Monster Compendium (F to M)

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This is a nearly complete alphabetized listing of the monsters in the Kingdom. Each of the critters' names links to the spoilertastic description of an encounter with them. These are the monsters alphabetically from F to M.

Monster Compendium
1 - E | F - M | N - S | T - Z
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Fallen Archfiend

 Habitat: The Dark Heart of the Woods and Pandamonium Slums
 Item Drops: demon skin, evil golden arch, infernal insoles, pink slime

 Quest Items: heavy-duty bendy straw
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Family Jewels

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: star, star, star
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fancy bath slug

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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Feeling That You're Being Watched

 Habitat: Mediocre Trip

 Item Drops: pink-frosted astral cupcake
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Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies

 Habitat: The Spooky Gravy Barrow: On the Verge of a Dirge

 Item Drops: spooky bicycle chain, spooky cosmetics bag, miniature carton of clove cigarettes (if Spooky Gravy Fairy is active familiar)
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Ferocious bugbear

 Habitat: The Haiku Dungeon

 Item Drops: bugbear bungguard, bugbear beanie
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Fickle Finger of F8

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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fiendish can of asparagus

 Habitat: The Haunted Pantry
 Item Drops: asparagus knife, razor-sharp can lid, stalk of asparagus

 Bounty: shredded can label
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fiendish zombie can of asparagus

 Habitat: Market Square, 28 Days Later

 Item Drops: asparagus knife, razor-sharp can lid, stalk of asparagus, zombie pineal gland
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figure-skating duck

 Habitat: The Pond, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)

 Item Drops: duct tape, frozen feather
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filthworm royal guard

 Habitat: The Guards' Chamber
 Item Drops: None

 Quest Items: filthworm royal guard scent gland
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filthworm drone

 Habitat: The Feeding Chamber
 Item Drops: None

 Quest Items: filthworm drone scent gland
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filthy hippy

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: decorative fountain, double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, tambourine bells
 Bounty: greasy dreadlock

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
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filthy hippy jewelry maker

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, phat turquoise bead, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, double-barreled sling
 Bounty: greasy dreadlock

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
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filthy hippy Vegan chef

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, tambourine bells, wad of tofu
 Bounty: greasy dreadlock

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
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fire-breathing duck

 Habitat: The Back 40, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)

 Item Drops: duct tape, flaming feather
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fisherfish

 Habitat: The Marinara Trench

 Item Drops: glowing esca, halibut, rough fish scale
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flame-broiled meat blob

 Habitat: The Haunted Pantry

 Item Drops: meat paste, meat paste, meat paste
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Flaming Samurai

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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Flaming Troll

 Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao

 Item Drops: flaming talons, Trollhouse cookies
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Flange

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, line, star
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flint-scraping cave elf

 Habitat: Simple Tool-Making Cave
 Item Drops: rock, stick, stick

 Quest Items: big leaf
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floating platter of hors d'oeuvres

 Habitat: The Haunted Ballroom

 Item Drops: dehydrated caviar, desiccated apricot, flute of flat champagne, hors d'oeuvre tray
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Flock of Stab-bats

 Habitat: Inside the Palindome

 Item Drops: bat wing, batblade, batgut
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fluffy bunny

 Habitat: The Dire Warren

 Item Drops: bunny liver
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forest spirit

 Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp

 Item Drops: forest tears
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Frat Warrior drill sergeant

 Habitat: Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) (in Filthy Hippy Disguise or War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer helmet, distressed denim pants, bejeweled pledge pin, flask flops
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frog

 Habitat: after casting CLEESH in combat

 Item Drops: squashed frog
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Frosty

 Habitat: Exposure Esplanade: Bumpity Bump Bump

 Item Drops: Benetton's Medley of Diversity, Evil Snowman Heart, Frosty's arm, Frosty's carrot, Frosty's frosty mug, Frosty's iceball, Frosty's nailbat, Frosty's old silk hat, Frosty's snowball sack
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frozen duck

 Habitat: The Pond, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)

 Item Drops: duct tape, frozen feather
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Fruit Golem

 Habitat: Menagerie Level 1

 Item Drops: cherry, lime, orange; grapefruit (when attacking with a certain message)
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funk sole brother

 Habitat: The Briny Deeps

 Item Drops: dull fish scale, slick fish meat
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Furry Giant

 Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)

 Item Drops: disturbing fanfic, furry fur, wolf mask
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G imp

 Habitat: The Dark Elbow of the Woods, The Dark Heart of the Woods and Pandamonium Slums

 Item Drops: hot wing, Imp Ale, leather mask, Vitamin G pill
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gang of hobo muggers

 Habitat: Hobopolis Town Square: The Hobo Marketplace

 Item Drops: None
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ganger

 Habitat: The Briniest Deepests

 Item Drops: dull fish scale, ganger bandana, temporary teardrop tattoo
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gargantulihc

 Habitat: The Defiled Niche

 Item Drops: lihc eye, lihc eye, lihc face
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Gathering of Angels?

 Habitat: Great Trip

 Item Drops: orange-frosted astral cupcake
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gaudy pirate

 Habitat: Belowdecks

 Item Drops: enormous hoop earring, costume sword, gold lamé pants
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gaunt ghuol

 Habitat: The Defiled Cranny, The VERY Unquiet Garves

 Item Drops: ghuol ears, ghuol egg, dieting pill
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gelatinous cube

 Habitat: The Haiku Dungeon

 Item Drops: Orcish meat locker, rusty metal ring, rusty metal shaft
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generic duck

 Habitat: The Barn

 Item Drops: None
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ghastly organist

 Habitat: The Haunted Ballroom: Curtains

 Item Drops: opera mask
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ghost miner

 Habitat: The Knob Shaft

 Item Drops: bubblewrap ore, bubblewrap ore, cardboard ore, cardboard ore, styrofoam ore, styrofoam ore
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Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather

 Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement

 Item Drops: Ancient hot dog wrapper,
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ghostly pickle factory worker

 Habitat: The Spectral Pickle Factory

 Item Drops: ghost cucumber, ghost cucumber
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ghuol

 Habitat: The Unquiet Garves

 Item Drops: ghuol ears, ghuol egg
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giant bee

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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Giant Desktop Globe

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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giant fried egg

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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giant giant giant centipede

 Habitat: The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert

 Item Drops: centipede eggs, handful of sand, handful of sand
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giant giant moth

 Habitat: The Daily Dungeon

 Item Drops: giant giant moth dust
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giant pair of tweezers

 Habitat: Fernswarthy's Tower (Retired)

 Item Drops: None
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giant sandworm

 Habitat: using a drum machine without worm-riding hooks in inventory

 Item Drops: spices, spices, spices, spice melange
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giant skeelton

 Habitat: The Defiled Nook

 Item Drops: skeleton bone, skeleton bone, skeleton bone
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giant squid

 Habitat: The Marinara Trench

 Item Drops: ink bladder, inky squid sauce
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giant zombie goldfish

 Habitat: A Maze of Sewer Tunnels

 Item Drops: decaying goldfish liver, sewer nuggets, sewer nuggets
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gift-wrapping vampire

 Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory
 Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block

 Quest Items: spooky frank
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Glass of Orange Juice

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, Lockenstock™ sandals, orange peel hat, round purple sunglasses, green clay bead
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gluttonous ghuol

 Habitat: The Defiled Cranny, The VERY Unquiet Garves

 Item Drops: ghuol ears, ghuol egg, ghuol guolash, huge spoon
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gnarly gnome

 Habitat: Thugnderdome

 Item Drops: clockwork key, clockwork key, flange
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gnasty gnome

 Habitat: Thugnderdome

 Item Drops: clockwork key, clockwork key, flange
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gnefarious gnome

 Habitat: Thugnderdome

 Item Drops: cog, flange, sprocket
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Gnollish Bodybuilder

 Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Gym

 Item Drops: enchanted barbell, gnoll lips, gnoll teeth
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Gnollish Crossdresser

 Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Gym

 Item Drops: frilly shirt, frilly skirt, gnoll teeth, maiden wig
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Gnollish Flyslayer

 Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Restroom

 Item Drops: gnoll lips, gnoll teeth, Gnollish flyswatter
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Gnollish Gearhead

 Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Garage
 Item Drops: gnoll lips, Gnollish toolbox, folder (Knight Writer)

 Bounty: oily rag
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Gnollish Piebaker

 Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Bakery

 Item Drops: Gnollish pie server, Gnollish pie tin, skewer, wad of dough
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Gnollish Plungermaster

 Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Restroom
 Item Drops: gnoll lips, gnoll teeth, Gnollish plunger

 Bounty: broken plunger handle
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Gnollish Sorceress

 Habitat: Degrassi Knoll (Retired)

 Item Drops: gnoll lips, gnoll teeth
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Gnollish Tirejuggler

 Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Garage

 Item Drops: gnoll lips, gnoll teeth, tires
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Gnollish War Chef

 Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Bakery

 Item Drops: Gnollish slotted spoon, Knoll mushroom, Knoll mushroom, skewer
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Gnomester Blomester

 Habitat: Thugnderdome

 Item Drops: cog, flange, spring
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gnu jack gnome

 Habitat: Thugnderdome

 Item Drops: flange, spring, sprocket
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goblin conspirator

 Habitat: The Gourd

 Item Drops: Knob Goblin firecracker, Knob Goblin firecracker, goblin collarbone
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golden ring

 Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron

 Item Drops: golden ring
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Goomba

 Habitat: 8-Bit Realm

 Item Drops: black pixel, red pixel, white pixel
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goose a-laying

 Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron

 Item Drops: robotronic egg, robotronic egg
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Goth Giant

 Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)

 Item Drops: awful poetry journal, thin black candle, Warm Subject gift certificate
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Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal

 Habitat: Inner Sanctum (for Seal Clubbers)

 Item Drops: Scalp of Gorgolok
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Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal

 Habitat: The Nemesis' Lair (Seal Clubber)

 Item Drops: Krakrox's Loincloth
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Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal

 Habitat: A Volcanic Cave (Seal Clubber)

 Item Drops: None
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Government agent

 Habitat: Some Scattered Smoking Debris
 Item Drops: government cheese, government-issued night-vision goggles, pair of government shades

 Quest Items: burned government manual fragment
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government scientist

 Habitat: The Secret Government Laboratory

 Item Drops: experimental serum G-9, heavy-duty clipboard, battery-powered drill
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Grass Elemental

 Habitat: Menagerie Level 2

 Item Drops: leaf of grass, folder (Ex-Files)
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grassy pirate

 Habitat: Belowdecks

 Item Drops: grassy cutlass
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grave rober

 Habitat: The Unquiet Garves

 Item Drops: coffin lid, dead guy's watch, grave robbing shovel
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grave rober zmobie

 Habitat: The Defiled Alcove, The VERY Unquiet Garves

 Item Drops: coffin lid, dead guy's watch, loose teeth, rusty grave robbing shovel
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greasy duck

 Habitat: The Back 40, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)

 Item Drops: duct tape, flirtatious feather
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Green Ops Soldier

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: communications windchimes, gas balloon, gas balloon, green smoke bomb, henna face paint, round green sunglasses, green clay bead
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gritty pirate

 Habitat: Belowdecks

 Item Drops: true grit, keel-haulin' knife
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groovy pirate

 Habitat: Belowdecks

 Item Drops: buoybottoms
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Grumpy, the Reindeer

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005) (With a Unionize The Elves sign equipped)

 Item Drops: None
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grungy pirate

 Habitat: Belowdecks

 Item Drops: acoustic guitarrr, grungy bandana, grungy flannel shirt
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Guard Bugbear

 Habitat: The Degrassi Knoll Restroom, The Degrassi Knoll Garage

 Item Drops: bugbear beanie, bugbear bungguard
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Guy Made Of Bees

 Habitat: The Haunted Bathroom: Having a Medicine Ball
 Item Drops: guy made of bee pollen

 Pickpocket: handful of bees
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Guy Made Of Bees

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Chamber

 Item Drops: Thwaitgold bee statuette
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guy with a pitchfork, and his wife

 Habitat: The Haunted Gallery

 Item Drops: pitchfork
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handsome mariachi

 Habitat: South of The Border

 Item Drops: bottle of tequila, chorizo taco, handsomeness potion
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Happy, the Reindeer

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005) (With a Unionize The Elves sign equipped)

 Item Drops: None
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X-Headed Hydra

 Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement

 Item Drops: None
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Heavy Kegtank

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: meat engine, PADL Phone, sake bomb, sake bomb
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Hellion

 Habitat: The Dark Neck of the Woods, Pandamonium Slums
 Item Drops: hellion cube

 Pickpocket: unstable quark
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Higher Plane Serpents

 Habitat: Great Trip

 Item Drops: pink-frosted astral cupcake
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hockey elemental

 Habitat: Camp Logging Camp (ultra-rarely)

 Item Drops: hockey stick of furious angry rage
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Hodgman, The Hoboverlord

 Habitat: Hobopolis Town Square: Enter The Hoboverlord

 Item Drops: hobo fortress blueprints, Hodgman's bow tie, Hodgman's porkpie hat, Hodgman's lobsterskin pants, stuffed Hodgman, Hodgman's almanac, Hodgman's lucky sock, Hodgman's metal detector, Hodgman's blanket, Hodgman's varcolac paw, Hodgman's harmonica, Hodgman's garbage sticker, Hodgman's cane, Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat, Hodgman's whackin' stick, Hodgman's imaginary hamster, Hodgman's journal 1: The Lean Times, Hodgman's journal 2: Entrepreneurythmics, Hodgman's journal 3: Pumping Tin, Hodgman's journal 4: View From The Big Top, Hodgman's skivvies, tin cup of mulligan stew
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Honey Pot

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, star, star
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Hooded Warrior

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, star, star
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Hot hobo

 Habitat: Burnbarrel Blvd.

 Item Drops: bed of coals, flamin' bindle, hobo nickel, Kissin' Cousins, Tales from the Fireside
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huge ghuol

 Habitat: The Defiled Cranny

 Item Drops: ghuol ears, ghuol egg
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hulking construct

 Habitat: A Shimmering Portal

 Item Drops: El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)
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hung-over half-orc hobo

 Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley
 Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed
 Bounty: hobo gristle

 Pickpocket: Boozehounds Anonymous token
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hunter-gatherer cave elf

 Habitat: Simple Tool-Making Cave
 Item Drops: tooth, tooth

 Quest Items: big leaf
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Hypnotist of Hey Deze

 Habitat: Pandamonium Slums (ultra-rarely)

 Item Drops: hypnodisk
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Ice Cube

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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Iiti Kitty

 Habitat: The Upper Chamber

 Item Drops: ancient Magi-Wipes, ancient vinyl coin purse, crumbling rat skull, Iiti Kitty phone charm, leathery cat skin, mummy wrapping, unidentified jerky
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industrious construct

 Habitat: A Shimmering Portal

 Item Drops: El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)
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infinite meat bug

 Habitat: Cobb's Knob Treasury (ultra-rarely)

 Item Drops: incredibly dense meat gem
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irate mariachi

 Habitat: South of The Border

 Item Drops: bottle of tequila, half-sized guitar, irate sombrero, mariachi G-string
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Irritating Series of Random Encounters

 Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship

 Item Drops: cocoa eggshell fragment, soft green echo eyedrop antidote, tiny house
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jamfish

 Habitat: Madness Reef

 Item Drops: jamfish jam, jellyfish gel, seaweed, jam band
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Junk

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, line, star
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Keese

 Habitat: 8-Bit Realm

 Item Drops: blue pixel, blue pixel, blue pixel
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Killer Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot

 Habitat: The Crimborg Collective Factory
 Item Drops: capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, Feynman gate, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, ion grid, logic synthesizer

 Quest Items: flask of peppermint oil
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Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot

 Habitat: The Crimborg Collective Factory
 Item Drops: capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, Feynman gate, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, ion grid, logic synthesizer

 Quest Items: flask of peppermint oil
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Killer Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot

 Habitat: The Crimborg Collective Factory
 Item Drops: capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, Feynman gate, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, ion grid, logic synthesizer

 Quest Items: flask of peppermint oil
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Killer Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot

 Habitat: The Crimborg Collective Factory
 Item Drops: capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, Feynman gate, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, ion grid, logic synthesizer

 Quest Items: flask of peppermint oil
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killing bird

 Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron

 Item Drops: killing feather, killing feather
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knight

 Habitat: The Haunted Gallery: Out in the Garden

 Item Drops: serpentine sword, snake shield
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knight

 Habitat: The Haunted Gallery: Out in the Garden

 Item Drops: lupine sword, snarling wolf shield
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Knight in White Satin

 Habitat: Whitey's Grove
 Item Drops: white page, white satin pants, white sword, white satin shield

 Bounty: white lint
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Knob Goblin Assistant Chef

 Habitat: Outskirts of Cobb's Knob, The Haunted Pantry: Trespasser

 Item Drops: chef's hat, Knob Goblin pants, Knob Goblin tongs
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Knob Goblin Barbecue Team

 Habitat: Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
 Item Drops: bowl of cottage cheese, Knob Goblin pants, Knob Goblin tongs
 Bounty: bloodstained briquette

 Pickpocket: Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce
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Knob Goblin Bean Counter

 Habitat: Cobb's Knob Treasury
 Item Drops: hill of beans, Knob Goblin visor, meat stack, stolen office supplies

 Bounty: bundle of receipts
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Knob Goblin Sous Chef

 Habitat: Cobb's Knob Kitchens

 Item Drops: Knob Goblin spatula, Knob sausage, tomato, wad of dough
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Knob Goblin Elite Guard Captain

 Habitat: Cobb's Knob Kitchens (semi-rarely), Cobb's Knob Barracks (semi-rarely)

 Item Drops: Knob Goblin elite helm, Knob Goblin elite pants, Knob Goblin elite polearm
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Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman

 Habitat: Cobb's Knob Treasury (Retired), Cobb's Knob Harem (Retired)

 Item Drops: knob bugle, Knob Goblin elite helm, Knob Goblin elite pants, Knob Goblin elite polearm, Knob Goblin elite shirt
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Knob Goblin Embezzler

 Habitat: Cobb's Knob Treasury (semi-rarely)
 Item Drops: Knob Goblin visor, meat stack, meat stack, meat stack, meat stack

 Bounty: bundle of receipts
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Knob Goblin Harem Girl

 Habitat: Cobb's Knob Harem

 Item Drops: disease, finger cymbals, harem girl t-shirt, Knob Goblin harem pants, Knob Goblin harem veil
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Knob Goblin King

 Habitat: Throne Room
 Item Drops: dense meat stack, dense meat stack, Crown of the Goblin King or Glass Balls of the Goblin King or Codpiece of the Goblin King

 Quest Items: Cobb's Knob lab key (if not already found)
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Knob Goblin Mad Scientist

 Habitat: Knob Goblin Laboratory
 Item Drops: Knob Goblin love potion, Knob Goblin seltzer, Knob Goblin steroids

 Bounty: broken petri dish
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Knob Goblin Master Chef

 Habitat: Cobb's Knob Kitchens

 Item Drops: dry noodles, Knob Goblin spatula, Knob mushroom, spices
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Knob Goblin poseur

 Habitat: The Haiku Dungeon

 Item Drops: dope gangsta bling-bling, out-of-tune biwa, terrible poem
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knight

 Habitat: The Haunted Gallery: Out in the Garden

 Item Drops: lupine sword, snarling wolf shield
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Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist

 Habitat: Knob Goblin Laboratory
 Item Drops: bunch of square grapes, Knob Goblin melon baller, Knob Goblin seltzer, Knob Goblin superseltzer, scrumptious reagent
 Quest Items: Cobb's Knob Menagerie key, Subject 37 file

 Pickpocket: smudged alchemical recipe
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Knott Slanding

 Habitat: The Icy Peak (ultra-rarely)

 Item Drops: Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
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Knott Yeti

 Habitat: The Icy Peak

 Item Drops: yeti fur
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Koopa Troopa

 Habitat: 8-Bit Realm

 Item Drops: black pixel, green pixel, white pixel
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Kubla Khan

 Habitat: The Stately Pleasure Dome

 Item Drops: None
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L imp

 Habitat: The Dark Elbow of the Woods and Pandamonium Slums

 Item Drops: cast, flaming crutch, Imp Ale
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lab monkey

 Habitat: The Secret Government Laboratory
 Item Drops: limp broccoli, giant yellow hat, Monkey barf

 Bounty: vivisected hair
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Lamz0r N00b

 Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao
 Item Drops: 33398 scroll, draggin' ball hat, plastic guitar

 Pickpocket: Nardz energy beverage
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large kobold

 Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom
 Item Drops: ring of aggravate monster, small box

 Bounty: worthless piece of yellow glass
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larval filthworm

 Habitat: The Hatching Chamber
 Item Drops: None

 Quest Items: filthworm hatchling scent gland
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laser lancing

 Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron

 Item Drops: unstable laser battery, unstable laser battery
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lemon-in-the-box

 Habitat: The "Fun" House

 Item Drops: box, lemon
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Lesser Fruit Golem

 Habitat: Tower Ruins

 Item Drops: grapefruit, grapes, lemon, orange, strawberry
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lihc

 Habitat: The Unquiet Garves

 Item Drops: lihc eye
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Little Man in the Canoe

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, star, star
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lobsterfrogman

 Habitat: Sonofa Beach
 Item Drops: None

 Quest Items: barrel of gunpowder
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lonely construct

 Habitat: A Shimmering Portal

 Item Drops: El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)
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Lord Spookyraven

 Habitat: Summoning Chamber
 Item Drops: Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet

 Quest Items: Eye of Ed
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lumberjack supervisor

 Habitat: Camp Logging Camp

 Item Drops: balaclava, balaclava baklava
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lumberjill

 Habitat: Camp Logging Camp

 Item Drops: Blatantly Canadian, maple syrup, supportive bra
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lumberjuan

 Habitat: Camp Logging Camp

 Item Drops: leaflet, los chinos, wooden axe
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Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob

 Habitat: Inner Sanctum (for Saucerors)

 Item Drops: Ancient Saucehelm
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Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob

 Habitat: The Nemesis' Lair (Sauceror)

 Item Drops: Newman's Own Trousers
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Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob

 Habitat: A Volcanic Cave

 Item Drops: None
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mad bugbears

 Habitat: The Bugbear Pens

 Item Drops: None
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magic dragonfish

 Habitat: Madness Reef

 Item Drops: dragonfish caviar, rough fish scale, seaweed
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MagiMechTech MechaMech

 Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
 Item Drops: glowing red eye, metallic A, oversized pizza cutter, photoprotoneutron torpedo, magilaser blastercannon

 Bounty: burned-out arcanodiode
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malevolent crop circle

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
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malevolent hair clog

 Habitat: The Haunted Bathroom

 Item Drops: gob of wet hair
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Malevolent Tofurkey

 Habitat: Appears about every 30 adventures on Feast of Boris

 Item Drops: tofurkey nugget, packet of tofurkey gravy (below level 5); tofurkey gravy, tofurkey leg (level 5 and above)
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The Man

 Habitat: The Orcish Frat House (Wartime)

 Item Drops: really dense meat stack
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man-eating plant

 Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory

 Item Drops: None
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mariachi calavera

 Habitat: South of The Border
 Item Drops: bottle of tequila, marzipan skull
 Bounty: callused fingerbone

 Pickpocket: calavera concertina
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master of ceremonies

 Habitat: The Rogue Windmill

 Item Drops: escargotsicle
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The Master Of Thieves

 Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom (ultra-rarely)

 Item Drops: Platinum Yendorian Express Card
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mayonnaise wasp

 Habitat: The Daily Dungeon

 Item Drops: glob of spoiled mayo
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me4t begZ0r

 Habitat: The Valley of Rof L'm Fao

 Item Drops: meat vortex
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mean drunk duck

 Habitat: The Shady Thicket, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)

 Item Drops: bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, duct tape
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Mer-kin burglar

 Habitat: The Mer-Kin Outpost

 Item Drops: Mer-kin foodbucket, Mer-kin hidepaint, Mer-kin takebag, Mer-kin sneakmask, Mer-kin lockkey
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Mer-kin diver

 Habitat: The Marinara Trench

 Item Drops: Mer-kin foodbucket, Mer-kin hookspear, Mer-kin pressureglobe, Mer-kin thingpouch
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Mer-kin healer

 Habitat: The Mer-Kin Outpost

 Item Drops: Mer-kin foodbucket, Mer-kin healscroll, Mer-kin prayerbeads, Mer-kin thingpouch, Mer-kin lockkey
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Mer-kin miner

 Habitat: Anemone Mine

 Item Drops: Mer-kin foodbucket, Mer-kin digpick, Mer-kin thingpouch
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Mer-kin raider

 Habitat: The Mer-Kin Outpost

 Item Drops: Mer-kin breastplate, Mer-kin foodbucket, Mer-kin hookspear, Mer-kin roundshield, Mer-kin lockkey
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Mer-kin scavenger

 Habitat: The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons

 Item Drops: Mer-kin hookspear, Mer-kin takebag, Mer-kin thingpouch
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Mer-kin tippler

 Habitat: The Dive Bar

 Item Drops: Alewife™ Ale, Mer-kin foodbucket, Mer-kin pinkslip, Mer-kin weaksauce, slug of vodka
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migratory pirate

 Habitat: every 25-35 adventures on Talk Like a Pirate Day from IV onwards

 Item Drops: black spot, can of Binarrrca
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mimic

 Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom: Ouch! You bump into a door!
 Item Drops: None

 Quest Items: dead mimic
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mind flayer

 Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom

 Item Drops: cornuthaum, large box, mind flayer corpse
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mine crab

 Habitat: The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons

 Item Drops: live nautical mine
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Mob Penguin goon

 Habitat: Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory

 Item Drops: penguin thesaurus
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Mob Penguin enforcer

 Habitat: Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory

 Item Drops: patent leather shoes
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Mob Penguin hitpenguin

 Habitat: Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory

 Item Drops: canteen of wine, depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick
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Mob Penguin Pasta Chef

 Habitat: The Icy Peak in The Recent Past

 Item Drops: delicious noodles, iron pasta spoon, scroll of pasta summoning
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Mob Penguin psychopath

 Habitat: Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory

 Item Drops: knuckle sandwich, psycho sweater
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Mob Penguin racketeer

 Habitat: Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory

 Item Drops: gray bow tie
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Mob Penguin Smasher

 Habitat: The Grim Grimacite Site

 Item Drops: chunk of depleted Grimacite, kneecapping stick, penguin skin
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Mob Penguin Smith

 Habitat: The Grim Grimacite Site

 Item Drops: chunk of depleted Grimacite, iron pasta spoon, scroll of pasta summoning
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Mob Penguin Soprano

 Habitat: The Icy Peak in The Recent Past

 Item Drops: mafia aria, Mob Penguin cellular phone, support cummerbund
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Mob Penguin Supervisor

 Habitat: The Grim Grimacite Site

 Item Drops: chunk of depleted Grimacite, mafia aria, Mob Penguin cellular phone, support cummerbund
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Mob Penguin Thug

 Habitat: The Icy Peak in The Recent Past

 Item Drops: kneecapping stick, penguin skin
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Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: communications windchimes, didgeridooka, gas balloon
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Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, natty blue ascot, white class ring
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Muff

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, line, star
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mutant circuit-soldering elf

 Habitat: The Atomic Crimbo Toy Factory

 Item Drops: elven moonshine, miniature antlers
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mutant cookie-baking elf

 Habitat: The Atomic Crimbo Toy Factory

 Item Drops: festive holiday hat
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mutant doll-dressing elf

 Habitat: The Atomic Crimbo Toy Factory

 Item Drops: cheap elven gloves
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mutant gift-wrapping elf

 Habitat: The Atomic Crimbo Toy Factory

 Item Drops: elven socks
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mutant gila monster

 Habitat: Appears about every 30 adventures on Halloween XX

 Item Drops: beholed bedsheet, invisible bag, witch hat
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mutant rattlesnake

 Habitat: Appears about every 30 adventures on Halloween XX

 Item Drops: beholed bedsheet, invisible bag, witch hat
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mutant saguaro

 Habitat: Appears about every 30 adventures on Halloween XX

 Item Drops: beholed bedsheet, invisible bag, witch hat
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mutant whistle-carving elf

 Habitat: The Atomic Crimbo Toy Factory

 Item Drops: elven limbos gingerbread, elven whittling knife
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