Mob Penguin protector

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Mob Penguin protector
Monster ID 2034
Locations A Monorail Station
Hit Points Scales to 75% of Defense
Attack Scales to Moxie + 11
Defense Scales to Muscle + 11
Initiative 0
Meat 320-480
Phylum penguin
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, torso, wing, beak
protection stick, mafia thumb ring
Pickpocket roll of meat
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Mob Penguin protector You're fighting a Mob Penguin protector

This penguin has a gleam in his eye that says, "That's an awfully nice body you have, it'd be a real shame if something were to happen to it." He also has a beak that's saying, "nothing to worry about, pal, I'm just here to make sure my union buddies can peaceably exercise their right to make all the meat from construction gigs around here. Hey did you see that? This mook just attacked that rail worker! I'll... protect... him,"

Hit Message(s):

He throws a flaming bottle of booze through the window of your storefront. The storefront is your face. Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! (hot damage)

He gets you into a headlock where you discover that penguins don't believe in deodorant. Oof! Argh! Oof! (stench damage)

He gives you a solid whack with his protection stick. Ouch! Oof! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

He really protects that union contract, protects it on your face! (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ooh! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

He lights the wick on a booze grenade and throws it somewhere off in the distance.

He reaches out to get you in a headlock, but his wing is too short.

He swings his protection stick at you and misses.

Fumble Message:

He tries to protect the rail workers, but you protect him right back. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 320-480 Meat. (average: 400, stdev: 33.07)*
Kneestick.gifYou acquire an item: protection stick (% chance)*
Mafiaring5.gifYou acquire an item: mafia thumb ring (% chance)*

Occurs at A Monorail Station.