Mr. Haggis

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Mr. Haggis
Mr. Haggis

So, we all agree that haggis is the best thing ever and everything is better with the addition of haggis. But how could we make haggis even better? Well, what if we added googly eyes to it and a voicebox that says cute catchphrases in an adorably racist accent?

Type: off-hand item
Selling Price: 5 Meat.

Haggis!


(In-game plural: Mssrs. Haggis)
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Item number: 6084
Description ID: 699314542
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Obtained From

Skills
Summon Geeky Gifts

Notes

  • During each round of combat the haggis will do one of the following:
    • Mr. Haggis makes an internationally recognized lewd gesture at him, saying "feast yer eyes!" He takes 4-5 damage from the sight.
    • Mr. Haggis says, "Awa' wi' ye', ye bawbag!" and smears haggis grease on him for 4-5 damage.
    • Mr. Haggis says, "Awa' wi' ye, sheepshagger!" He is scandalized for 4-5 damage.
    • Mr. Haggis says, "Back off, ya bampot!" and smears haggis juice on him for 4-5 damage.
    • Mr. Haggis says, "You've a face like a skelpit erse!" He takes 4-5 damage from the insult.

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Collection

TOP 10 Mr. Haggis collections
1. sillyguyt1 - 5859 | 2. Meester Slow - 3884 | 3. DarkSpuddle - 2504 | 4. Warmongrile - 1503 | 5. Hamo_Boy - 1054
6. Synthetik - 1026 | 7. Kingdom Comics - 900 | 8. miSTRESS of the OBVIOUS - 843 | 9. ScotlandsFinest - 474 | 10. whizdad - 290
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings