|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
They say Boris was stronger than a mountain. And mountains don't like it when you say things like that. That's why this particular mountain has formed part of itself into a giant hulking monstrosity that is now trying to kill you.
You go to the doctor, you go to the mountain, and the mountain hits you in the <solar plexus>. Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Ooh! Ow!
The hills are alive, and they just hit you in the <giblets>. Ouch! Ow! Ugh! Argh! Ow!
He shrugs, starting a miniature avalanche that drops a big rock on your <shoulder>. Ow! Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Ooh!
He stomps on your instep with his foothills. Ouch! Ouch! Argh! Ow! Oof!
He tries to stomp on you with his foothills, but you head for higher ground.
He adjusts his snow cap and worries that his glaciers might be receding.
He tries a mountainous attack, but you make a molehill out of it.
You suggest that he might actually be a hill rather than a mountain, and he has to go measure himself.
The mountain will not come to you, and you will not go to the mountain, so there's a stalemate for the moment. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: asbestos ore (40% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: asbestos ore (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: linoleum ore (40% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: linoleum ore (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: chrome ore (40% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: chrome ore (10% chance)*|
|You gain 20 <substat>.|