Mob Penguin protector
| Mob Penguin protector | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2034 |
| Locations | A Monorail Station |
| Hit Points | Scales to 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Scales to Moxie + 11 |
| Defense | Scales to Muscle + 11 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | 320-480 |
| Phylum | penguin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, torso, wing, beak |
| Pickpocket | roll of meat |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Mob Penguin protectorThis penguin has a gleam in his eye that says, "That's an awfully nice body you have, it'd be a real shame if something were to happen to it." He also has a beak that's saying, "nothing to worry about, pal, I'm just here to make sure my union buddies can peaceably exercise their right to make all the meat from construction gigs around here. Hey did you see that? This mook just attacked that rail worker! I'll... protect... him,"
Hit Message(s):
He throws a flaming bottle of booze through the window of your storefront. The storefront is your face. Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! (hot damage)
He gets you into a headlock where you discover that penguins don't believe in deodorant. Oof! Argh! Oof! (stench damage)
He gives you a solid whack with his protection stick. Ouch! Oof! Oof!
He really protects that union contract, protects it on your face! (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ooh! Ugh!
He lights the wick on a booze grenade and throws it somewhere off in the distance.
He reaches out to get you in a headlock, but his wing is too short.
He swings his protection stick at you and misses.
He tries to protect the rail workers, but you protect him right back. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 320-480 Meat. (average: 400, stdev: 33.07)* |
 | You acquire an item: protection stick (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: mafia thumb ring (% chance)* |
Occurs at A Monorail Station.
Notes
- Using Pickpocket on this monster will yield a roll of meat from about % of attempts.
- Before January 3, 2018, occurred at Monorail Work Site.
