Mob Penguin enforcer
Mob Penguin enforcer | |
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Monster ID | 752 |
Locations | Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory |
Hit Points | Scales with player stats |
Attack | Scales with player stats |
Defense | Scales with player stats |
Initiative | 75 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | penguin |
Elements | None |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | beak, head, wing |
Manuel Entry | |
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This is your basic low-level Penguin Mafia enforcer. He's got the physique of a brick wall, and the relative creativity and intelligence, too. I wouldn't make fun of his little bowtie, if I were you.
Hit Message(s):
He bops you in the head with a muscular flipper. Wing? Let's just say 'upper appendage.' Ooh! Eek!
He treats you to some chin music. How generous! Ooh! Ugh!
He offers you a knuckle sandwich, then revises the offer and gives you a flipper sandwich. Ooh! Ugh!
He somehow balls up his flipper into a fist and hits you with it. Argh! Ooh!
He kicks you in the shin with a clawed foot, then knees you in the face when you double over. Ow! Do penguins even *have* knees? Ooh! Ooh!
You tell him to desist in hitting you, and he has to stop and ask someone what 'desist' means.
He offers you a knuckle sandwich, but you say you're full.
He tries to hit you, but can't figure out how to make a fist.
He tries to treat you to some chin music, but you turn a deaf ear.
He tries to punch you in the nose, but can't reach high enough. You try to suppress a chuckle as he hops and swings over and over. (FUMBLE!)
![]() | You acquire an item: patent leather shoes (? chance)* |
Occurs at Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory.
References
- The critical hit message, "Do penguins even have knees?", may be a reference to one of the books in the Imponderables series, entitled "Do Penguins have Knees?". It may just refer to the noticeable lack of visible knees on penguins, however.