows six pairs of arms. "Oh wow, yeah! Far out!" he says, as he pummels you with them. "Look at me, I'm Krishna!" Ow! Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

Neil flashes you a peace sign. "Vegetable rights and peace," he says.

Neil looks rather agitated. "My barely-adequate psychic defenses are crumbling!" he moans.

Neil begins to attack you, but is interrupted by a musical number by some early-80's British pop band.

Fumble Message:

A punk with a bright orange mohawk and metal studs in his forehead stomps up to Neil and bludgeons him with a cricket bat for failing to have supper ready. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 160-240 Meat (average: 200, stdev: 16.73)*
Bpcords.gifYou acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys (? chance)*
Rankbead3.gifYou acquire an item: green clay bead (? chance)*
Hippywig.gifYou acquire an item: longhaired hippy wig (100% chance)*
Warheadband.gifYou acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband (? chance)*
Sandals.gifYou acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals (? chance)*

Occurs at The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues).


  • This monster cannot be copied.
  • Occurs between 601 and 700 hippy casualties, if at all.


  • All the messages here refer to the hippy character Neil from the Young Ones TV show.