Mob Penguin union rail worker
| Mob Penguin union rail worker | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2031 |
| Locations | A Monorail Station |
| Hit Points | Scales to 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Scales to Moxie + 6 |
| Defense | Scales to Muscle + 6 |
| Initiative | 75 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | penguin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | beak,head,torso,wing |
| Pickpocket | flask of port |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Mob Penguin union rail workerThis penguin isn't a bad guy. And his union isn't a criminal organization. But his mob is, and they're not too happy about losing out on the lucrative monorail rail contract.
Hit Message(s):
He shoves a "The Value of Unions" pamphlet down your throat. Literally. Argh! Argh! Ooh!
That's a nice face you have there, it'd be a shame if someone punched you in it. Oh, this penguin just did. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
He trips you into a pile of railstock and it flies everywhere. Ooh! Eek! Ugh!
He has a very peaceful conversation with you about the value of unions. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ow! Ooh!
He hands you a pamphlet... that wasn't very scary.
He threatens to rearrange your face, but I guess he's just talk.
He tries to trip you, but his legs are too non-existant[sic].
As he waddles up to you, you just walk away. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: contract enforcement stick (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: mafia pinky ring (% chance)* |
Occurs at A Monorail Station.
Notes
- Using Pickpocket on this monster will yield a flask of port from about % of attempts.
- Before January 3, 2018, occurred at Monorail Work Site.
