Monster Compendium (N to S)

This is a nearly complete alphabetized listing of the monsters in the Kingdom. Each of the critters' names links to the spoilertastic description of an encounter with them. These are the monsters alphabetically from N to S.

The Naughty Sorceress  Habitat: The Sorceress' Chamber  Item Drops: None

The Naughty Sorceress (2)  Habitat: The Sorceress' Chamber  Item Drops: None

The Naughty Sorceress (3)  Habitat: The Sorceress' Chamber  Item Drops: None

Naughty Sorority Nurse  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: energy drink IV, gauze garter, gauze garter, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone

Neil  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, Lockenstock™ sandals, longhaired hippy wig, reinforced beaded headband, green clay bead

Neptune flytrap  Habitat: An Octopus's Garden  Item Drops: flytrap pellet, water-polo cap  Quest Items: wriggling flytrap pellet

newt  Habitat: after casting CLEESH in combat  Item Drops: eye of newt

Next-generation Frat Boy  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beaten-up Chucks, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, white class ring

Ninja Snowman  Habitat: Lair of the Ninja Snowmen  Item Drops: chopsticks, frigid ninja stars, rice bowl  Bounty: coal button

Ninja Snowman  Habitat: Lair of the Ninja Snowmen  Item Drops: frigid ninja stars, frozen nunchaku, icy katana hilt  Bounty: coal button

Ninja Snowman  Habitat: Lair of the Ninja Snowmen  Item Drops: cold ninja mask, frigid ninja stars, frozen nunchaku  Bounty: coal button

Ninja Snowman Janitor  Habitat: Lair of the Ninja Snowmen  Item Drops: frigid ninja stars, ninja mop, pail  Bounty: dirty coal button

Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster  Habitat: Lair of the Ninja Snowmen  Item Drops: frigid ninja stars, frozen nunchaku, ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon, frigid hankyū  Bounty: coal button  Pickpocket: frigid mote

Normal hobo  Habitat: Hobopolis Town Square  Item Drops: 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign, corncob pipe, cup of infinite pencils, frayed rope belt, hobo nickel, lucky bottlecap, Mr. Joe's bangles, panhandle panhandling hat, rusty piece of rebar

Novia Cadáver  Habitat: every 25-35 adventures on El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos  Item Drops: red-headed corpse (below level 5), corpse on the beach (level 5 and above)

Novio Cadáver  Habitat: every 25-35 adventures on El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos  Item Drops: kamicorpse-ee (below level 5), corpsedriver (level 5 and above)

oasis monster  Habitat: An Oasis  Item Drops: carbonated water lily, displaced fish, hot date, palm frond, Supernova Champagne, wonderwall shield  Quest Items: Hugo's Weaving Manual

octopus gardener  Habitat: An Octopus's Garden  Item Drops: octopus's spade, sea radish, soggy seed packet, straw hat

Octorok  Habitat: Hero's Field  Item Drops: red pixel, red pixel, red pixel

Ol' Scratch  Habitat: Burnbarrel Blvd.: Home, Home in the Range  Item Drops: Elron's Explosive Etude, Ol' Scratch's ash can, Ol' Scratch's ol' britches, Ol' Scratch's salad fork, Ol' Scratch's manacles, Ol' Scratch's stove door, Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat, Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork, Bit of Devil Horn

one-eyed Gnoll  Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Gym  Item Drops: eyepatch, gnoll teeth  Bounty: half-empty bottle of eyedrops  Pickpocket: glass gnoll eye

One-Eyed Willie  Habitat: The Hole in the Sky  Item Drops: line, line, star

Orcish Frat Boy  Habitat: Orcish Frat House  Item Drops: deodorant, ice-cold fotie, ice-cold Sir Schlitz, Orcish baseball cap, shingle  Bounty: empty aftershave bottle  Pickpocket: packet of beer nuts

Orcish Frat Boy  Habitat: Orcish Frat House  Item Drops: bottle of gin, deodorant, flask flops, ice-cold Sir Schlitz, Orcish cargo shorts  Bounty: empty aftershave bottle  Pickpocket: packet of beer nuts

Orcish Frat Boy  Habitat: Orcish Frat House  Item Drops: bottle of vodka, deodorant, frilly skirt, Orcish frat-paddle, ice-cold Sir Schlitz  Bounty: empty aftershave bottle  Pickpocket: packet of beer nuts

Orcish Frat Boy Spy  Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) (in Filthy Hippy Disguise or War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer helmet, distressed denim pants, bejeweled pledge pin

Oscus  Habitat: The Heap: Deep Enough to Dive  Item Drops: The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder, Oscus's dumpster waders, Oscus's flypaper pants, Oscus's garbage can lid, Oscus's pelt, Oscus's neverending soda, Wand of Oscus, jar of fermented pickle juice, Garbage-covered Rags

Ourang-Outang  Habitat: The Mouldering Mansion  Item Drops: library card

overdone flame-broiled meat blob  Habitat: The Haunted Pantry  Item Drops: meat paste, meat paste, meat paste

P imp  Habitat: The Dark Heart of the Woods, The Dark Neck of the Woods and Pandamonium Slums  Item Drops: diamond-studded cane, hot wing, Imp Ale

Padre Cadáver  Habitat: every 25-35 adventures on El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos  Item Drops: purple corpsel (below level 5), corpsetini (level 5 and above)

Panty Raider Frat Boy  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: depantsing bomb, depantsing bomb, Elmley shades, PADL Phone, panty raider camouflage,white class ring

paper towelgeist  Habitat: The Haunted Kitchen  Item Drops: cardboard katana  Bounty: paper towel

pencil golem  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: pencil stub

peripatetic pirate  Habitat: every 25-35 adventures on Talk Like a Pirate Day from IV onwards  Item Drops: black spot, can of Binarrrca

perpendicular bat  Habitat: Guano Junction  Item Drops: batgut, bat wing, sonar-in-a-biscuit

Persona Inocente Cadáver  Habitat: every 25-35 adventures on El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos  Item Drops: corpsebite (below level 5), Corpse Island iced tea (level 5 and above)

pine bat  Habitat: Entryway  Item Drops: batgut, bat wing, Pine-Fresh air freshener

plaque of locusts  Habitat: The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert  Item Drops: bronzed locust, handful of sand, honey-dipped locust  Bounty: dusty wing

pooltergeist  Habitat: The Haunted Billiards Room  Item Drops: 1-ball, 2-ball, 3-ball, 4-ball, 5-ball, 6-ball, 7-ball, 8-ball, 9-ball

Pork Sword  Habitat: The Hole in the Sky  Item Drops: line, star, star

Portly Abomination  Habitat: Menagerie Level 3  Item Drops: abominable blubber  Bounty: suspicious mole

Possessed Can of Cranberry Sauce  Habitat: Appears about every 30 adventures on Feast of Boris  Item Drops: tube of cranberry Go-Goo (below level 6), can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce (level 6 and above)  Bounty: shredded can label

possessed can of tomatoes  Habitat: The Haunted Pantry  Item Drops: razor-sharp can lid, tomato, folder (yellow)  Bounty: shredded can label  Pickpocket: possessed tomato

possessed pipe-organ  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: None

possessed silverware drawer  Habitat: The Haunted Kitchen  Item Drops: antique packet of ketchup, corn holder, eggbeater; shiny butcherknife (when Running Away)

possessed toy chest  Habitat: The Haunted Nursery  Item Drops: haunted paddle-ball, spooky alphabet block, spooky sound effects record

possessed wine rack  Habitat: The Haunted Wine Cellar  Item Drops: dusty bottle of Marsala, dusty bottle of Merlot, dusty bottle of Muscat, dusty bottle of Pinot Noir, dusty bottle of Port, dusty bottle of Zinfandel, actual tapas  Quest Items: bottle of Chateau de Vinegar

Possibility Giant  Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)  Item Drops: chaos butterfly, plot hole, probability potion

poutine ooze  Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp  Item Drops: poutine

Pretty Fly  Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)  Item Drops: None

Procrastination Giant  Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)  Item Drops: procrastination potion

Protagonist  Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship  Item Drops: ocarina of space, phonics down, ridiculously huge sword, super-spiky hair gel

Protector Spectre  Habitat: A Massive Ziggurat  Item Drops: spectre scepter  Quest Items: ancient amulet

pufferfish  Habitat: Madness Reef  Item Drops: pufferfish spine, rough fish scale, seaweed

pumped-up bass  Habitat: The Briny Deeps  Item Drops: dull fish scale, beefy fish meat

pygmy assault squad  Habitat: The Hidden Park  Item Drops: bottle of alcohol, jungle drum, pygmy pygment, pygmy spear

pygmy blowgunner  Habitat: The Hidden Park  Item Drops: big bad voodoo mask, pygmy blowgun, pygmy nose-bone

pygmy headhunter  Habitat: The Hidden Office Building  Item Drops: briefcase, headhunter necktie, pointed stick, world's smallest violin

Quantum Mechanic  Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom  Item Drops: large box, vorpal blade  Pickpocket: pile of gold coins

queen filthworm  Habitat: The Queen's Chamber  Item Drops: None  Quest Items: heart of the filthworm queen

Quiet Healer  Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship  Item Drops: amulet of extreme plot significance, scroll of drastic healing, soft green echo eyedrop antidote

Racecar Bob  Habitat: Inside the Palindome  Item Drops: enormous belt buckle, leather chaps, mesh cap, stunt nuts, ketchup hound, folder (D-Team)  Quest Items: "I Love Me, Vol. I", photograph of a dog

raging bull  Habitat: South of The Border  Item Drops: boxing glove, boxing glove, can of Red Minotaur, pile of jumping beans

rampaging adding machine  Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao  Item Drops: None

ratbat  Habitat: Batrat and Ratbat Burrow  Item Drops: rat appendix, ratgut, sonar-in-a-biscuit  Pickpocket: ratarang

rattlin' duck  Habitat: The Bog, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)  Item Drops: duct tape, fetid feather

raven  Habitat: The Mouldering Mansion  Item Drops: shot of nepenthe schnapps

Raver Giant  Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)  Item Drops: Angry Farmer candy, giant needle, Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub, rave whistle  Bounty: discarded pacifier

Really Interesting Wallpaper  Habitat: Mediocre Trip  Item Drops: green-frosted astral cupcake

regular old bat  Habitat: Entryway  Item Drops: bat guano, batgut, bat wing

remains of a jilted mistress  Habitat: The Haunted Bedroom: One Rustic Nightstand  Item Drops: chintzy seal pendant (Seal Clubber), chintzy turtle brooch (Turtle Tamer), chintzy noodle ring (Pastamancer), chintzy saucepan earring (Sauceror), chintzy disco ball pendant (Disco Bandit), chintzy accordion pin (Accordion Thief), antique hand mirror (all classes)

revolting bugbear  Habitat: The Bugbear Pens  Item Drops: None

revolving bugbear  Habitat: The Bugbear Pens  Item Drops: None

Ribbon-Cutting Elfborg  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2007)  Item Drops: iGoogly, LED block, nanofiber cloth, synthetic stuffing, theoretical string, toy hoverpad

rock-banging cave elf  Habitat: Simple Tool-Making Cave  Item Drops: rock, rock, stick  Quest Items: big leaf

rock scorpion  Habitat: The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert  Item Drops: handful of sand, handful of sand, scorpion whip

roller-skating Muse  Habitat: The Stately Pleasure Dome  Item Drops: bottled inspiration  Bounty: glittery skate key

rolling stone  Habitat: An Oasis  Item Drops: brown sugar cane, handful of moss, hot date, mother's little helper, palm frond, Tuesday's ruby  Bounty: absence of moss  Quest Items: Hugo's Weaving Manual

rotund duck  Habitat: The Granary, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)  Item Drops: duct tape

rotten dolphin thief  Habitat: using a dolphin whistle  Item Drops: Special

Rudolphus of Crimborg  Habitat: The Crimborg Collective Factory  Item Drops: capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, Feynman gate, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, ion grid, logic synthesizer  Quest Items: flask of peppermint oil

rushing bum  Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley  Item Drops: bum cheek, dented harmonica, Mad Train wine, moxie weed, folder (magenta)  Pickpocket: cheap cigar butt

sabre-toothed ferret  Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)  Item Drops: sabre teeth  Quest Items: Spanish fly

sabre-toothed goat  Habitat: The Goatlet  Item Drops: goat beard, sabre teeth  Bounty: billy idol

sabre-toothed lime  Habitat: The Daily Dungeon  Item Drops: twist of lime

salamander  Habitat: after casting CLEESH in combat  Item Drops: salamander spleen

sassy pirate  Habitat: The Obligatory Pirate's Cove  Item Drops: crowbarrr, flaregun, sunken chest, swashbuckling pants

scary clown  Habitat: The "Fun" House  Item Drops: big bass drum, big red clown nose, bloody clown pants, clown skin, long skinny balloon  Bounty: empty greasepaint tube  Pickpocket: polka-dot bow tie

scary pirate  Habitat: Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later  Item Drops: Jolly Roger charrrm, snakehead charrrm, zombie pineal gland

scary pirate  Habitat: using a cursed piece of thirteen (1/3 chance; 2/3 chance with Curse Magnet)  Item Drops: cursed breeches, cursed cutlass, cursed eyepatch, folder (skull and crossbones)

school of wizardfish  Habitat: The Briny Deeps  Item Drops: dull fish scale, glistening fish meat, folder (Seawolf), fishy wand (in first four rounds of combat, after asking Grandpa about wizardfish and avius ticklium))

scimitarfish  Habitat: The Brinier Deepers  Item Drops: dull fish scale, fish scimitar

scorched duck  Habitat: The Back 40, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)  Item Drops: duct tape, flaming feather

senile lihc  Habitat: The Defiled Niche, The VERY Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: lihc eye, lihc face

sensitive poet-type  Habitat: The Rogue Windmill  Item Drops: sensitive poetry journal

sewer gator  Habitat: A Maze of Sewer Tunnels  Item Drops: gator skin, sewer nuggets, sewer nuggets

Shadow <Class>  Habitat: The Sorceress' Chamber  Item Drops: None

shady pirate  Habitat: The Obligatory Pirate's Cove  Item Drops: safarrri hat

shaky clown  Habitat: The "Fun" House  Item Drops: big red clown nose, bloody clown pants, bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine, clown skin  Bounty: empty greasepaint tube

shifty pirate  Habitat: The Obligatory Pirate's Cove  Item Drops: arrrgyle socks, flaregun, sunken chest

sinew-stretching cave elf  Habitat: Simple Tool-Making Cave  Item Drops: stringy sinew, stringy sinew, stringy sinew  Quest Items: big leaf

sk8 gnome  Habitat: The eXtreme Slope  Item Drops: gr8ps, sk8board, eXtreme mittens, Mountain Stream soda, t8r tots

skeletal cat  Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory  Item Drops: pile of dusty animal bones, gnawed-up dog bone

skeletal hamster  Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory  Item Drops: pile of dusty animal bones

skeletal monkey  Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory  Item Drops: pile of dusty animal bones

skeletal reindeer  Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory  Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block  Quest Items: spooky frank

skeletal sommelier  Habitat: The Haunted Wine Cellar  Item Drops: dusty bottle of Marsala, dusty bottle of Merlot, dusty bottle of Muscat, dusty bottle of Pinot Noir, dusty bottle of Port, dusty bottle of Zinfandel, sommelier's towel, tarnished tastevin  Bounty: disintegrating cork

Skelter Butleton, the Butler Skeleton  Habitat: The VERY Unquiet Garves (after reading half of a memo)  Item Drops: silver shrimp fork

Skinflute  Habitat: The Hole in the Sky  Item Drops: line, line, star, star

skleleton  Habitat: The Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: loose teeth, skeleton bone, skeleton bone

skullbat  Habitat: Guano Junction  Item Drops: broken skull, loose teeth, sonar-in-a-biscuit

skullery maid  Habitat: The Haunted Kitchen  Item Drops: bottle of popskull, dishrag

Sleaze hobo  Habitat: The Purple Light District  Item Drops: hobo nickel, Sensual Massage for Creeps, sleazy bindle, stained mattress, Summer Nights

sleeping Knob Goblin Guard  Habitat: Outskirts of Cobb's Knob  Item Drops: Knob Goblin pants, Knob Goblin scimitar, viking helmet

Sleepy, the Reindeer  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005) (With a Unionize The Elves sign equipped)  Item Drops: None

slick lihc  Habitat: The Defiled Niche, The VERY Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: lihc eye, lihc face

Slow Talkin' Elliot  Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)  Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, Lockenstock™ sandals, Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags, green clay bead

smarmy pirate  Habitat: The Obligatory Pirate's Cove  Item Drops: bottle of rum, eyepatch, flaregun, Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet  Bounty: vial of pirate sweat

Smart Skelton  Habitat: The Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: smart skull

Sneezy, the Reindeer  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005) (With a Unionize The Elves sign equipped)  Item Drops: None

Snow Queen  Habitat: The Icy Peak  Item Drops: crazy little Turkish delight, ga-ga radio, Snow Queen Crown

Somerset Lopez, Dread Mariachi  Habitat: Inner Sanctum (for Accordion Thieves)  Item Drops: El Sombrero De Lopez

Somerset Lopez, Dread Mariachi  Habitat: The Nemesis' Lair (Accordion Thief)  Item Drops: Lederhosen of the Night

Somerset Lopez, Dread Mariachi  Habitat: A Volcanic Cave  Item Drops: None

Sorority Nurse  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: energy drink IV, gauze garter, gauze garter, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone

Sorority Operator  Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)  Item Drops: beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone, PADL Phone, PADL Phone, white class ring

Spaghetti Elemental  Habitat: Inner Sanctum (for Pastamancers)  Item Drops: Colander of Em-er'il

Spaghetti Elemental  Habitat: The Nemesis' Lair (Pastamancer)  Item Drops: Angelhair Culottes

Spaghetti Elemental  Habitat: A Volcanic Cave  Item Drops: None

Spam Witch  Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao  Item Drops: 30669 scroll, Spam Witch sammich  Bounty: sammich crust

Spectral Jellyfish  Habitat: Menagerie Level 3  Item Drops: None  Pickpocket: spectral jelly

spelunking astronaut  Habitat: Mt. Molehill  Item Drops: None

spider conspirator  Habitat: The Gourd  Item Drops: spider web, spider web, wad of spider silk

spider gremlin  Habitat: Near an Abandoned Refrigerator, Over Where the Old Tires Are; The Junkyard (Post-War)  Item Drops: gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)

spiny skelelton  Habitat: The Defiled Nook, The VERY Unquiet Garves  Item Drops: smart skull, skeleton bone, spiked femur, succulent marrow  Quest Items: evil eye

Spirit of New Wave  Habitat: Inner Sanctum (for Disco Bandits)  Item Drops: Disco 'Fro Pick

Spirit of New Wave  Habitat: The Nemesis' Lair (Disco Bandit)  Item Drops: Volartta's bellbottoms

Spirit of New Wave  Habitat: A Volcanic Cave  Item Drops: None

sponge  Habitat: An Octopus's Garden  Item Drops: sand dollar, sand dollar, sand dollar, slab of sponge

spooky gravy fairy guard  Habitat: The Spooky Gravy Burrow  Item Drops: halfberd, small leather glove, spooky mushroom

spooky gravy fairy ninja  Habitat: The Spooky Gravy Burrow  Item Drops: spooky mushroom, teeny-tiny ninja stars, tiny ninja sword

spooky gravy fairy warlock  Habitat: The Spooky Gravy Burrow  Item Drops: enchanted toothpick, spooky mushroom

Spooky hobo  Habitat: The Ancient Hobo Burial Ground  Item Drops: Asleep in the Cemetery, comfy coffin, hobo nickel, Let Me Be!, spooky bindle

spooky mummy  Habitat: The Spooky Forest  Item Drops: dried face, spooky shrunken head

spooky vampire  Habitat: The Spooky Forest  Item Drops: vampire collar  Quest Items: vampire heart

Spunky Princess  Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship  Item Drops: cocoa eggshell fragment, tiny house, titanium assault umbrella

Stella, the Turtle Poacher  Habitat: Inner Sanctum (for Turtle Tamers)  Item Drops: Elder Turtle Shell

Stella, the Turtle Poacher  Habitat: The Nemesis' Lair (Turtle Tamer)  Item Drops: Galapagosian Cuisses

Stella, the Turtle Poacher  Habitat: A Volcanic Cave  Item Drops: None

Stench hobo  Habitat: The Heap  Item Drops: Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook, filth-encrusted futon, hobo nickel, stinkin' bindle, Travels with Jerry

stocking-stuffing zombie  Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory  Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block  Quest Items: spooky frank

stomper stomping  Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron  Item Drops: cyborg stompin' boot

X Stone Golem  Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement  Item Drops: None

strangler strangling  Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron  Item Drops: immense cyborg hand

stranglin' algae  Habitat: An Octopus's Garden  Item Drops: glob of green slime, sea lace

Striking Factory-Worker Elf  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005)  Item Drops: felt, googly eye, length of string, stuffing, toy wheel, wooden block

Striking Gift-Wrapper Elf  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005)  Item Drops: felt, googly eye, length of string, stuffing, toy wheel, wooden block

Striking Middle-Management Elf  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005)  Item Drops: felt, googly eye, length of string, stuffing, toy wheel, wooden block

Striking Pencil-Pusher Elf  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005)  Item Drops: felt, googly eye, length of string, stuffing, toy wheel, wooden block

Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf  Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005)  Item Drops: felt, googly eye, length of string, stuffing, toy wheel, wooden block

Stuffing Golem  Habitat: Appears about every 30 adventures on Feast of Boris  Item Drops: single-serving herbal stuffing (below level 7), herbal stuffing (level 7 and above)

Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist  Habitat: Outskirts of Cobb's Knob  Item Drops: Knob Goblin firecracker, Knob Goblin pants, strongness elixir, folder (cyan)

super-sized Cola Wars soldier  Habitat: The Secret Government Laboratory  Item Drops: ice-cold Cloaca Zero, first-aid pouch, khaki duffel bag

swamp duck  Habitat: The Bog, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)  Item Drops: duct tape, fetid feather

swarm a-swarming  Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron  Item Drops: rogue swarmer, rogue swarmer

Swarm of Country Bats  Habitat: Bad Trip  Item Drops: orange-frosted astral cupcake  Bounty: pile of country guano

swarm of fire ants  Habitat: The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert  Item Drops: ant agonist, ant hoe, ant pick, ant pitchfork, ant rake, ant sickle, handful of sand

swarm of killer bees  Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom  Item Drops: baby killer bee, royal jelly

swarm of mutant fire ants  Habitat: Appears about every 30 adventures on Halloween XX  Item Drops: beholed bedsheet, invisible bag, witch hat

swarm of scarab beatles  Habitat: An Oasis  Item Drops: carbonated water lily, Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket, Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket, General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket, happiness, hot date, Maxwell's Silver Hammer, mojo filter, palm frond, Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket, rocky raccoon, savoy truffle  Quest Items: Hugo's Weaving Manual

swarthy pirate  Habitat: The Obligatory Pirate's Cove  Item Drops: leotarrrd, pirate pelvis, stuffed shoulder parrot

Swiss hen  Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron  Item Drops: oversized fish scaler