Mob Penguin Supervisor

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Mob Penguin Supervisor
Monster ID 598
Locations The Grim Grimacite Site
Hit Points Scales with player stats
Attack Scales with player stats (Max 125)
Defense Scales with player stats (Max 125)
Initiative Indeterminate
Meat 170-240
Phylum Indeterminate
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts Indeterminate
Drops
chunk of depleted Grimacite, mafia aria, Mob Penguin cellular phone, support cummerbund
refreshedit data
Mob Penguin Supervisor You're fighting A Mob Penguin Supervisor

This former officer of the Penguin Mafia has spent the last year or so managing the other penguins in the Grimacite mining operation.

At the moment, though, what with all the strange weather and general amok running around, he's glad to get back into the senseless violence profession.

Hit Message(s):

He makes a quick call on his cell phone, and a few of his Smasher underlings give you a run-by kneecapping.

He orders a subordinate to beat you up. That subordinate orders his subordinate to do it, and so on. It takes a while, but eventually someone gets around to bashing you in the skull. Argh! Ugh! Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Oof!

He flips open his phone and has his people beat the hell out of your people. And then you. Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Oof! Ow! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

Not wanting to let his old skill-set get rusty now that he's in management, he takes a moment to personally smack you around a bit. Ow! Ooh! Eek! Ouch! Argh! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to sing an aria while he beats you about the head and neck, but he can't hit the high notes or his target.

He orders a subordinate to beat you up. That subordinate orders his subordinate to do it, and so on. Eventually the buck stops with an elderly janitor, who frankly isn't very threatening.

He flips open his phone and makes some calls. You get a little nervous until you hear him asking for extra anchovies.

Fumble Message:

He starts to attack you, but suddenly stops and turns on his cell phone. "Look, Candy, I told ya not to call me when I'm workin'." (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 170-240 Meat.
Grimchunk.gifYou acquire an item: chunk of depleted Grimacite (?% chance)*
Music2.gifYou acquire an item: mafia aria (?% chance)*
Phone.gifYou acquire an item: Mob Penguin cellular phone (?% chance)*
Cumberbund.gifYou acquire an item: support cummerbund (?% chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.

Occurred at The Grim Grimacite Site.

References

  • The first miss message is obviously a reference to the Mafia Aria, but it may also be a reference to A Clockwork Orange, in which the main character beats someone up while singing.