Mob Penguin psychopath
| Mob Penguin psychopath | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 756 |
| Locations | Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory |
| Hit Points | Scales with player stats |
| Attack | Scales with player stats |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 150 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | penguin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | beak, head, torso, wing |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Mob Penguin psychopathThis is the penguin that even the higher-ups in the Penguin Mafia are afraid of. Sure, he's useful for taking out enemies, but he's just as likely to kill an innocent bystander just for kicks. He's ridiculously strong and agile, but he never says a word, and he never takes off his weird, opaque white glasses.
Plus, his little sweater makes him look like Opus and Charlie Brown had a kid.
Hit Message(s):
He leaps over your head, does a couple of cartwheels around you, then beaks you in the back. Ow! Ugh!
He slaps you with his fin, then kisses you square on the mouth. You're not sure which is worse. Ow!
He kicks you in the shins, then jumps up to headbutt you in the groin. Ooh!
You swing at him, but he jumps with unnerving speed, flips over your head, and claws you in the back. Ugh! Argh!
He leaps around slashing you with his clawed feet and pummeling you with his flippers, while you ineffectually throw punches that always seem to land a second too late. Ouch! Ooh! Oof!
He jumps around with unnerving speed, grinning a creepy little grin.
He tries to finslap you, but you slap his fin away.
He tries to beak you in the back, but you're nobody's beakee.
He tries to headbutt you, but can't jump quite high enough.
He stops fighting to have lunch. Looks like he's having a knuckle sandwich -- no, literally. They still have fingernails. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: knuckle sandwich (8?% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: psycho sweater (0.5?% chance)* |
Occurs at Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory.
Notes
- Joined the battles of Crimbo 2008 on 21 December 2008 (Martinus 8).
- Torso Awaregness isn't required for the psycho sweater to drop.
References
- The visual description and several of the hit/miss messages reference the character of Kevin (played by Elijah Wood) from Sin City.
