Mob Penguin Demolitionist
|Mob Penguin Demolitionist|
|Locations||Don Crimbo's Compound|
|Hit Points||Scales to 0.75*buffed Muscle|
|Attack||Scales to buffed Moxie|
|Defense||Scales to buffed Muscle|
|Monster Parts||body, flipper, foot, head|
This penguin is in charge of blowing up all the things up which the Don wishes blowed. His resume includes dozens of destroyed bitchin' meatcars, a couple of buildings, and one very surprised ostrich.
Don't worry. That ostrich had it coming.
He detonates a small bomb right under your nose. Id's pretty paidful. Ouch! Ugh! Ow! Ooh!
He detonates a bomb he had surrepititiouslyshoulder>. Man, that guy's good. Ugh! Argh! Oof! Ow!planted in your <
He detonates a small bomb inside of your pants. Yeowch! Ooh! Argh! Eek! Eek!
He detonates a small bomb under your foot, making you trip and crack your head on the concrete. Eek! Oof! Oof! Oof!
He detonates a string of small bombs he's somehow rigged up between each of your ribs. Despite all your rage, you feel explosions rattle your ribcage. Argh! Ouch! Ugh! Argh!
He tries to blow up your pants, but you're both sniggering too hard for him to do it. "Heh, too hard."
He tries to detonate a bomb inside your nose, but you sneeze it out. "Bless you," indeed.
He glares at you and pushes a detonator plunger, but nothing happens. Somewhere miles away, a cow explodes.
He tries to blow up your feet, but is defeated at de-feeting you. Sorry.
He runs out of detonator wire and C4, and has to go pick up some more at Bob's House of Explosives. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire 8-12 Crimbux|
|You acquire an item: penguin focaccia bread|
|You acquire an item: herringcello|
|You gain ? <substat>.|
Occurs at Don Crimbo's Compound.