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Monster ID 1618
Locations Moonshiners' Woods
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+3, min 10
Defense Player's Muscle+3, min 10
Initiative 0
Meat 16-24
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, torso, arm, car
4-dimensional fez, throwing candy
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Moonshriner You're fighting a Moonshriner

This guy works in the bootlegging underground, smuggling all the booze he can fit into his tiny little car. Don't mess with him or you'll get pelted with a tommy gun loaded with hard candy.

Hit Message(s):

He drives his tiny car over your feet. Oof! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Eek! Ow! Eek! Eek!

He pelts you with hard candy. It's sweet, but painful. Eek! Eek! Eek! Ouch! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! Ouch! Oof!

He honks his tiny car horn at you. It's surprisingly, ear-bleedingly loud. Argh! Ugh! Ooh! Eek! Ouch! Oof! Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Ow!

He pulls a tiny tire iron out of his trunk (or "lorry," if you're british) and hucks it at you. Oof! Eek! Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Oof!

He whips off his fez and whips you with the tassel. Ow! Ouch! Argh!

He pulls a pair of gloves out of his glove box and smacks you with them, duel-challenge style. Eek! Ugh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

He squirts moonshine all over you, then flicks a match your direction. You go up in a puff of smoke, a sheet of flame, and severeal agon Argh! Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Oof! Ow! Oof! Argh! Ow! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He throws a tiny tire iron at you, but you dodge until you're tired.

He whips off his fez, and you mock the bald dome underneath.

He honks his tiny car horn at you. It's adorable.

He drives his tiny car toward you, but you step out of the way.

He throws hard candy at you, but you catch it in your mouth.

He tries to smack you with gloves from his glove box, but you dodge.

Fumble Message:

He ponders hosing you down with moonshine and lighting you on fire, but doesn't want to take the loss of a whole carload of hooch. So he just sits there, idling. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 16-24 Meat.
Candypile.gifYou acquire an item: throwing candy (20% chance)*
Moonfez.gifYou acquire an item: 4-dimensional fez (2% chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.

Occurs at Moonshiners' Woods.