Nayztameetjoo trading card

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Nayztameetjoo trading card
Nayztameetjoo trading card

This is a trading card depicting KWE star Nayztameetjoo. It's printed with a variety of useful information, for varying definitions of 'useful'. And 'information'.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 50 Meat.

(In-game plural: Nayztameetjoo trading cards)
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Item number: 2011
Description ID: 232298125
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Obtained From

pack of KWE trading card (0-1)

When Used

You look at the Nayztameetjoo trading card. The front has a picture on it.

(Artwork by Cynn)

The back has some statistics printed on it.

Name: Nayztameetjoo
Special Moves: Pogo pogo pogo and Flag Whip
Wins: #
Losses: #
Quote: "I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, Dave!"

Fun Facts:
Nayztameetjoo's Artificial Intelligence is even greater than that of the clockwork bartender-in-a-box! He can also make toast, but don't ask where he puts the bread!

Nayztameetjoo's pogo stick is powered by mysterious alien technology, which is a slightly less advanced form of magic!

To keep himself limber, Nayztameetjoo drinks nothing but synthetic motor oil! His breath is flammable!

Your friends at KWE remind you that winners don't take things that don't belong to them!

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  • The quote "I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, Dave!" is from HAL 9000 of Arthur C. Clark's 2001 A Space Odyssey.
  • The "slightly less advanced form of magic" description of the pogo stick is yet another reference to Arthur C. Clarke, who famously said that "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Magic."
  • The "His breath is flammable" phrase may be a reference to Yoshimitsu's attack in the Tekken 3 game, which involved puffing a cloud of violet smoke in the opponents face, causing him to fall down.
  • The "Winners don't take things that don't belong to them!" line may be a reference to Yoshimitsu's membership in the Manji clan of ninjas, which were known for stealing from nobility and giving to the poor.


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