Monkey wrenchin' elf
| Monkey wrenchin' elf | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 894 |
| Locations | Crimbo Town Toy Factory |
| Hit Points | scales |
| Attack | scales |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | Indeterminate |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Quest | wrench handle, elf resistance button |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a monkey wrenchin' elfThis elf is twirling a couple of large monkey wrenches around her head. She's got more stuck in her belt, and even a couple strapped to her leg. You've really got to admire someone who takes a theme and runs with it, unless they're running up to you to hit you with a wrench.
Hit Message(s):
She wrenches your neck with her monkey wrench. The pain is, well, wrenching. Eek! Ooh! Eek! Oof! Oof! Ouch!
She throws a wrench in your works. Yup, right into your works. Oof! Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! Ouch! Ow!
She pelts you with a monkey wrench. You wish she'd quit monkeyin' around. Ouch! Oof! Ugh! Oof! Eek! Ooh!
She clamps a wrench on your <bung> and turns until you scream. Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Oof! Ow!
She drops a wrench on your toe, then clangs one across your forehead when you double over in pain, then brings her knee up into your nose. Uh, happy Crimbo?
Ugh! Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
She tries to wrench you, but you're unwrenchable. My sweet unwrenchable you.
She tries to throw a wrench in your works, but you don't have any works.
She starts to throw a monkey wrench at you, but you tell her to quit monkeyin' around.
She tries to wrench you, but forgets if it's righty-less-tighty or lefty-loosey.
She runs out of wrenches, and has to wait for the monkeys to bring her some more. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: elf resistance button (40% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: throwing wrench (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: wrench handle (100% chance)* |
Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009).
Notes
- You can Spooky Putty sheet this monster. Initially, it was possible to get multiple wrench handles, but this was later fixed.
References
- "My sweet unwrenchable you" refers to the song "Embraceable You"
