Muscle Modifiers

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Here's a comprehensive list of everything in the game that affects your Muscle and their availability in Hardcore. Ultra Rares, rare Tiny Plastics, and other difficult-to-obtain items are considered unattainable, due to the very low chance of getting them.

To see various maximum levels of Muscle, see Maximizing Your Muscle.

Absolute Increases

Absolute Muscle increases will increase (or decrease) your Muscle by a fixed amount.

Source Source Type Incr Duration Cost Prereq HC Available Notes
'Roids of the Rhinoceros Effect 100 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Animal Exploiter Effect 40 10 turns 1 Adventure Bad Moon No
Bananas! Effect 40 5-15 turns or 30 turns Item Loss None No
Boletus Swoletus Effect 40 10, 40, or 80 turns Item Loss None Yes
The Power of LOV Effect 40 40 turns Item Loss None Yes
BOOsted Effect 30 50 turns Item Loss No
Electrolit Up Effect 30 5 turns Item Loss Yes
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags Accessory 30 Equipped 45 Mys Yes
Standard Issue Bravery Effect 30 20 turns Item Loss None Yes
Wintergreen Warmongery Effect 30 10 turns Item Loss None No
Antique Nutcracker Outfit Outfit 25 Equipped  
  • 30 Mus
  • 30 Mys
  • 30 Mox
No
Bastille Budgeteer Effect 25 5-15 turns Item Loss None Yes
Frog In Your Throat Effect 25 5-15 turns Item Loss None Yes
old school Mafia knickerbockers Pants 25 Equipped 35 Mox No
Woad Warrior Effect 25 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
wreath of laurels Hat 25 Equipped 85 Mox Yes
Industrial Strength Starch Effect 20 20 turns Item Loss None Yes
Mafia bow tie Accessory 20 Equipped 35 Mys No
Mafia stogie Accessory 20 Equipped 35 Mys No
Mafia violin case Weapon (1H) 20 Equipped 35 Mus No
Minioned Effect 20 10 turns 1 Adventure Bad Moon No
Radio Free Foil Weapon (2H) 20 Equipped 60 Mus No
Savage Beast Inside Effect 20 10 turns Item Loss Must be Oxygenarian, if HC Yes
Truly Gritty Effect 20 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Hammer of Smiting Weapon (1H) 16 Equipped 15 Mus Yes
Abdominal Muscles Passive Skill 15 Gelatinous Noob Yes
Antique Arms And Armor Outfit 15 Equipped 85 Mus Yes
arse-shooting crossbow Weapon (2H) 15 Equipped 65 Mox No
Barbecue Saucy Effect 15 15 turns Item Loss None Yes
battered hubcap Off-Hand Item (Shield) 15 Equipped 65 Mus Yes
belt of Ogrekind Accessory 15 Equipped 40 Mus No
cast-iron legacy paddle Weapon (2H) 15 Equipped 80 Mus Yes
Cat-Herding Prod Accessory 15 Equipped None No
cursed cutlass Weapon (1H) 15 Equipped 85 Mus No
dark hamethyst ring Accessory 15 Equipped 47 Mus Yes
  • Critical Hits Deal Extra Damage
defective Golden Mr. Accessory Accessory 15 Equipped None Yes
Dragonscale breastplate Shirt 15 Equipped 40 Mus No
exclusive ultra-rare item Accessory 15 Equipped None No
  • A custom item given to Phoenix and Mick
  • All Attributes +15
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm Hat 15 Equipped None Yes
fuzzy bracelets Accessory 15 Equipped None No
Golden Mr. Accessory Accessory 15 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +15
headhunter necktie Accessory 15 Equipped 65 Mys Yes
  • Moxie -3
  • May not equip more than one
mesh cap Hat 15 Equipped 50 Mox Yes
Mr. Accessory Accessory 15 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +15
Ms. Accessory Accessory 15 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +15
Oily Flavor Effect 15 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 4 spleen
Level 4 Yes
pristine walrus tusk Weapon (1H) 15 Equipped 60 Mus No
Radio KoL Keychain Accessory 15 Equipped None No
  • Radio prize
rainbow pearl earring Accessory 15 Equipped 200 Mys No
rainbow pearl necklace Accessory 15 Equipped 200 Mys No
  • Rare item
  • All Attributes +15
  • Spell Damage +200
  • May not equip more than one
rainbow pearl ring Accessory 15 Equipped 200 Mys No
Shot in the Arse Effect 15 40 turns None No
  • All Attributes +15
  • Received by being shot by Kucolan's custom item
sparkly engagement ring Accessory 15 Equipped None No
  • A custom item given to Phoenix
  • All Attributes +15
  • May not equip more than one
The Ghoul King's ghoulottes Pants 15 Equipped 40 mus No
The Smile of Mr. A. Buff 15 40 turns None No
  • All Attributes +15
Xlyinia's notebook Accessory 15 Equipped None No
ye olde golde frontes Accessory 15 Equipped 5 Mox Yes
  • Bonus for DBs only
  • May not equip more than one
chintzy seal pendant Accessory 12 Equipped 45 Mus Yes
  • Moxie +6
  • Bonus for SCs only
  • May not equip more than one
chintzy turtle brooch Accessory 12 Equipped 45 Mus Yes
Elmley shades Accessory 12 Equipped 75 Mys Yes
filigreed hamethyst ring Accessory 12 Equipped Yes
Bigger Bugfinder Blade Weapon (2H) 11 Equipped 85 Mus No
  • All Attributes +11
  • +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
  • Awarded to those who find major bugs/a lot of bugs
Chelonian Morningstar Weapon (1H) 11 Equipped 15 Mus Yes
Claw of the Infernal Seal Accessory 11 Equipped 45 Mus Yes
  • Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure
  • 5 Additional Seal Summons Per Day
  • Enchantment works even when item is not equipped
  • (Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
  • You may not equip more than one of these at a time.
complicated device Off-Hand Item 11 Equipped   200 Mys Yes
Copper Alpha of Sincerity Accessory 11 Equipped 85 Mys Yes
Elder Turtle Shell Hat 11 Equipped 15 Mus Yes
eleven-gallon hat Hat 11 Equipped Avatar of West of Loathing Yes
elevenderizing hammer Weapon (1H) 11 Equipped 11 Mus No
elevennis shoes Accessory 11 Equipped 11 Mys No
  • All Attributes +11
  • Maximum HP/MP +11
Fuzzy busby Hat 11 Equipped 50 Mus Yes
Order of the Silver Wossname Accessory 11 Equipped 85 Mys Yes
Pink Heart of Spirit Accessory 11 Equipped 85 Mys Yes
Scalp of Gorgolok Hat 11 Equipped 15 Mus Yes
aerogel akubra Hat 10 Equipped No
All Revved Up Effect 10 Varies Avatar of Sneaky Pete No
  • From Rev Engine skill
  • Mysticality +10
  • Moxie +10
Anytwo Five Elevenis? Effect 10 30 turns None Yes
barrel beryl choker Accessory 10 Equipped 30 Mys Yes
bellhop's hat Hat 10 Equipped 35 Mox Yes
  • Helps you blend in at the Ice Hotel
Biceps Weapon (1H) 10 Equipped 10 Mus Yes
Bjorn's Hammer Passive Skill 10 Gelatinous Noob Yes
blackberry combat boots Accessory 10 Equipped 75 Mus Yes
black greaves Pants 10 Equipped 65 Mox Yes
Browbeaten Effect 10 25 turns Item Loss Yes
Boris's ring Accessory 10 Equipped 25 Mys Yes
bugbear-smiting sword Weapon (2H) 10 Equipped 60 Mus No
catskin buckler Off-Hand Item (Shield) 10 Equipped 75 Mus Yes
Crown of the Goblin King Hat 10 Equipped 20 Mox Yes
denim axe Weapon (2H) 10 Equipped 70 Mus Yes
Employee of the Month Effect 10 20 turns 4 MP None No
gabardine gaiters Pants 10 Equipped None No
filigreed hamethyst necklace Accessory 10 Equipped Yes
Hagg-ard Effect 10 20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Drunk
Level 2 Yes
Iron Beta of Industry Accessory 10 Equipped 85 Mys Yes
optimal spreadsheet Off-Hand Item 10 Equipped None No
Orange Star of Sacrifice Accessory 10 Equipped 85 Mys Yes
paraffin punching bag Accessory 10 Equipped None No
PirateRealm party hat Hat 10 Equipped None No
polyalloy shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 10 Equipped 55 Mus No
Pork Power Effect 10 10 turns Item Loss None No
Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith Effect 10 5-15 turns 5 MP None Yes
Radio Free Jersey Shirt 10 Equipped Torso Awaregness No
Radio KoL Coffee Mug Container 10 None No
Rainy Soul Miasma Effect 10 1/5/10 turns Item Loss None Yes
ring of gain strength Accessory 10 Equipped 25 Mys Yes
snailmail coif Hat 10 Equipped Yes
velour vambraces Accessory 10 Equipped None No
Voluminous Radio Sneakers Accessory 10 Equipped 60 Mys No
catskin cap Hat 9 Equipped 75 Mox Yes
Nickel Gamma of Frugality Accessory 9 Equipped 85 Mys Yes
rusty chain necklace Accessory 9 Equipped 75 Mys Yes
Yellow Moon of Compassion Accessory 9 Equipped 85 Mys Yes
black cowboy hat Hat 8 Equipped 67 Mox Yes
eight-gallon hat Hat 8 Equipped Avatar of West of Loathing Yes
filigreed hamethyst earring Accessory 8 Equipped Yes
Green Clover of Justice Accessory 8 Equipped 85 Mys Yes
star sword Weapon (2H) 8 Equipped 67 Mus Yes
Zinc Delta of Tranquility Accessory 8 Equipped 85 Mys Yes
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility Accessory 7 Equipped 85 Mys Yes
asbestos sword Weapon (2H) 7 Equipped 45 Mus Yes
barskin cloak Back Item 7 Equipped 75 Mys Yes
black belt Accessory 7 Equipped 60 Mys Yes
blackberry galoshes Accessory 7 Equipped 75 Mus Yes
  • All Attributes +7
  • May not equip more than one
Blue Diamond of Honesty Accessory 7 Equipped 85 Mys Yes
Bugfinder Blade Weapon (2H) 7 Equipped 75 Mus No
  • All Attributes +7
  • +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
  • Awarded to people who find a few bugs
chrome sword Weapon (2H) 7 Equipped 35 Mus Yes
centurion helmet Hat 7 Equipped 35 Mox No
  • All Attributes +7
eXtreme meat sword Weapon (2H) 7 Equipped 15 Mus Yes
Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform Outfit 7 Equipped
  • 15 Mus
  • 15 Mox
Yes
linoleum sword Weapon (2H) 7 Equipped 40 Mus Yes
Mace of the Tortoise Weapon (1H) 7 Equipped 10 Mus Yes
  • TT's Epic Weapon
  • Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes)
  • Bonus for TTs only
pig-iron helm Hat 7 Equipped Yes
pirate fledges Accessory 7 Equipped 60 Mys Yes
pygmy spear Weapon (1H) 7 Equipped 67 Mus Yes
shuddersword Weapon (2H) 7 Equipped 45 Mus Yes
Spirit Precipice Weapon (2H) 7 Equipped 45 Mus Yes
Star Garb Outfit 7 Equipped
  • 75 Mys
  • 75 Mox
Yes
  • All Attributes +7
sword behind inappropriate prepositions Weapon (2H) 7 Equipped 45 Mus Yes
1337 7r0uZ0RZ Pants 6 Equipped 40 Mox Yes
Black Armaments Outfit 6 Equipped
  • 65 Mus
  • 65 Mox
Yes
chintzy disco ball pendant Accessory 6 Equipped 45 Mox Yes
  • Moxie +12
  • Bonus for DBs only
  • May not equip more than one
chintzy noodle ring Accessory 6 Equipped 45 Mys Yes
duct tape dockers Pants 6 Equipped 82 Mox Yes
oversized pipe Weapon (1H) 6 Equipped 72 Mus Yes
Lead Zeta of Chastity Accessory 6 Equipped 85 Mys Yes
manly bloomers Pants 6 Equipped Yes
Purple Horseshoe of Honor Accessory 6 Equipped 85 Mys Yes
slime-covered necklace Accessory 6 Equipped 200 Mys Yes
  • All Attributes +6
snake shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 6 Equipped 42 Mus Yes
Spiky Hair Effect 6 5 turns Item Loss None Yes
asbestos crossbow Weapon (2H) 5 Equipped 40 Mox Yes
astronaut pants Pants 5 Equipped 72 Mox No
badass belt Accessory 5 Equipped 35 Mys Yes
  • All Attributes +5
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat Hat 5 Equipped 22 Mox Yes
  • All Attributes +5
beach glass necklace Accessory 5 Equipped 20 Mys Yes
beaver spear Weapon (1H) 5 Equipped 47 Mus Yes
black shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5 Equipped 65 Mus Yes
Blessing of the War Snapper Effect 5 Intrinsic 15 MP Turtle Tamer Yes
bobble-hip hula elf doll Off-Hand Item 5 Equipped 5 Mys No
Bonerdagon necklace Accessory 5 Equipped 25 Mys Yes
bowler Hat 5 Equipped 35 Mox No
Bubble, Bubble Effect 5 5 turns Item Loss None No
buffalo blade Weapon (2H) 5 Equipped 45 Mus Yes
chrome helmet turtle Hat 5 Equipped 45 Mox Yes
  • All Attributes +5
crying statue earrings Accessory 5 Equipped None Yes
Disdain of the War Snapper Effect 5 10 turns 15 MP Yes
easter egg balloon Off-Hand Item 5 Equipped 35 Mys Yes
  • All Attributes +5
Extra Backbone Effect 5 15 turns Item Loss None Yes
Faboooo Effect 5 20 turns Item Loss None Yes
funny paper hat Hat 5 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +5
giant clay ashtray Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5 Equipped None Yes
giant motorcycle boots Accessory 5 Equipped 45 Mus Yes
  • +10 Damage vs. Ghosts
gingham blouse Shirt 5 Equipped Yes
gnoll-tooth necklace Accessory 5 Equipped 10 Mys Yes
Gonna Get You, Sucker Effect 5 10 turns None None No
Great S-Cape Back Item 5 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +5
hamethyst ring Accessory 5 Equipped Yes
hippo skin buckler Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5 Equipped 30 Mus Yes
hot cross bow Weapon (2H) 5 Equipped 45 Mox Yes
indie comic hipster glasses Hat 5 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +5
Kentucky-fried meat sword Weapon (2H) 5 Equipped 20 Mus Yes
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar Weapon (1H) 5 Equipped 10 Mus Yes
liar's pants Pants 5 Equipped None No
misfit hobby horse Off-Hand Item 5 Equipped None No
Misty Cloak Back Item 5 Equipped 75 Mus Yes
  • Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure
  • Reward for completing the Orc Chasm Quest as a Muscle class.
Mr. Accessory Jr. Accessory 5 Equipped None No
outrageous sombrero Hat 5 Equipped None No
oyster egg balloon Off-Hand Item 5 Equipped 35 Mys Yes
  • All Attributes +5
Peppermint Bite Effect 5 5 turns Item Loss None Yes
pixel shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5 Equipped 10 Mus Yes
Pumped Up Effect 5 10 turns 1 Adventure Yes
Red Balloon of Valor Accessory 5 Equipped 85 Mys Yes
rhinestone cowboy shirt Shirt 5 Equipped Yes
rib of the Bonerdagon Weapon (2H) 5 Equipped 25 Mus Yes
severed flipper Weapon (1H) 5 Equipped 25 Mus Yes
Superhero Reboots Accessory 5 Equipped Comic-Con 2012 code None No
  • All Attributes +5
  • Combat Initiative +10%
  • Help You Run Faster
turtlemail coif Hat 5 Equipped 25 Mox Yes
shiny hood ornament Accessory 5 Equipped 80 Mys Yes
space trooper helmet Hat 5 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +5
star shirt Shirt 5 Equipped Yes
  • All Attributes +5
star stiletto Weapon (1H) 5 Equipped 52 Mus Yes
superhero mask Hat 5 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +5
Tamarind Torment Effect 5 5 turns Item Loss None Yes
Tingly Biceps Effect 5 3-5 turns Item Loss None Yes
tiny plastic Boris Accessory 5 Equipped None No
tiny plastic Susie Accessory 5 Equipped 5 Mys No
  • All Attributes +5
Uranium Omega of Temperance Accessory 5 Equipped 85 Mys Yes
wad of Crovacite Off-Hand Item 5 Equipped None No
webbed comic mask Hat 5 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +5
  • May not equip in Hardcore
wrench bracelet Accessory 5 Equipped 75 Mys Yes
bowl of petunias Off-hand item 4 Equipped 44 Mys Yes
eXtreme nose ring Accessory 4 Equipped 10 Mys Yes
  • All Attributes +4
hamethyst necklace Accessory 4 Equipped Yes
"Humorous" T-shirt Shirt 4 Equipped No
KoL Con IV Pole Off-Hand Item 4 Equipped 10 Mys No
Leapin' Trousers Pants 4 Equipped None No
ocarina of space Weapon (2H) 4 Equipped 45 Mox Yes
ridiculously huge sword Weapon (3H) 4 Equipped 55 Mus Yes
savory sword Weapon (1H) 4 Equipped 25 Mus Yes
Super Magic Power Sword X Weapon (1H) 4 Equipped 35 Mus Yes
wolf mask Hat 4 Equipped 60 Mox Yes
Barney's rake Weapon (2H) 3 Equipped None Yes
basic meat spork Weapon (1H) 3 Equipped 7 Mys Yes
batskin belt Accessory 3 Equipped Yes
  • All Attributes +3
Boss Bat bling Accessory 3 Equipped 17 Mys Yes
bubblewrap sword Weapon (1H) 3 Equipped 15 Mus Yes
cardboard box turtle Off-Hand Item (Shield) 3 Equipped 20 Mus Yes
cardboard sword Weapon (1H) 3 Equipped 15 Mus Yes
Corruption of Wretched Wally Effect 3 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Choker of the Ultragoth Accessory 3 Equipped 60 Mys No
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Spooky Spells
  • May not equip more than one
cyborg doll Off-Hand Item 3 Equipped 40 Mys No
dense meat sword Weapon (2H) 3 Equipped 15 Mus Yes
elephant stinger Weapon (2H) 3 Equipped 22 Mus Yes
flaming cardboard sword Weapon (1H) 3 Equipped 20 Mus Yes
Frost™ brand sword Weapon (1H) 3 Equipped 20 Mus Yes
gnauga hide buckler Off-Hand Item (Shield) 3 Equipped Yes
hamethyst bracelet Accessory 3 Equipped Yes
hamethyst earring Accessory 3 Equipped Yes
Heart of Green Effect 3 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Heart of Lavender Effect 3 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Heart of Orange Effect 3 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Heart of Pink Effect 3 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Heart of White Effect 3 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Heart of Yellow Effect 3 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace Accessory 3 Equipped 60 Mys No
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Cold Spells
  • May not equip more than one
Ice-Cold Beer Ring Accessory 3 Equipped 60 Mys No
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Cold Damage
  • May not equip more than one
Junior Adventurer's merit badge Accessory 3 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +3
  • May not equip more than one
killer rag doll Off-Hand Item 3 Equipped 40 Mys No
Knob Goblin elite helm Hat 3 Equipped 15 Mox Yes
Knob Goblin elite shirt Shirt 3 Equipped Yes
leather mask Hat 3 Equipped 15 Mox Yes
Mad at Science Effect 3 5 turns 1 Adventure None Yes
meat cowboy hat Hat 3 Equipped 5 Mox Yes
meatloaf helmet Hat 3 Equipped 12 Mox Yes
meaty helmet turtle Hat 3 Equipped 20 Mox Yes
Mr. Balloon Off-Hand Item 3 Equipped None Yes
  • All Attributes +3
Mudflap-Girl Necklace Accessory 3 Equipped 60 Mys No
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Sleaze Spells
  • May not equip more than one
Mudflap-Girl Ring Accessory 3 Equipped 60 Mys No
Orcish baseball cap Hat 3 Equipped 15 Mox Yes
Orcish cargo shorts Pants 3 Equipped 15 Mox Yes
painted shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 3 Equipped 45 Mus Yes
Pendant of Fire Accessory 3 Equipped 60 Mys No
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Hot Spells
  • May not equip more than one
pestoblade Weapon (1H) 3 Equipped 10 Mus Yes
Putrid Pendant Accessory 3 Equipped 60 Mys No
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Damage to Stench Spells
  • May not equip more than one
rag doll Off-Hand Item 3 Equipped 40 Mys No
Ring of Fire Accessory 3 Equipped 60 Mys No
  • All Attributes +3
  • +40 Hot Damage
  • May not equip more than one
Ring of the Sewer Snake Accessory 3 Equipped 60 Mys No
Senior LAAAAME merit badge Accessory 3 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +3
severed rocking horse head Accessory 3 Equipped 10 Mys No
  • All Attributes +3
shiny ring Accessory 3 Equipped 10 Mys Yes
  • All Attributes +3
soggy wofl t-shirt Shirt 3 Equipped Yes
starchy sword Weapon (1H) 3 Equipped 5 Mus Yes
styrofoam sword Weapon (1H) 3 Equipped 15 Mus Yes
sword of static Weapon (1H) 3 Equipped 22 Mus Yes
Talisman o' Namsilat Accessory 3 Equipped 25 Mys Yes
  • All Attributes +3
  • Required to access The Palindome
  • May not equip more than one
tattered paper crown Hat 3 Equipped 15 Mus No
The Ring Accessory 3 Equipped 60 Mys No
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type Accessory 3 Equipped None No
tiny plastic Jarlsberg Accessory 3 Equipped None No
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King Accessory 3 Equipped None No
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete Accessory 3 Equipped None No
tiny plastic strand of DNA Accessory 3 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +3
white belt Accessory 3 Equipped 5 Mys Yes
wooden axe Weapon (2H) 3 Equipped Yes
wumpus-hair sweater Shirt 3 Equipped Yes
  • All Attributes +3
  • Maximum HP/MP +30
barskin buckler Off-Hand Item (Shield) 2 Equipped None Yes
bubblewrap staff Weapon (2H) 2 Equipped 15 Mus Yes
Dolphin King's crown Hat 2 Equipped 2 Mox Yes
  • All Attributes +2
dripping meat sword Weapon (1H) 2 Equipped 10 Mus Yes
drywall axe Weapon (2H) 2 and 3% Equipped 60 Mus Yes
  • All Attributes +2
  • All Attributes +3%
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail Shirt 2 Equipped Yes
Knob Goblin Uberpants Pants 2 Equipped 7 Mox Yes
  • All Attributes +2
muculent machete Weapon (1H) 2 Equipped 15 Mus Yes
pimpin' meat hat Hat 2 Equipped 12 Mox Yes
pixel hat Hat 2 Equipped 10 Mox Yes
Seal Clubbing Frenzy Effect 2 5 turns 1 MP None Yes
  • Obtained by casing Seal Clubbing Frenzy
spork Weapon (1H) 2 Equipped None Yes
star buckler Off-Hand Item (Shield) 2 Equipped 67 Mus Yes
Steroid Boost Effect 2 5 turns Item Loss None Yes
tiny plastic seal clubber Accessory 2 Equipped None No
tiny plastic turtle tamer Accessory 2 Equipped None No
white hat hacker T-shirt Shirt 2 Equipped Yes
white snakeskin duster Shirt 2 Equipped Yes
white sword Weapon (1H) 2 Equipped 5 Mus Yes
wiffle-flail Weapon (2H) 2 Equipped 22 Mus Yes
anniversary balsa wood socks Accessory 1 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +1
anniversary burlap belt Accessory 1 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +1
anniversary chutney sculpture Off-Hand Item 1 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +1
anniversary concrete fedora Hat 1 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +1
anniversary safety glass vest Shirt 1 Equipped Torso Awaregness No
  • All Attributes +1
anniversary pewter cape Back Item 1 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +1
barskin hat Hat 1 Equipped 12 Mox Yes
barskin loincloth Pants 1 Equipped None Yes
basic meat helmet Hat 1 Equipped 5 Mox Yes
basic meat sword Weapon (2H) 1 Equipped 5 Mus Yes
box turtle Off-Hand Item (Shield) 1 Equipped 10 Mus Yes
bucket of anniversary lard Weapon (1H) 1 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +1
consolation ribbon Accessory 1 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +1
elven socks Accessory 1 Equipped None No
helmet turtle Hat 1 Equipped None Yes
jar of anniversary jam Accessory 1 Equipped None Yes
  • All Attributes +1
Junior LAAAAME merit badge Accessory 1 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +1
Knob Goblin pants Pants 1 Equipped None Yes
Knob Goblin scimitar Weapon (1H) 1 Equipped None Yes
Mr. Shirt Shirt 1 Equipped Torso Awaregness No
  • All Attributes +1
  • Normally unobtainable
off-hand balloon Off-Hand Item 1 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +1
patent leather shoes Accessory 1 Equipped None No
Patience of the Tortoise Effect 1 5 turns 1 MP None Yes
samurai turtle helmet Hat 1 Equipped None Yes
second-hand knockoff engagement ring Accessory 1 Equipped None No
  • A custom item given to Mr Magnifico
  • All Attributes +1
  • May not equip more than one
spandex anniversary shorts Pants 1 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +1
Standard Cheer Effect 1 20 turns Item Loss None Yes
string of red beads Accessory 1 Equipped None Yes
stick-on eyebrow piercing Accessory 1 Equipped None Yes
  • Can block attacks, but eventually breaks
tiny plastic disco bandit Accessory 1 Equipped None No
tiny plastic pastamancer Accessory 1 Equipped None No
tiny plastic Scream Queen Accessory 1 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +1
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf Accessory 1 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo Accessory 1 Equipped None No
  • All Attributes +1
viking helmet Hat 1 Equipped None Yes
Bloody Hand Effect -1 3 turns None Yes
Sunburned Effect -2 3 turns 1 Adventure Yes
draggin' ball hat Hat -3 Equipped 35 Mox Yes
Hardly Poisoned at All Effect -3 and -10% 5/10 turns Item Loss/
N/A
None Yes
Missing Fingers Effect -3 3 turns Item Loss None Yes
Wussiness Effect -3 3/5 turns Item Loss None Yes
leather chaps Pants -4 Equipped 65 Mox Yes
Ancient Annoying Serpent Poison Adventure -5 Intrinsic None Yes
A Little Bit Poisoned Effect -5 and -30% 10 turns 1 Adventure Yes
  • All Attributes -30%
  • All Attributes -5
  • Obtained from whitesnake
Axe Wound Effect -5 10 turns 1 Adventure Yes
Chronologically Pummeled Effect -5 10 turns 1 Adventure Bad Moon No
Enhanced Archaeologist Effect -5 10 turns 1 Adventure Bad Moon No
Gnawed-Off Arm Effect -5 5 turns 1 Adventure None No
Mystic Pickleness Effect -5 5 turns Item Loss None Yes
Spicy Limeness Effect -5 5 turns Item Loss None Yes
Somewhat Poisoned Effect -7 and -50% 10 turns 1 Adventure None Yes
Really Quite Poisoned Effect -9 and -70% 5/10 turns 1 Adventure None Yes
Gothy Effect -10 10/20 turns Item Loss None Yes
Grilled Effect -10 5 turns 1 Adventure None Yes
stone baseball cap Hat -10 Equipped 82 Mox Yes
Majorly Poisoned Effect -11 and -90% 5/10 1 Adventure None Yes
Your #1 Problem Effect -20 10 turns 1 Adventure Bad Moon No
Bruised Effect -100 1 turn 1 Adventure None Yes

Percentage Increases

Percentage increases will increase (or decrease) your Muscle by a percentage of your base Muscle.

Source Source Type Incr Duration Cost Prereq HC Available Notes
Rumpel-pumped Item 400% 5 turns Item Loss Grimstone Golem familiar, if in HC Yes
Puissant Pressure Item 300% 5-15 turns Item Loss None No
A Contender Food 200% 40 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 full
Rock Lobster familiar, if in HC Yes
Incredibly Hulking Item 200% 5-15 turns Item Loss None Yes
Juiced Out Item 200% 30 turns Item Loss None No
New and Improved Item 200% 20 turns Item Loss None No
Adrenaline Rush Item 100% 50 turns Item Loss None Yes
  • Can only be used on Dependence Day
  • Can only be used once per day (resets on ascension)
  • Obtained from M-242
Army of One Item 100% 50 turns Item Loss None No
Crotchety, Pining Item 100% 100 turns Item Loss None No
Fitter, Happier Effect 100% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Gr8ness Item 100% 5-15 turns Item Loss None Yes
lead pipe Weapon (1H) 100% Yes
Memory of Strength Item 100% 1 turn Item Loss Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC Yes
Mighty Shout Skill 100% 1 turn Variable MP Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC Yes
Phorcefullness Item 100% 5-15 turns Item Loss None Yes
Prince of Seaside Town Effect 100% 30 turns Adventure None No
Purity of Spirit Item 100% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
test case Accessory 100% Always     Yes
  • All Attributes +100%
  • Maximum HP/MP +10,000
  • +10,000% Item Drops from Monsters
  • +10 Monster Level
  • Run Away always works
  • Grants 10 Adventures of Aykrophobia at Rollover
  • A custom item for Jick
Trivia Master Item 100% 30 turns Item Loss None No
Watched Over Effect 100% 100 turns None 20 Myst No
Macho Profundo Item 60% 5 turns Item Loss None Yes
Amorphous Cheer Food 50% 10/20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Full
Level 7 No
dented scepter Weapon (1H) 50% 10 Mus Yes
Brimstone Bludgeon Weapon (1H) 50% 30 Mus Yes
Brimstone Bunker Off-Hand Item (Shield) 50% 30 Mus Yes
Ham-Fisted Item 50% 5-50 turns Item Loss None Yes
Headstrong Food 50% 50 turns
  • Item loss
  • 2 Full
Level 6 Yes
  • Epic food item
  • Max HP increased by 100
  • Weapon damage +25
  • Obtained from Wal-Mart at the Glaciest
In Vino Vires Booze 50% 20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 3 Drunk
Level 5 No
It Didn't Kill You Adventure 50% 20 turns None No
Pasty Food 50% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 full
Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC Yes
Pride of the Vampire Effect 50% 30 turns Adventure None No
Seriously Mutated Item 50% 1 turn Item Loss None Yes
Shamed & Manipulated Adventure 50% 10 turns Bad Moon No
Shield of the Skeleton Lord Off-Hand Item (Shield) 50% 50 Mus No
Snobby Effect 50% 3 turns 85 Mox No
The Rage Adventure 50% 10 turns None Bad Moon No
Tomato Power Item 50% 5-15 turns Item Loss None Yes
Wolfish Form Effect 50% 1 turn Must have Vampyric cloake Yes
  • +50% Meat from Monsters
  • Obtained from casting the skill Become a Wolf with the vampyric cloake equipped
  • You can use the vampyric cloake skills a total of ten times per day, and only once per combat
  • However, the skills can stack with each other if you use multiple free fights
Yuletide Industry Food 50% 20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 3 Full
Level 5 No
Electrician's hardhat Hat 40% 85 Mus Yes
  • +40% to Food Drops
  • Regenerate 10-20 MP per Adventure
Wal-Mart snowglobe Off-Hand Item 40% 50 Mus Yes
Ack! Barred! Adventure 30% 20 turns 3 Adventures Llama Lama familiar, if HC Yes
Cold Blooded Item 30% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
Level 6 Yes
Hot Blooded Item 30% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
Level 6 Yes
Frosty's nailbat Weapon (2H) 30% 200 Mus No
plexiglass pikestaff Weapon (2H) 30% 75 Mus Yes
plexiglass pith helmet Hat 30% 75 Mox Yes
Rainbow Bright Item 30% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 3 Spleen
Level 7 Yes
Sugar Smacks Item 30% 10 turns Item Loss None No
V for Vivala mask Accessory 30% None No
Weather, Man Item 30% 20 turns Item Loss Llama Lama familiar, if HC Yes
  • Obtained from Climate Colada
  • Takes 12 adventures to obtain as a drop
  • All Attributes +30%
Zombo's shoulder blade Weapon (2H) 30% 200 Mus No
belt of Ogrekind Accessory 25% 40 Mus No
Bonelording Effect 25% 20 turns Adventure (if no free rest available) None Yes
Dragonscale breastplate Shirt 25% 40 Mus No
Extreme Muscle Relaxation Item 25% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Hella Tough The Styx Pixie 25% 10 turns Bad Moon No
Mutated Item 25% 1 turn Item Loss None Yes
Strength of Ten Ettins Item 25% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
sugar shorts Pants 25% None Yes
The Ghoul King's ghoulottes Pants 25% 40 mus No
Chester's muscle shirt Shirt 20% No
Fastbreaker Item 20% 20 turns Item Loss None No
Flower Power Food/Booze 20% 3 turns
  • 3 Full or 3 Drunk
  • Item Loss
None Yes
Frosty's old silk hat Hat 20% 200 Mus No
hardened slime hat Hat 20% 200 Mox No
Hodgman's bow tie Accessory 20% 200 Mys No
Hodgman's imaginary hamster Off-Hand Item 20% 200 Mys No
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants Pants 20% 200 Mox No
Hodgman's porkpie hat Hat 20% 200 Mox No
Hodgman's whackin' stick Weapon (1H) 20% 200 Mus No
  • All Attributes +20%
  • Insanity effects on critical hits
Hopped Up on Goofballs Item 20% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
In the Limelight Item 20% 30 turns Item Loss None No
marble maebari Pants 20% 40 Mus No
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence Accessory 20% 125 Mys No
Ringing Ears Item 20% 10 turns Item Loss Green Pixie familiar, if in HC Yes
stained glass suspenders Accessory 20% 40 Mus No
Stenchtastic Item 20% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
Level 6 Yes
Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged Item 20% 5 turns Moxie moon sign, if in HC Yes
terra cotta trousers Pants 20% 40 Mus No
Uncle Hobo's epic beard Accessory 20% 200 Mys No
Xiblaxian stealth vest Shirt 20% No
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you
Zombo's skullcap Hat 20% 200 Mus No
Zombo's shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 20% 200 Mus No
antique nutcracker boots Accessory 15% Always   30 Mus No
antique nutcracker sword Weapon (1H) 15% Always   30 Mus No
antique nutcracker waistcoat Shirt 15% Always   No
card sleeve Off-Hand Item 15% Yes
fancy black tie Accessory 15% 35 Mys Yes
Go Get 'Em, Tiger! Item 15% 3 turns Item Loss None Yes
haiku katana Weapon (1H) 15% None No
lawn dart Weapon (1H) 15% 200 Mus No
Nano-juiced Effect 15% 20 turns Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC Yes
old school flying disc Off-Hand Item (Shield) 15% 200 Mus No
ornamental sextant Accessory 15% 85 Mys Yes
  • All Attributes +15%
papier-mâchéte Weapon (1H) 15% 5 papier-mâché globs 20 mus Yes
  • Weapon Damage +10
  • All Attributes +15%
  • Makes actions more exciting
papier-mâchine gun Weapon (1H) 15% 6 papier-mâché globs 20 Mox Yes
  • Ranged Damage +10
  • All Attributes +15%
  • Makes actions more exciting
sea chaps Pants 15% 85 Mox Yes
  • Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure
shooting morning star Weapon (1H) 15% 1 metal meteoroid None Yes
stainless steel shillelagh Weapon (1H) 15% 30 Mus Yes
stainless steel skullcap Hat 15% 30 Mox Yes
Supafly Item 15% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
Level 6 Yes
Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged Item 15% 5 turns Moxie moon sign, if in HC Yes
Uncle Hobo's highest bough Weapon (1H) 15% 200 Mus No
  • Regenerate 15-30 HP and MP per adventure
Annual Ascot Accessory 12% None No
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince Off-Hand Item 12% None No
complicated device Off-Hand Item 11% Always   200 Mys Yes
Arse-a'fire Item 10% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Aspect of the Twinklefairy Item 10% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
Level 6 Yes
Favored by Lyle Item 10% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Drunk
Level 3 Yes
Football Eyes Item 10% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
Can-Can skirt Pants 10% 15 Mox Yes
cane-mail pants Pants 10% None Yes
Carol of the Bones Food 10% 10/20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Full
Level 7 No
corncob pipe Accessory 10% 200 Mys No
  • May not equip more than one
Cybernetic Muscles Familiar 10% 1+ turns None Yes
Egg-stra Arm Item 10% 20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
None Yes
Elvish Location 10% 20 turns Complete Mysterious Island Arena mini-quest Yes
Enraged Clan purchase 10% 5-15 turns 400-900 Meat/Member None No
Fishy Fortification Item 10% 5 turns Item Loss None Yes
fireman's helmet Hat 10% 500 FDKOL commendations 60 Mus No
  • Serious Hot Resistance (+3)
  • All Attributes +10%
  • +1 FDKOL Commendation per Fire
Fury of the Bells Food 10% 10/20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Full
Level 7 No
Juju Mojo Mask Accessory 10% None No
letterman's jacket Shirt 10% No
  • Slight Slime Resistance
  • All attributes +10%
  • Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
moist sailor's cap Hat 10% 85 Mox No
Multi-Level Mindset Item 10% 100 turns Item Loss None Yes Obtained from multi-level marzipan
Muscularrr Item 10% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes Obtained from pirate brochure, which may not be available for purchase during an ascension
New, Improved Adventure 10% 20 turns 3 Adventures Llama Lama familiar, if HC Yes
non-stick pugil stick Weapon (2H) 10% 85 Mus No
Pokëmann figurine: Frank Accessory 10% None No
Rage of the Reindeer SC Non-combat Skill 10% 10 turns 10 MP None Yes
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker Item 10% 20 combat turns Item Loss None Yes
sea mantle Back Item 10% 85 Muscle Yes
skate board Weapon (2H) 10% 85 Mus No
Spirit of Alph Adventure 10% 5 turns Item Loss Green Pixie familiar, if in HC Yes
spongy shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 10% 95 Mus No
Spooky Demeanor Item 10% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
Level 6 Yes
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority AT Buff Skill 10% 5-15 turns 30 MP None Yes
  • All Attributes +10%
Super-Mega-Charged Item 10% 5 turns Moxie moon sign, if in HC Yes
teflon shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 10% 85 Mus No
Underworld truncheon Weapon (2H) 10% 150 Mus No
Vitamin-Maxed Item 10% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
None Yes
You Know What's Up Item 10% 1 turn Item Loss None No
You Know When to Walk Away Item 10% 1 turn Item Loss None No
You Know Where to Go Item 10% 1 turn Item Loss None No
You Know Who to Call Item 10% 1 turn Item Loss None No
Yuletide Mutations Item 10% 10 turns Item Loss None No
  • Obtained from unstable DNA
  • All Attributes +10%
  • Increases effectiveness of Crimbo 2008 equipment
Antsy in your Pantsy Food/Item 5% 5/10 turns 1 Full/Item Loss Mysticality moon sign, if in HC Yes
Arabian Knighthood Familiar 5% 1+ turns None Yes
battered old top-hat Hat 5% 200 Mox No
brand new key Weapon (1H) 5% 85 Mus No
card sleeve Off-Hand Item 5% Yes
crumpled felt fedora Hat 5% 200 Mox No
Dwarven Hardiness Food 5% 5 turns 3 Full None Yes
dead guy's memento Accessory 5% 200 Mys No
Festive Radiation Food/Booze 5% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 3 Drunk or 1 Full
None No
fish scimitar Weapon (1H) 5% 85 Mus Yes
  • Weapon Damage +10%
ganger bandana Hat 5% 85 Mox Yes
  • Weapon Damage +15%
hockey stick of furious angry rage Accessory 5% 35 Mys No
honeybritches Pants 5% 72 Mox Yes
lucky bottlecap Accessory 5% 200 Mys No
  • All Attributes +5%
  • May not equip more than one
spant backplate Back Item 5% 20 Mus No
Sugar Rush Item 5% 1-15 turns Item Loss None Yes
Super-Charged Item 5% 5 turns Moxie moon sign, if in HC Yes
Tuesday's ruby Off-Hand Item 5% 45 Mys Yes
velcro broadsword Weapon (1H) 5% 85 Mus No
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince Off-Hand Item 4% None No
  • All Attributes +4%
drywall axe Weapon (2H) 3% and 2 60 Mus Yes
  • All Attributes +2
  • All Attributes +3%
Juiced Up Effect -5% 10 turns Item Loss None No
Batigue Adventure -10% 10 turns Bad Moon No
Duct Out of Water Effect -10% 10 turns Item Loss None No
First Eye Blind Item -10% 5 turns Access to a Crimbo Tree, if in HC Yes
  • All attributes -10%
  • Sometimes obtained from a critical hit with a Red Rover BB gun
Goofball Withdrawal Item -10% 30 turns Item Loss None Yes
Hardly Poisoned at All Item/
Adventure
-10% and -3 5/10 turns Item Loss/
N/A
None Yes
Heavy Petting Item -10% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
None Yes
Quivering with Rage Skill -10% 5 turns 15 MP None Yes
Tetanus Adventure -10% 10 turns None Yes
Brimstone Beret Hat -20% 30 Mox Yes
  • Moxie +50%
  • Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
  • AT's BM reward
Brimstone Bracelet Accessory -20% 30 Mys Yes
Cupshotten Adventure -20% 10 turns Bad Moon No
Maid Disservice Adventure -20% 10 turns Bad Moon No
Moon June Spooned Item -20% 10 turns Item Loss Green Pixie familiar, if in HC Yes
Soul-Crushing Headache Item -20% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
A Little Bit Poisoned Adventure -30% and -5 10 turns None Yes
  • Obtained from whitesnake
  • All Attributes -30%
  • All Attributes -5
Apathy Item/
Adventure
-30% 5/10 turns Item Loss/
N/A
None Yes
silent beret Hat -30% None No
Sleepy Item -30% 1/5/20 turns Item Loss None Yes
Barking Dogs Adventure -50% 5 turns Level 11 No
Beaten Up Item/
Adventure
-50% 1/3/4/10/100 turns None Yes
  • All Attributes -50%
  • Obtained by reaching HP 0
  • Obtained also through any number of different methods, see Beaten Up for more details
Dang Near Cut In Half Adventure -50% 5 turns Bad Moon No
Drummed Out Adventure -50% 10 turns Bad Moon No
Hornswaggled Adventure -50% 10 turns Bad Moon No
Somewhat Poisoned Adventure -50% and -7 10 turns None Yes
Turned Into a Skeleton Adventure -50% 5 turns None Yes
Hernia! Item -70% 5 turns Item Loss None Yes
Really Quite Poisoned Adventures -70% and -9 5/10 turns None Yes
Majorly Poisoned Adventure/Cellar -90% and -11 5/10 None Yes
HOA zombie eyes Accessory -100% Always 100 Mys No
Juiced Item -100% 30 turns Item Loss None No
Juiced Newton Item -100% 30 turns Item Loss None No

Variable Increases

Variable increases will increase (or decrease) your muscle by a varying amount. The basis of the change is listed under "notes".

Source Source
Type
Incr Duration Cost Prereq HC
Available
Notes
Antihangover Item Varies 10 turns Item Loss None No
Broken Heart Item 1-20 5 turns Item Loss Libram of Love Songs Yes
Buddy Bjorn Back Item Varies None No
  • Bonus can be Moxie +15%, All Attributes +7, +10, +10% or All Attributes -10 according to bjornified Familiar
  • Additional Effects vary according to bjornified Familiar
  • Bjornified Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
Crown of Thrones Hat Varies None No
  • Bonus can be Moxie +15%, All Attributes +7, +10, +10% or All Attributes -10 according to enthroned Familiar
  • Additional Effects vary according to enthroned Familiar
  • Enthroned Familiar gains 1 Experience per Fight
depleted Grimacite shinguards Pants 0-25% 35 Mox No
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt Accessory 0-25% 25 Mys No
Experimental Effect G-9 Item 1-400 40 turns Item Loss None Yes
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub Off-Hand Item 1-9 None No
Gregarious Gregorian Smock Shirt 0-25% Torso Awaregness No
  • All Attributes +X%
  • X is equal to 5 × Y, where Y is the current Grimace darkness
  • Custom item given to artists of the 2011 Calendar of Loathing
Grimacite gasmask Hat 0-50% 40 Mox No
Grimacite gauntlets Accessory 0-50% 15 Mys No
Grimacite glaive Weapon (2H) 0-50% 47 Mus No
Grimacite gorget Accessory 0-50% 17 Mys No
Having a Ball! Effect 1-100% 20 turns None No
  • Clan buff obtained from an Awesome Ball Pit
  • Buff is +1-100% to all attributes, depending on the number of balls
  • Can only be used once per day.
Jekyllin hide belt Accessory 1-9 None No
Lycanthropy, Eh? Adventure 0-16% 10 turns None Yes
Mallowed Out Food 5-500% 3 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Full
None Yes
  • Obtained from roasted marshmallow
  • Buff is +5% to all attributes, per turn of effect remaining, to a maximum of 500%
Meaty and Cheesy Food 5-200% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Full
None Yes
Mild Lycanthropy Adventure 0-8% 10 turns None Yes
Moonthril Flamberge Weapon (2H) 0-75% 40 Mus No
Moonthril Greaves Pants 0-50% 40 Mox No
Mr. Eh? Accessory Varies None No
  • All Attributes +n, capped at 15, based on the exchange rate between the American and Canadian dollars
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
Orange Crusher Item 1-25 10 turns Item Loss Libram of Pulled Taffy, if HC Yes
  • Obtained from pulled orange taffy
  • If X (max 50) is the number of turns remaining:
    • Muscle +X/2
    • +X/10 Muscle Stats per Fight
Periodical Paintbrush Weapon (1H) 0-25% None No
  • All Attributes +X%
  • X is equal to 5 × Y, where Y is the current Grimace darkness
  • Custom item given to artists of the 2008 Calendar of Loathing
Seasonal Beret Hat 0-25% 35 Mys No
  • All Attributes +X%
  • X is equal to 5 × Y, where Y is the current Grimace darkness
  • Custom item given to artists of the 2009 Calendar of Loathing
Solstice Shield Off-hand item 0-25% None No
Starry-Eyed Effect 5-35% 10 turns None Yes
  • Obtained from A Telescope
  • Gives +5% per upgrade, to a maximum of 35%
  • All Attributes +x%
Sweet Heart Item 1-20 5 turns Item Loss None Yes
Tainted Love Potion Item Varies 20 turns Item Loss None Yes
  • Muscle -98 - x - +105
  • Obtained from Love Potion.
  • Love Potions are Quest items created by Love Mixology
  • Love Potions cannot be used if you have the effect or an unused love potion in your inventory
Talisman of Baio Accessory 0-80% None No
Temporal Tempera Tube Off-Hand Item 0-25% Always None No
  • All Attributes +X%
  • X is equal to 5 × Y, where Y is the current Grimace darkness
  • Custom item given to artists of the 2014 Calendar of Loathing
Temporary Lycanthropy Item 10-67% 10 turns Item Loss None Yes
The Fire Inside Item 10-200% 10 turns Item Loss None No
  • Obtained from bottle of fire
  • Muscle +X%
  • Mysticality +X%
  • Moxie +X%
  • X is 10 * L, where L is your level of Hot Resistance, with a maximum of +200%
Towering Strength Food 100-200% 30 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Full
Level 13 Yes
Uncertain Item Varies 5/10 turns Item Loss None Yes
World's Best Adventurer sash Accessory 1-100% Always     Yes

Tied To Another Stat

Muscle modifiers tied to another stat will cause your Muscle to change in relation to another stat.

Source Source Type Incr Duration Cost Prereq HC Available Notes
Phairly Balanced Item = Highest Stat 5 turns Item Loss None Yes * Only for KOLHS
  • Equalize all your stats to your highest stat
  • Obtained from ph balancer.
Expert Oiliness Item = Mys 5-15 turns Item Loss Yes
Slippery Oiliness Item = Mox 5-15 turns Item Loss Yes
Elbow Macaroni Other = Base Mys Always 100 MP Must be a Pastamancer Yes
Preternatural Strength Passive Skill (DG) = Mys Always 15 HP Dark Gyffte Yes
  • Your Muscle cannot be lower than your Mysticality
  • Buffing Mysticality exclusively will affect Muscle equally
  • Can be learned and unlearned at Torpor


Dressing Up
Maximizing

Mus · Mys · Mox · HP · MP · WDmg · SDmg · Init
DA · DR · Res · FightStats · ML · Items · Meat · HP Regen · MP Regen
Adv · PvP · Fam Wt · Crit · Diving

Modifiers

Mus · Mys · Mox · HP · MP · WDmg · SDmg · Init
DA · DR · Res · FightStats · XPBoost · ML · Items · Meat · HP Regen · MP Regen
Adv · PvP · Fam Wt · Crit · Diving


PrismDmg · RDmg · SCrit · Fumb · Stun · Passive Dmg
MP Cost · Spell Elts · Combat% · Hobo · Smith · Poison
Stat Limit


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