Mini Kiwi

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Familiar number: 300
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Mini Kiwi
little fuzzy bird lays an egg that is almost exactly the same

Increases meat and stat rewards from battle, and lays mysterious eggs

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Ability: Increases meat drops like a Leprechaun and stat gains like a Blood-Faced Volleyball and drops mini kiwi

Throne/Bjorn: Gives 30% Initiative. Drops mini kiwi at a very low rate.

Hatchling: mini kiwi egg

Familiar-Specific Equipment: aviator goggles

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop		+4 Muscle statgain	+15% Item Drop	+4 Mysticality statgain	8-10 HP	+2 Moxie statgain
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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• After Combat:
  • Acquiring a mini kiwi:

    %fn lays... well, something. It's tiny and fuzzy and brown.

    %fn lays an egg. Or whatever it is that %fn lays, if it isn't eggs.

    %fn makes a squeaky noise, and you see that they've laid what is probably an egg.

  • Giving extra stats:

    %fn somehow contorts her long beak into a smile.

    %fn smiles at you, and yeah I don't know how that works either.

    %fn's completely nonexpressive face does something that you've chosen to interpret as a smile.

  • Giving extra meat:

    %fn blinks at you, except just with one eye. Oh, wait,

    %fn looks at you straight-on, so you can see both of her eyes, and winks.

    %fn winks one of her tiny black eyes at you.

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  Atop your head, <name> squats down and lays a kiwi.

You acquire an item: mini kiwi

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  Over your shoulder, you catch sight of <name> squatting down and dropping a kiweuce.

You acquire an item: mini kiwi

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  %fn winks at you beneath her Tam O'Shanter. Well, her eyes are on either side of her head so it might've been a blink.. Probably a wink though.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  %fn waddles around the maypole with one of the ribbons in her beak. Very cute.

• With wax lips equipped:
  

  %fn smiles at you with wax lips pinched in the end of her long narrow beak, which is a very fun visual image that I encourage you to enjoy along with me.

Notes

• Has a 0.5% chance per pound of Familiar Weight to drop a mini kiwi at the end of combat; equipping aviator goggles boosts the scaling to 0.75% per pound.
  • For example, a 100-pound mini kiwi will drop a mini kiwi about 50% of the time without the goggles, and 75% with them.
  • This means the guaranteed drop weight is 200 pounds or 134 pounds with the aviator goggles.

Arena Messages

None. This familiar has no weaknesses.