Mob Penguin Kneecapper
|Mob Penguin Kneecapper|
|Locations||Don Crimbo's Compound|
|Hit Points||Scales to 0.75*buffed Muscle|
|Attack||Scales to buffed Moxie|
|Defense||Scales to buffed Muscle|
|Monster Parts||body, flipper, foot, head|
This is one of the Don's penguin goons. Here's a hint: they don't call him a Mob Penguin Kneecapper because he doesn't belong to the mob, isn't a penguin, and doesn't break people's kneecaps.
He kicks you in the shin with one clawed foot. Man, that's not a happy foot at all. Ugh! Oof! Ow! Eek!
He shatters your patella. You cry, "my knee! my knee!" Criminy, that hurt. Oof! Eek! Ugh! Ugh!
He misses your kneecap with his stick, but hits your <groin>. Ow! Ugh! Argh! Eek!
He sets down the kneecapping stick and smacks you with a flipper instead. I suppose you should be grateful. Ow! Ooh! Argh! Oof!
He smashes both of your patellae with one mighty swing of his kneecapping stick. You don't think he broke anything, but he sure gave it the ol' college try. Y'know, penguin college. What? Eek! Argh! Ow! Ouch!
He tries to kick you in the shins, but can't get his foot up high enough.
He swings his kneecapping stick at your <thigh>, but misses. Maybe he should stick to the one skill he has.
He swings his kneecapping stick, but misses. Geez, you give a penguin one job . . .
He tries to smack you with a flipper, but you easily jump out of the way.
He stops attacking to do a quick dance number. "Sorry," he says, "I can't help it! My feet are just so . . . so . . . happy!" (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire 8-12 Crimbux|
|You acquire an item: herringcello|
|You acquire an item: penguin focaccia bread|
|You gain ? <substat>.|
Occurs at Don Crimbo's Compound.
- The repeated mentions of feet which are or are not happy is a reference to Happy Feet, an animated film about dancing penguins.