Monkey wrenchin' elf

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Monkey wrenchin' elf
Monster ID 894
Locations Crimbo Town Toy Factory
Hit Points scales
Attack scales
Defense Scales with player stats
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum elf
Elements None
Resistance Indeterminate
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
throwing wrench
Quest wrench handle, elf resistance button
Manuel Entry
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monkey wrenchin' elf You're fighting a monkey wrenchin' elf

This elf is twirling a couple of large monkey wrenches around her head. She's got more stuck in her belt, and even a couple strapped to her leg. You've really got to admire someone who takes a theme and runs with it, unless they're running up to you to hit you with a wrench.

Hit Message(s):

She wrenches your neck with her monkey wrench. The pain is, well, wrenching. Eek! Ooh! Eek! Oof! Oof! Ouch!

She throws a wrench in your works. Yup, right into your works. Oof! Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! Ouch! Ow!

She pelts you with a monkey wrench. You wish she'd quit monkeyin' around. Ouch! Oof! Ugh! Oof! Eek! Ooh!

She clamps a wrench on your <bung> and turns until you scream. Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Oof! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

She drops a wrench on your toe, then clangs one across your forehead when you double over in pain, then brings her knee up into your nose. Uh, happy Crimbo?
Ugh! Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

She tries to wrench you, but you're unwrenchable. My sweet unwrenchable you.

She tries to throw a wrench in your works, but you don't have any works.

She starts to throw a monkey wrench at you, but you tell her to quit monkeyin' around.

She tries to wrench you, but forgets if it's righty-less-tighty or lefty-loosey.

Fumble Message:

She runs out of wrenches, and has to wait for the monkeys to bring her some more. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Elfbutton.gifYou acquire an item: elf resistance button (40% chance)*
Monkeywrench.gifYou acquire an item: throwing wrench (% chance)*
Wrenchhandle.gifYou acquire an item: wrench handle (100% chance)*

Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009).


  • You can Spooky Putty sheet this monster. Initially, it was possible to get multiple wrench handles, but this was later fixed.


  • "My sweet unwrenchable you" refers to the song "Embraceable You"