Nasty bear

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Nasty bear
Monster ID 1769
Locations Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Hit Points 1000
Attack 150
Defense 150
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum beast
Elements stench
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, tail, torso
Manuel Entry
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nasty bear You're fighting a nasty bear

You find one of the awful, filth-encrusted bears you're hunting, which was apparently looking for fresher food than the garbage it usually lives on. The park patrons are none too fresh themselves, though... maybe it just wanted some funnel cake? (Nobody should want that funnel cake. Not even a bear.)

Hit Message(s):

The bear claws your <knee> with garbage-encrusted claws. "Garbage-encrusted" is not a good adjective for something that is clawing you, but I guess it's already pretty bad anyway, so what's a little more worseness? (stench damage)

The bear roars at you, and its breath is a straight-up punch to the face. (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

The bear roars furiously at you. And hungrily. Hungriously? And then it bites your head. Its breath is terrible! (stench damage) Ow! Eek! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

The bear roars at you, but you manage to cover your nose just in time.

The bear swipes at you half-heartedly, distracted by the old rotting seat cushion it's chewing on.

Fumble Message:

The bear looks around for food, ignoring you. Which is kind of ironic, given that you're probably the most edible thing around here. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Occurs at Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice when taking the Bear Removal job.


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