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Monster ID 1357
Locations The Hallowed Halls
Hit Points 75% of Monster Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+1
Defense Player's Muscle+1
Initiative 40
Meat 24-36
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso, pompadour
pickelhaube, hair oil, scrap metal, folder (sports car)
Manuel Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
motorhead You're fighting a motorhead

This guy has a bomber jacket, an iron fist, and a heart of stone. He's an overnight sensation, a hammer that would shoot you in the back just as soon as look at you. Beneath his greased-up pompadour are bloodshot eyes as black as the ace of spades. He spends most of his school time fixing up cars in the Auto Shop, and the rest of the time beating up nerds like you.

Hit Message(s):

He whips you with his wallet chain. Why are greasers always nervous about someone stealing their empty wallets? Ow!

He backhands you with his spiked wrist cuff. You wish he wouldn't engage in wristicuffs. Ow!

He knees you with one denim-clad knee. Criminy, that hurts. Ow!

He pulls out some spark plugs and shocks you in the <skull>. Ow!

He whips out a crescent wrench and leaves a crescent-shaped bruise on your arm. Ow!

He pulls out his switchblade and slashes you in the eye. Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

He hops onto the chopper he's been fixing up after school, revs up the engine, and runs over you. Then he spins around and hits you again. Ow!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to whip you with his wallet chain, but finds out someone's stolen his wallet. Ha!

He tries to pull his switchblade on you, but pulls out his switchcomb instead, which is less impressive.

He tries to shock you with some spark plugs, but you're pretty jaded.

He tries to knee you with a denim-clad knee, but you tell him you don't need to be kneed.

He tries to backhand you with his spiked wrist cuff, but you decline to engage in wristicuffs.

He whips out a crescent wrench, but fails to leave a crescent-shaped bruise on your <shoulder>.

Fumble Message:

He hops onto the chopper he's been fixing up after school, revs the engine, and it backfires and dies. He looks embarrassed, and tinkers with the carburetor before attacking again. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 24-36 Meat. (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)*
Pickelhaube.gifYou acquire an item: pickelhaube (5% chance)*
Motoroil.gifYou acquire an item: hair oil (15% chance)*
Scrapmetal.gifYou acquire an item: scrap metal (15% chance)*
Folder2.gifYou acquire an item: folder (sports car) (10% chance)*
Motoroil.gifYou acquire an item: Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil (25% chance)*

Occurs at The Hallowed Halls.



  • Bomber, Iron Fist, Overnight Sensation, Hammered and Ace of Spades are all Motörhead albums.