Mountain man
| Mountain man | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1153 |
| Locations | Itznotyerzitz Mine |
| Hit Points | 301 |
| Attack | 80 |
| Defense | 80 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a mountain manThey say Boris was stronger than a mountain. And mountains don't like it when you say things like that. That's why this particular mountain has formed part of itself into a giant hulking monstrosity that is now trying to kill you.
Hit Message(s):
You go to the doctor, you go to the mountain, and the mountain hits you in the <shoulder>. Ow! Oof! Ouch! Ow! Ooh!
The hills are alive, and they just hit you in the <elbow>. Ugh! Ow! Oof! Eek! Oof!
He shrugs, starting a miniature avalanche that drops a big rock on your <shins>. Ouch! Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Ugh!
He stomps on your instep with his foothills. Ow! Argh! Ouch! Ugh! Ow!
You will not punch your <head> into the mountain, so the mountain punches you in the <foot>. Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ugh! Ouch! Eek! Oof!
He tries to stomp on you with his foothills, but you head for higher ground.
He adjusts his snow cap and worries that his glaciers might be receding.
He tries a mountainous attack, but you make a molehill out of it.
You suggest that he might actually be a hill rather than a mountain, and he has to go measure himself.
The mountain will not come to you, and you will not go to the mountain, so there's a stalemate for the moment. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: asbestos ore (40% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: asbestos ore (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: linoleum ore (40% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: linoleum ore (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: chrome ore (40% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: chrome ore (10% chance)* |
| You gain 20 <substat>. |
Occurs at Itznotyerzitz Mine as an Avatar of Boris.
Pocket number 565 from the Cargo Cultist Shorts.
