Mob Penguin union rail worker
|Mob Penguin union rail worker|
|Locations||A Monorail Station|
|Hit Points||Scales to 75% of Defense|
|Attack||Scales to Moxie + 6|
|Defense||Scales to Muscle + 6|
|Pickpocket||flask of port|
This penguin isn't a bad guy. And his union isn't a criminal organization. But his mob is, and they're not too happy about losing out on the lucrative monorail rail contract.
He shoves a "The Value of Unions" pamphlet down your throat. Literally. Argh! Argh! Ooh!
That's a nice face you have there, it'd be a shame if someone punched you in it. Oh, this penguin just did. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
He trips you into a pile of railstock and it flies everywhere. Ooh! Eek! Ugh!
He has a very peaceful conversation with you about the value of unions. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ow! Ooh!
He hands you a pamphlet... that wasn't very scary.
He threatens to rearrange your face, but I guess he's just talk.
He tries to trip you, but his legs are too non-existant.
As he waddles up to you, you just walk away. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: contract enforcement stick (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: mafia pinky ring (% chance)*|
Occurs at A Monorail Station.