Muscular mushroom guy
|Muscular mushroom guy|
|Locations||The Fungal Nethers|
Unlike the other mushrooms running around this cavern, this one has arms. And unlike what you probably would have imagined a mushroom's arms to look like, they are absolutely bulging with muscles. And unlike what you probably expected the mushroom guy to be doing with those muscles, it's attempting to pummel the hell out of you.
Oh wait, that's probably exactly what you expected, huh?
The mushroom punches you in the <groin>; it feels a bit like being pounded with a lead marshmallow.
The mushroom guy slams you to the ground and jumps up and down on you. See how you like it!
The mushroom guy pounds the living shiitake out of you. (CRITICAL HIT!)
It tries to jump on your head, but a floating block gets in its way.
The mushroom guy takes a moment to kiss its own biceps.
It swings so hard, its hat falls down over its eyes. ...Wait, what?
It takes a swing at you, but the weight of its arms in relation to the rest of his body kind of throws off its balance. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: stinky mushroom (20% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: veiny spore pod (50% chance)*|