Mutant doll-dressing elf
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|Mutant doll-dressing elf|
|Locations||The Atomic Crimbo Toy Factory|
|Hit Points||Scales with player stats|
|Attack||Scales with player stats|
|Defense||Scales with player stats|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
This elf used to be in charge of dressing all the dolls to give to all the good little girls (and the good little boys whose parents weren't too tied down to traditional concepts of femininity and masculinity). After getting a dose of Grimacite radiation, he's grown a few extra limbs, which would probably help him dress the dolls even faster. Sadly, though, the radioactivity's gone to his mind, and the only thing he's interested in dressing is you down!
He tries to pop your head off to put a tiny shirt on you. The damage is done before you can shout, "I'm not a doll!" Ugh! Argh! Argh!
He puts a little dress on you, then cackles thickly. Ow! Your feelings! Ow! Ooh! Eek!
He slashes you to ribbons, then uses the ribbons to do a doll's hair. Oof! Ooh! Ooh!
He picks up a doll and beats you with it. Hey, it's one of those fancy dolls that cries! No, wait, that's you. Ow! Eek! Ugh!
He carves off a big swatch of your skin and uses it to make a doll's dress. Wait, that's too gruesome for our game. Uh, you trip and fall down! Hilarious! Ouch! Eek! Eek!
He puts a little dress on you, but it just seems right. Maybe a little too right.
He picks up a doll to beat you with it, but stops to fix the doll's wardrobe first.
He tries to pop your head off, but you point out that you're not a doll and your head isn't removable. Well, not *easily* removable.
He tries to slash you to ribbons, but you dodge.
He huddles in the corner, clutching his dolls and gibbering to himself, drool dripping off his fangs. Uh, happy Crimbo. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: cheap elven gloves (? chance)*|
|You acquire an item: rigid carapace (100% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: unstable DNA (100% chance)*|
Occurred at The Atomic Crimbo Toy Factory.
- The cheap elven gloves drop if you defeat the monster normally.
- The rigid carapace drops if this monster is one of the first two elves upon which you use the Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo' skill.
- The unstable DNA drops if this monster is the third or later elf upon which you use the Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo' skill.