Mob Penguin Demolitionist

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Mob Penguin Demolitionist
Monster ID 908
Locations Don Crimbo's Compound
Hit Points Scales to 0.75*buffed Muscle
Attack Scales to buffed Moxie
Defense Scales to buffed Muscle
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum penguin
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts body, flipper, foot, head
Crimbuck, herringcello, penguin focaccia bread
Manuel Entry
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Mob Penguin Demolitionist You're fighting a Mob Penguin Demolitionist

This penguin is in charge of blowing up all the things up which the Don wishes blowed. His resume includes dozens of destroyed bitchin' meatcars, a couple of buildings, and one very surprised ostrich.

Don't worry. That ostrich had it coming.

Hit Message(s):

He detonates a small bomb right under your nose. Id's pretty paidful. Ouch! Ugh! Ow! Ooh!

He detonates a bomb he had surrepititiously[sic] planted in your <shoulder>. Man, that guy's good. Ugh! Argh! Oof! Ow!

He detonates a small bomb inside of your pants. Yeowch! Ooh! Argh! Eek! Eek!

He detonates a small bomb under your foot, making you trip and crack your head on the concrete. Eek! Oof! Oof! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

He detonates a string of small bombs he's somehow rigged up between each of your ribs. Despite all your rage, you feel explosions rattle your ribcage. Argh! Ouch! Ugh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to blow up your pants, but you're both sniggering too hard for him to do it. "Heh, too hard."

He tries to detonate a bomb inside your nose, but you sneeze it out. "Bless you," indeed.

He glares at you and pushes a detonator plunger, but nothing happens. Somewhere miles away, a cow explodes.

He tries to blow up your feet, but is defeated at de-feeting you. Sorry.

Fumble Message:

He runs out of detonator wire and C4, and has to go pick up some more at Bob's House of Explosives. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Crimbuck.gifYou acquire 8-12 Crimbux
Cracker.gifYou acquire an item: penguin focaccia bread
Celloshot.gifYou acquire an item: herringcello
You gain ? <substat>.

Occurs at Don Crimbo's Compound.