Mob Penguin cellular phone
This is a phone used by the Mob Penguin Sopranos to call in thug penguins to do their bidding. And much like in a combination auction-house and kickboxing arena, their bidding is typically extremely violent.
Type: combat item Cannot be discardedLets You Talk to Penguins (In-game plural: Mob Penguin cellular phones) | |
Obtained From
- The Heap
- I Refuse!
- Items
- frozen Mob Penguin
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
- The Grim Grimacite Site
- Mob Penguin Supervisor
- The Icy Peak
- Mob Penguin Soprano
- The Icy Peak in The Recent Past
- Mob Penguin Soprano
When Used
- From and since the Storm era:
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You make a call.
The phone rings a couple of times, but then you hear what sounds like a clap of thunder, and it disconnects. Crazy weather.
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The voice on the other end says "Guino, can you hear me? This storm is causing all kindsa interference. Can you hear me now? Good."
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You hear mostly static, but catch the words "... Tony? Tony, (static) -at you? We're bein' overrun down here. We (static) 'em off -- can't let (static) -et to the core!"
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You hear nothing but crackling and popping. "Aww, snap," you think to yourself.
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You make a call.
A voice on the other end of the line says "What? You want somebody beaten up? Is this a test, boss? You said we should act like we're totally legit now.
Er... wait, who is this? Prank caller! Prank caller!"
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You make a call.
A distant, eerie voice on the other end of the line says "Where are we? And what the hell is up with all of this mist?"
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- Against another Mob Penguin (during the Mafia era):
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You make a call.
A Mob Penguin Thug drives up in a black car. He gets out, takes a look at your opponent, turns toward you, and breaks both of your knees. Ouch!
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- Against a non-penguin opponent (during the Mafia era):
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You make a call.
A Mob Penguin Thug drives up in a black car. It grabs your opponent by the legs and shakes them until a bunch of Meat falls out.
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References
- The "where are we/mists" text is a reference to the episode of The Sopranos "Pine Barrens" where Paulie and Chris get lost in the woods while chasing a Russian mobster.
- "Prank caller! Prank Caller!" is a quote from the scene in Pulp Fiction, during which Vincent Vega calls his heroin connection, telling said connection he's coming to his home with a girl who's overdosed. Vincent's connection yells, "Prank caller, prank caller!" presumably in a half-assed attempt to throw the police off in case they were listening.
- The usage message about crackling and popping is a reference to the Rice Krispies (Rice Bubbles in Australia) cereal slogan: "Snap, Crackle and Pop"
- "Can you hear me now? Good" was the catchphrase for a series of Verizon telephone commercials. [1]
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