Mountain man

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Mountain man
Monster ID 1153
Locations Itznotyerzitz Mine
Hit Points 301
Attack 80
Defense 80
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
asbestos ore, asbestos ore, chrome ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore, linoleum ore
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
mountain man You're fighting a mountain man

They say Boris was stronger than a mountain. And mountains don't like it when you say things like that. That's why this particular mountain has formed part of itself into a giant hulking monstrosity that is now trying to kill you.

Hit Message(s):

You go to the doctor, you go to the mountain, and the mountain hits you in the <solar plexus>. Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Ooh! Ow!

The hills are alive, and they just hit you in the <giblets>. Ouch! Ow! Ugh! Argh! Ow!

He shrugs, starting a miniature avalanche that drops a big rock on your <shoulder>. Ow! Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Ooh!

He stomps on your instep with his foothills. Ouch! Ouch! Argh! Ow! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

You will not punch your <kidney> into the mountain, so the mountain punches you in the <nipple>. Ow! Argh! Ouch! Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to stomp on you with his foothills, but you head for higher ground.

He adjusts his snow cap and worries that his glaciers might be receding.

He tries a mountainous attack, but you make a molehill out of it.

You suggest that he might actually be a hill rather than a mountain, and he has to go measure himself.

Fumble Message:

The mountain will not come to you, and you will not go to the mountain, so there's a stalemate for the moment. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Aore.gifYou acquire an item: asbestos ore (40% chance)*
Aore.gifYou acquire an item: asbestos ore (10% chance)*
Lore.gifYou acquire an item: linoleum ore (40% chance)*
Lore.gifYou acquire an item: linoleum ore (10% chance)*
Core.gifYou acquire an item: chrome ore (40% chance)*
Core.gifYou acquire an item: chrome ore (10% chance)*
You gain 20 <substat>.

Occurs at Itznotyerzitz Mine as an Avatar of Boris.
Pocket number 565 from the Cargo Cultist Shorts.