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|This mythical thing|
is absurdly magical
and pretty cute, too.
Master of Time and Rainbows
|Ultimate Cage Match||Scavenger Hunt||Obstacle Course||Hide and Seek|+15% Meat Drop 4-5 MP +4 Muscle statgain +15% Item Drop +4 Mysticality statgain 8-10 HP +2 Moxie statgain Bleeding damage* *Hover for details
|Cannot breathe underwater|
- Regular messages:
- <name> attacks your foes with some kind of crazy rainbow space laser for X (+Y) (+Z) (+W) (+V) damage.
- <name> blasts your enemies with multicolored psychic bolts for X (+Y) (+Z) (+W) (+V) damage!
- <name> sings a cheerful tune as it mows your enemies down with multicolored bolts of space energy, causing X (+Y) (+Z) (+W) (+V) damage.
- With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
- <name> winks at you, or at least presumably it does but the Tam is too big to see.
- With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
- <name> twirls around the maypole, making cute coo-ing sounds.
- With wax lips equipped:
- <name> smiles at you with its comically oversized wax lips.
- Deals (weight/6) to (weight/3) in damage for each element.
- Attack rate appears to be determined by weight. It will attack every round when it weighs at least 26 pounds.
- The damage for each element is calculated individually, and can greatly vary each round.