Mutant gift-wrapping elf

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Mutant gift-wrapping elf
Monster ID 747
Locations The Atomic Crimbo Toy Factory
Hit Points Scales with player stats
Attack Scales with player stats
Defense Scales with player stats
Initiative 75
Meat None
Phylum elf
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
elven socks
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
mutant gift-wrapping elf You're fighting a mutant gift-wrapping elf

This elf was in charge of wrapping gifts for all the good little girls and boys, until he received a gift of his own: a healthy dose of Grimacite radiation! His extra arm and razor-sharp talons would probably enhance his gift-wrapping skills, but he's too enraged to do anything but beat you down.

Hit Message(s):

He stuffs a wad of wrapping paper down your throat. The edges are all pointy! Argh! Ooh! Ooh!

He applies gift-wrapping tape to your leg and rips it off real fast. Yipe! Ouch! Oof! Ouch!

He slashes you into festive Crimbo ribbons with his talons. Ugh! Oof! Ugh!

He ties your <lower back> into a bow. Looks like he still remembers some of his skills. Eek! Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Ow! Argh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He flays your <nipple> and uses your skin as wrapping paper. Wait, no, that's a little too gruesome for our game. He, uh, comically bops you on the head with a giant fist! Hilarious! Oof! Ugh! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to stuff wrapping paper down your throat, but you show him how to fold origami instead.

He tries to stick tape all over you, but you dodge.

He tries to slash you with his talons, but isn't talonted enough.

He tries to tie you into a bow, but you bow out.

Fumble Message:

He falls to the ground, wracked with pain as he undergoes another horrible mutation. Uh, happy Crimbo, I guess. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Socks.gifYou acquire an item: elven socks (? chance)*
Upon reciting The Spirit of Crimbo
Crabclaw.gifYou acquire an item: twitching claw (100% chance)*
or
Vial.gifYou acquire an item: unstable DNA (100% chance)*

Occurred at The Atomic Crimbo Toy Factory.

Notes