Mountain man
| Mountain man | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1153 |
| Locations | Itznotyerzitz Mine |
| Hit Points | 301 |
| Attack | 80 |
| Defense | 80 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a mountain manThey say Boris was stronger than a mountain. And mountains don't like it when you say things like that. That's why this particular mountain has formed part of itself into a giant hulking monstrosity that is now trying to kill you.
Hit Message(s):
You go to the doctor, you go to the mountain, and the mountain hits you in the <head>. Ugh! Ooh! Eek! Ouch! Argh!
The hills are alive, and they just hit you in the <neck>. Argh! Argh! Ow! Argh! Argh!
He shrugs, starting a miniature avalanche that drops a big rock on your <arse>. Ouch! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Ugh!
He stomps on your instep with his foothills. Ooh! Eek! Ooh! Oof! Argh!
You will not punch your <giblets> into the mountain, so the mountain punches you in the <groin>. Ouch! Ugh! Ugh! Oof! Ooh! Ugh! Eek!
He tries to stomp on you with his foothills, but you head for higher ground.
He adjusts his snow cap and worries that his glaciers might be receding.
He tries a mountainous attack, but you make a molehill out of it.
You suggest that he might actually be a hill rather than a mountain, and he has to go measure himself.
The mountain will not come to you, and you will not go to the mountain, so there's a stalemate for the moment. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: asbestos ore (40% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: asbestos ore (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: linoleum ore (40% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: linoleum ore (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: chrome ore (40% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: chrome ore (10% chance)* |
| You gain 20 <substat>. |
Occurs at Itznotyerzitz Mine as an Avatar of Boris.
Pocket number 565 from the Cargo Cultist Shorts.
