Mob Penguin Smith

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Mob Penguin Smith
Monster ID 599
Locations The Grim Grimacite Site
Hit Points Scales with player stats
Attack Scales with player stats (Max 125)
Defense Scales with player stats (Max 125)
Initiative Indeterminate
Meat 90-120
Phylum Indeterminate
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts Indeterminate
chunk of depleted Grimacite, iron pasta spoon, scroll of pasta summoning
refreshedit data
Mob Penguin Smith You're fighting A Mob Penguin Smith

This is one of the Penguin Mafia's former pasta chefs -- they got drafted as blacksmiths when the Grimacite Site was established.

Now that the site is overrun with adventurers, he's getting back into the habit of cooking up some pain. Starting with you.

Hit Message(s):

He shows you a special pasta spoon he's smithed, with your name on it. You take some pride in recieving[sic] such a personalized, hand-crafted beating. Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Ow! Argh!

He tries to summon up some gnocci to pelt you with, but just gets hot wads of Grimacite. He adapts pretty well. Ugh! Ow! Ow! Oof! Oof! (hot damage)

He holds his pasta spoon against a hot chunk of Grimacite, then presses it against your <throat>. Sizzle! Ugh! Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Eek! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

You watch with interest as he painstakingly smiths a Grimacite ingot into a finely-crafted pasta spoon, and then beats you about the head and neck with it. Oof! Ow! Oof! Ugh! Ow! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to summon up some gnocci to pelt you with, but gets niente instead.

He tries to summon a batch of noodles to entangle you with, but his old spell doesn't work the same way anymore.

He shows you a special pasta spoon he's smithed, with your name on it. He gets upset when you tell him your name isn't "Rocco".

Fumble Message:

He accidentally grabs the wrong end of his tongs (the hot end), and you receive an instructive lesson in the art of profanity. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 90-120 Meat.
Grimchunk.gifYou acquire an item: chunk of depleted Grimacite (?% chance)*
Ironspoon.gifYou acquire an item: iron pasta spoon (?% chance)*
Scroll1.gifYou acquire an item: scroll of pasta summoning (?% chance)*
You gain some <substat>.

Occurred at The Grim Grimacite Site.


  • The miss message about his spell not working the same way is a reference to the change made to the Pastamancer spell Entangling Noodles on February 13, 2007.
  • In the miss message about getting niente instead of gnocci, niente means nothing in Italian. In addition: in Sicily, the Italian region where mafia activity has been most heavily recorded and portrayed, niente is pronounced "gniente" - so it could be argued that "gniente" instead of "gnocchi" is a pun.