Mob Penguin organizer
|Mob Penguin organizer|
|Locations||A Monorail Station|
|Hit Points||Scales to 75% of Defense|
|Attack||Scales to Moxie + 50|
|Defense||Scales to Muscle + 50|
|Monster Parts||head, torso, beak, wing|
|Pickpocket||mafia organizer badge|
Without organization a group of penguins is just a waddle (or a raft, depending on location). Organize them and they become a mob... a ruly mob.
A penguin steel driver arrives to back up the organizer, and drives a white hot spike in to your foot. Ow! Ouch! Ow! (hot damage)
He makes a strange hand sign and the ghosts of ancient mob penguins pound at your soul. Ouch! Argh! Oof! (spooky damage)
He pulls out a bullhorn and it manages to amplify his shouts and his bad breath. Eek! Eek! Eek! (stench damage)
The organizer finds an embarrassing photo of you on LoathsaGram and publicizes it. Ouch! Ugh! Argh! (sleaze damage)
He signals a nearby railworker penguin who jogs over and punches you square in the gut. Argh! Ow! Ugh!
With a nod of his head, a dozen other penguins rush over and pummel you. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Eek! Ooh!
A penguin steel driver notices your altercation with the organizer and looks the other way.
He ineffectually makes a strange hand sign.
He pulls out a bullhorn, but can't figure out what to shout.
The organizer tries to dig up something embarrassing in your past, but comes up empty.
He signals a nearby penguin who doesn't notice.
He nods to some nearby penguins, but they don't notice. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 400-600 Meat. (average: 500, stdev: 41.23)*|
|You acquire an item: mafia filofax (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: mafia wedding ring (% chance)*|
Occurs at A Monorail Station.
- Using Pickpocket on this monster will yield a mafia organizer badge from about % of attempts.
- Resists stuns about 30% of the time.
- Passively deals physical damage each turn:
- A mob of penguins drops by and lend their support for X damage.
- Before January 3, 2018, occurred at Monorail Work Site.