Mob Penguin enforcer

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Mob Penguin enforcer
Monster ID 752
Locations Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory
Hit Points Scales with player stats
Attack Scales with player stats
Defense Scales with player stats
Initiative 75
Meat None
Phylum penguin
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts beak, head, wing
patent leather shoes
Manuel Entry
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Mob Penguin enforcer You're fighting a Mob Penguin enforcer

This is your basic low-level Penguin Mafia enforcer. He's got the physique of a brick wall, and the relative creativity and intelligence, too. I wouldn't make fun of his little bowtie, if I were you.

Hit Message(s):

He bops you in the head with a muscular flipper. Wing? Let's just say 'upper appendage.' Ooh! Eek!

He treats you to some chin music. How generous! Ooh! Ugh!

He offers you a knuckle sandwich, then revises the offer and gives you a flipper sandwich. Ooh! Ugh!

He somehow balls up his flipper into a fist and hits you with it. Argh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He kicks you in the shin with a clawed foot, then knees you in the face when you double over. Ow! Do penguins even *have* knees? Ooh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

You tell him to desist in hitting you, and he has to stop and ask someone what 'desist' means.

He offers you a knuckle sandwich, but you say you're full.

He tries to hit you, but can't figure out how to make a fist.

He tries to treat you to some chin music, but you turn a deaf ear.

Fumble Message:

He tries to punch you in the nose, but can't reach high enough. You try to suppress a chuckle as he hops and swings over and over. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Moccasins.gifYou acquire an item: patent leather shoes (? chance)*

Occurs at Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory.


  • The critical hit message, "Do penguins even have knees?", may be a reference to one of the books in the Imponderables series, entitled "Do Penguins have Knees?". It may just refer to the noticeable lack of visible knees on penguins, however.