Morlock's Mark Bourbon

Morlock's Mark Bourbon This is a morlock of bourbon made by morlocks in the deep caverns of the morlock. It has a delicate bouqet of morlock, with an after-morlock of morlock. Morlock. Type: booze (awesome) Potency: 4 Level required: 4 Selling Price: 100 Meat. (In-game plural: jugs of Morlock's Mark Bourbon)

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Obtained From

Mt. Molehill

Morlock or Lesslock

Stores

The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (300 Meat)

When Consumed

You morlock the Morlock's Mark Bourbon. It morlocks down your throat like a joke that never, ever gets old.

You gain 10-15 Adventures.

You gain 10-30 Strengthliness. You gain 10-30 Magicalness. You gain 10-30 Roguishness.

You gain 4 Drunkenness.

References

• The replacement of verbs with "morlock" is probably a reference to The Smurfs.
• The over-use of "Morlock" may be a reference to the South Park episode "Starvin' Marvin in Space", which has the Marklar race, for whom all nouns are "Marklar".
• Morlock refers to the subterranean sub-race of humans from H.G. Wells's novel The Time Machine.
• The item name is a parody of Maker's Mark bourbon.

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