Mob Penguin Kneecapper

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Mob Penguin Kneecapper
Monster ID 904
Locations Don Crimbo's Compound
Hit Points Scales to 0.75*buffed Muscle
Attack Scales to buffed Moxie
Defense Scales to buffed Muscle
Initiative 0
Meat unknown
Phylum penguin
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts body, flipper, foot, head
Crimbuck, herringcello, penguin focaccia bread
Manuel Entry
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Mob Penguin Kneecapper You're fighting a Mob Penguin Kneecapper

This is one of the Don's penguin goons. Here's a hint: they don't call him a Mob Penguin Kneecapper because he doesn't belong to the mob, isn't a penguin, and doesn't break people's kneecaps.

Hit Message(s):

He kicks you in the shin with one clawed foot. Man, that's not a happy foot at all. Ouch! Eek! Argh! Argh!

He shatters your patella. You cry, "my knee! my knee!" Criminy, that hurt. Oof! Argh! Oof! Ouch!

He misses your kneecap with his stick, but hits your <kidney>. Argh! Ooh! Oof! Argh!

He sets down the kneecapping stick and smacks you with a flipper instead. I suppose you should be grateful. Ow! Ow! Ugh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

He smashes both of your patellae with one mighty swing of his kneecapping stick. You don't think he broke anything, but he sure gave it the ol' college try. Y'know, penguin college. What? Argh! Eek! Ooh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to kick you in the shins, but can't get his foot up high enough.

He swings his kneecapping stick at your <bung>, but misses. Maybe he should stick to the one skill he has.

He swings his kneecapping stick, but misses. Geez, you give a penguin one job . . .

He tries to smack you with a flipper, but you easily jump out of the way.

Fumble Message:

He stops attacking to do a quick dance number. "Sorry," he says, "I can't help it! My feet are just so . . . so . . . happy!" (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Crimbuck.gifYou acquire 8-12 Crimbux
Celloshot.gifYou acquire an item: herringcello
Cracker.gifYou acquire an item: penguin focaccia bread
You gain ? <substat>.

Occurs at Don Crimbo's Compound.


  • The repeated mentions of feet which are or are not happy is a reference to Happy Feet, an animated film about dancing penguins.