Murder by Death

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Murder by Death
Murder by Death

You open the door to one of the dorm rooms in the frat house and see a wiggida-wiggida-wigged out frat boy kneeling over the corpse of another frat boy. The live frat boy looks up at you, tears streaming down his face.

"Dude, what happened here?" you ask.

"It wasn't hazing!" he says. "I swear, bra, we don't haze anybody anymore. I just came in and found him like this. It looks like somebody strangled him with a hemp necklace and stuck an incense stick up his.... well, let's just say none of our guys would have done that. We may paddle people, but that's as homoerotic as we get."

"I don't know," you say. "This looks like a hazing incident gone bad. You guys are sure to get put on double-secret probation for this."

"Look," he replies, "we're already way in trouble because of that time we toilet-papered the Dean's house. Here, I'll give you Steve's paddle if you don't tell anyone."

You agree to keep silent, and discover the only thing creepier than a homoerotic frat paddle is a dead guy's homoerotic frat paddle.

Paddle.gifYou acquire an item: Orcish frat-paddle

Occurs at the Orcish Frat House, on or after level 9.


  • "Double-secret probation" is a reference to Animal House; upon discovering that he could not place Alpha Delta Phi fraternity on probation (because they were already on probation) Dean Wormer exclaimed, "They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!"
  • Toilet-papering the Dean's house is a reference to Dean Wormer from the same film.
  • Murder by Death is a name of a film as well as of a rock band.