Mob Penguin enforcer
|Mob Penguin enforcer|
|Locations||Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory|
|Hit Points||Scales with player stats|
|Attack||Scales with player stats|
|Defense||Scales with player stats|
|Monster Parts||beak, head, wing|
This is your basic low-level Penguin Mafia enforcer. He's got the physique of a brick wall, and the relative creativity and intelligence, too. I wouldn't make fun of his little bowtie, if I were you.
He bops you in the head with a muscular flipper. Wing? Let's just say 'upper appendage.' Ooh! Eek!
He treats you to some chin music. How generous! Ooh! Ugh!
He offers you a knuckle sandwich, then revises the offer and gives you a flipper sandwich. Ooh! Ugh!
He somehow balls up his flipper into a fist and hits you with it. Argh! Ooh!
He kicks you in the shin with a clawed foot, then knees you in the face when you double over. Ow! Do penguins even *have* knees? Ooh! Ooh!
You tell him to desist in hitting you, and he has to stop and ask someone what 'desist' means.
He offers you a knuckle sandwich, but you say you're full.
He tries to hit you, but can't figure out how to make a fist.
He tries to treat you to some chin music, but you turn a deaf ear.
He tries to punch you in the nose, but can't reach high enough. You try to suppress a chuckle as he hops and swings over and over. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: patent leather shoes (? chance)*|
Occurs at Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory.
- The critical hit message, "Do penguins even have knees?", may be a reference to one of the books in the Imponderables series, entitled "Do Penguins have Knees?". It may just refer to the noticeable lack of visible knees on penguins, however.