Morgan, the Pirate Captain

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Morgan, the Pirate Captain
Morgan, the Pirate Captain

Avast ye, land lubber! Ye filthy bilgerat! Shake the hook of Morgan, the most feared pirate Captain ever to sail the seven seas! Why, if ye were on my crew, ye'd have walked the plank or swung from the yarrrdarrrm by now, savvy? Some day perhaps ye'll come and sail the bounding main with me, but for now, Yo Ho Ho and this!

Bottle.gifYou acquire an item: bottle of rum

Occurs while Trick or Treating in the Swashbuckling Getup.


  • "Morgan, the Pirate Captain" is a play on Captain Morgan, a commercial brand of rum.
  • There are eleven seas on the planet that Kingdom of Loathing is found on. Appearantly, Morgan doesn't like the last four.