Mob Penguin Supervisor
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|Mob Penguin Supervisor|
|Locations||The Grim Grimacite Site|
|Hit Points||Scales with player stats|
|Attack||Scales with player stats (Max 125)|
|Defense||Scales with player stats (Max 125)|
This former officer of the Penguin Mafia has spent the last year or so managing the other penguins in the Grimacite mining operation.
At the moment, though, what with all the strange weather and general amok running around, he's glad to get back into the senseless violence profession.
He makes a quick call on his cell phone, and a few of his Smasher underlings give you a run-by kneecapping.
He orders a subordinate to beat you up. That subordinate orders his subordinate to do it, and so on. It takes a while, but eventually someone gets around to bashing you in the skull. Ow! Oof! Oof! Argh! Ugh! Ouch!
He flips open his phone and has his people beat the hell out of your people. And then you. Ouch! Oof! Ugh! Argh! Ugh! Argh!
Not wanting to let his old skill-set get rusty now that he's in management, he takes a moment to personally smack you around a bit. Argh! Oof! Ooh! Oof! Oof! Eek!
He tries to sing an aria while he beats you about the head and neck, but he can't hit the high notes or his target.
He orders a subordinate to beat you up. That subordinate orders his subordinate to do it, and so on. Eventually the buck stops with an elderly janitor, who frankly isn't very threatening.
He flips open his phone and makes some calls. You get a little nervous until you hear him asking for extra anchovies.
He starts to attack you, but suddenly stops and turns on his cell phone. "Look, Candy, I told ya not to call me when I'm workin'." (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 170-240 Meat.|
|You acquire an item: chunk of depleted Grimacite (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: mafia aria (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Mob Penguin cellular phone (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: support cummerbund (?% chance)*|
|You gain ? <substat>.|
Occurred at The Grim Grimacite Site.
- The first miss message is obviously a reference to the Mafia Aria, but it may also be a reference to A Clockwork Orange, in which the main character beats someone up while singing.