Morlock's Mark Bourbon

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Morlock's Mark Bourbon
Morlock's Mark Bourbon

This is a morlock of bourbon made by morlocks in the deep caverns of the morlock. It has a delicate bouqet of morlock, with an after-morlock of morlock. Morlock.

Type: booze (awesome)
Potency: 4
Level required: 4
Selling Price: 100 Meat.

(In-game plural: jugs of Morlock's Mark Bourbon)
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Item number: 3364
Description ID: 136432731
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Obtained From

Mt. Molehill
Morlock or Lesslock
The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (300 Meat)

When Consumed

You morlock the Morlock's Mark Bourbon. It morlocks down your throat like a joke that never, ever gets old.
AdventuresYou gain 10-15 Adventures.
You gain 10-30 Strengthliness.
You gain 10-30 Enchantedness.
You gain 10-30 Chutzpah.
You gain 4 Drunkenness.


  • The replacement of verbs with "morlock" is probably a reference to The Smurfs.
  • The over-use of "Morlock" may be a reference to the South Park episode "Starvin' Marvin in Space", which has the Marklar race, for whom all nouns are "Marklar".
  • Morlock refers to the subterranean sub-race of humans from H.G. Wells's novel The Time Machine.
  • The item name is a parody of Maker's Mark bourbon.


TOP 10 Morlock's Mark Bourbon collections
1. Vanhamies - 6666 | 2. AntiPasta - 770 | 3. barBara strisaNd - 352 | 4. Mistress of the Obvious - 233 | 5. Skent - 167
6. WreckedEm - 115 | 7. caducus - 100 | 8. Fearium - 79 | 9. BrassOnes - 76 | 10. GospelGeek - 53
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings