Mrs. K, the Chemistry Teacher
|Mrs. K, the Chemistry Teacher|
|Manuel||bubblin' chemistry solution|
This lady is one of the cool chemistry teachers who catches the class's interest by doing insane stunts with different chemicals. She does that never-ending foam thing, and freezing a rose and smashing it with a hammer, and even mixing diet cola and mints to make a diet cola cannon.
She's way cooler than some chemistry teachers who, oh, I don't know, don't let you make up a test you missed on an excused absence, giving you the only C of your high school career.
Take that, Mr. Fenderson!
She blows some lye in your face. I won't prevaricate; it hurts on a base level. Eek!
She lights a strip of magnesium on a bunsen burner, blinding you with the flash of light. Oof!
She demonstrates how corrosive stomach acid is by spraying you with some. Ooh!
She throws sodium shavings at you, then sprays you with water. It burns! Ouch! (hot damage)
She throws some flaming grease at you. You try to put it out with water, proving you haven't been paying attention in class. Ooh! (hot damage)
She freezes your <ankle> in liquid nitrogen and hits it with a hammer. Ooh!
She demonstrates how a simple bunsen burner hooked up to a pressurized tank of propane can be a very effective impromptu flamethrower. Oof! (hot damage)
She blows lye at you, but you counter with an acid.
She lights a strip of magnesium on a bunsen burner, but you know better than to look straight at it.
She sprays stomach acid at you, but you hide behind a shield made of chewing gum.
She throws sodium shavings at you, but you don't know squat about sodium.
She throws some flaming grease at you, but you put it out with baking soda, proving you've been paying attention in class.
She tries to freeze your <throat> in liquid nitrogen, but you keep yourself unfrozen.
She gets a letter from her doctor that says she has a terminal illness, so she takes some time off to make some money to support her family, doing some "chemistry" on the side. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 48-72 Meat. (average: 60, stdev: 5.29)*|
|You acquire an item: chlorine crystal|
|You acquire an item: ph balancer|
|You acquire an item: mysterious chemical residue|
|You acquire an item: nugget of sodium|
- Was a semi-rare adventure prior to Jan 1, 2022.
- The fumble message is the establishing plot of the first episode of the TV series Breaking Bad.