Moister oyster

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Moister oyster
Monster ID 1371
Locations An Octopus's Garden (While Lucky!)
Hit Points 1500
Attack 1100
Defense 1300
Initiative 50
Meat 80-120
Phylum fish
Elements None
Resistance 25% Physical, 25% Elemental
Monster Parts nacre, shell, slimy bit
giant pearl
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
moister oyster You're fighting a moister oyster

This oyster secretes even more mucus than your average oyster. Normally, secreting additional mucus isn't really a selling point, but when you're dealing with oysters, it's actually desirable.

You suddenly feel less lucky.

Hit Message(s):

It spits a pearl at you, leaving a little welt on your <lower back>. Eek! Oof! Eek!

It licks you with its slimy...well, everything. Oof! Eek! Argh! (sleaze damage)

It snaps its shell shut on your <skull>. What the shell, man? Ooh! Ow! Argh!

It talks of shoes, and ships, and sealing wax, and then bonks you with its shell. Oof! Argh! Argh!

It pulls the pillow off its oyster bed and smacks you with it. Ow! Eek! Ow!

It asks why the sea is boiling hot, and before you can reply it spits hot water at you. Ow! Ow! Oof! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It snaps its shell on your <skull>, <bung>, and <lower back>, like some kind of hellish set of pain castanets. Ooh! Ooh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to shut its shell on your <bung>, but you dodge.

It tries to lick you, but you say the time has come to talk of other things.

It decides to turn over in its oyster bed rather than attacks.[sic]

It starts to spit a pearl at you, but you act like a swine so it doesn't.

It asks why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings. You reply, "it isn't, and they don't."

It talks of shoes and ships and sealing wax, and cabbages and kings.

Fumble Message:

It stops and hawks up some more mucus to use to make pearls. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 80-120 Meat (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*
Bigpearl.gifYou acquire an item: giant pearl (100% chance)*

Occurs at An Octopus's Garden while Lucky!


  • This monster cannot be copied.
  • Immune to single and multi-round stuns, as well as all staggers.
  • With Ambidextrous Funkslinging, funkslinging a New Age healing crystal and a New Age hurting crystal will easily defeat this monster in 5 turns, provided you are able to lower the monster’s damage below 500.
  • This monster has 25% Physical Resistance and 25% Elemental Resistance.
  • This monster has a soft damage cap applied, after which a special damage reduction is applied. If an attack would do no more than 300 damage, then no additional damage reduction is applied. Otherwise, if x is the base damage done (after physical/elemental resistance is applied), then the actual damage the oyster takes is 300+floor((x-300)0.8).