Monster Manuel (Y)

There are 13 creatures filed under Y.

Monster Manuel Entries

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		115		Yakisoba the Executioner Yakisoba can break a brick with his forehead. Most who attempt that feat end up doing the inverse. You know you're done for in a fight against Yakisoba when he stops to crack the joints in his neck. Yakisoba believes in death before dishonor, and suffering before indignity. It probably extends all the way to itching before mild insult.
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		70		yakuza courier Nobody knows how the yakuza came to have yak heads. An ancient demon curse, maybe, or chromosome damage caused by drug use. Anyway, the true reason is probably lost to the mists of time. Like why gnomes look the way they do. You should never assume that everyone with a yak head is a member of a criminal organization. That's racist.
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		75		yakuza guard Why do thugs always have such ill-fitting suits? Surely they make enough money to buy bespoke instead of off the rack. The office workers are jealous of the guards, because their job is much more glamorous and lucrative. The guards wish they were allowed to sit down. Never ever tell a yakuza that the english words in his tattoo are misspelled.
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		76		yakuza thug Unfortunately for the tester, the yakuza didn't know where the paladin trainer was. Or what it was. The yakuza thugs got bored of taping "PK ME" signs on the testers' backs unexpectedly quickly. Yakuza arm tattoos are all unique, like snowflakes. Though if you mention that to one, you should probably use a manlier-sounding analogy.
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		?		Ye Olde Key Grippe Ironically, the only technical thing the Key Grip isn't in charge of is the keys. 99% of Key Grips are Welsh. When people say you should get a grip, they... something, something.
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		17		Yeast Beast Occasionally, a yeast beast will escape the captivity of its insane wizard owner. These escapees have gathered and formed a primitive society on Yeaster Island. The offspring of the beasts of Yeaster Island always turn out slightly smaller and slightly smarter than their parents. This will eventually result in a race of microscopic supergeniuses that are both dangerous and not dangerous at all. Yeaster Island is a horrible place to visit, and I also wouldn't want to live there.
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		?		yeast gang Nobody knows whether yeast is a plant or an animal, so nobody knows whether vegans are allowed to eat bread or not. Luckily, distinctions like that are meaningless due to the fact that everything is meaningless. This is why being a nihilist makes being a vegan easier.
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		40		yeti The football team at yeti high school is really good at passing, but not that good at... other football things. The shotput team at yeti high school is undefeated. There is only one job available to a yeti after he graduates from yeti high school, and that is being a waiter at that restaurant where they throw the rolls at you and also the rolls weight fifteen pounds each.
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		400		Yog-Urt, Elder Goddess of Hatred Seriously, does anybody actually like anchovies? Man those things are nasty. You know what else I don't like? Pugs. Sorry, internet, but those are not cute dogs. They are ugly as hell and I don't know what is wrong with you. You know, Yog-Urt wasn't that hard to describe. Man, Lovecraft, get with the program.
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		100		Yomama Yomama so evil he once murdered a door-to-door salesman just so the police would show up so he could murder them too. Yomama so greedy that he keeps a purse filled with precious jewels hidden behind his giant throne. Yomama so heavy that his throne has to be made of stone because a non-stone throne wouldn't hold him.
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		0		your butt There's a little mole on the . . . look, you know more about your butt than I do, presumably. There are three muscles in your butt: the gluteus maximus, medius, and minimus. Whether there's a fourth muscle in there occasionally is up to you. The latin term for someone with shapely buttocks is "callypigian." The term for someone with large buttocks is "Your mom."
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		100		Your Lack of Reflection Just like Vampires and Werewolves, light rays are afraid of silver. Thus, they retreat from the back of a mirror and head to your eyes, creating a reflection. Vampires don't have reflections because they don't have souls, and therefore inaminate objects like chairs also don't have... wait Oh, I've got it: vampires don't have reflections because they absorb too many photons, which is also why the sun burns them.
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		400		Yuleviathan The Yuleviathan's tongue is the size of a blue whale. The Yuleviathan tells people he was born in a manger, but that's just an affectation. The Yuleviathan knows everything about the history of Crimbo, but he talks so slowly that historians always drown before he can finish a sentence.
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