Midget Clownfish

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Familiar number: 106
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Midget Clownfish
Submarine joker as funny as all clowns are which is not at all.

Attacks enemies and restores your MP
Can breathe underwater

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Ability: Sleaze alignment Star Starfish: 100%* Star Starfish on land, 150%* Star Starfish in water.

Throne/Bjorn: Spell Damage +10%, sometimes staggers opponent

Hatchling: midget clownfish

Familiar-Specific Equipment: half-height unicycle

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop	4-5 MP	+4 Muscle statgain	+15% Item Drop	+4 Mysticality statgain	8-10 HP	+2 Moxie statgain
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Can breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• In the sea:
  • <name> swims up the^[sic] <it> and tailsmacks <it> for X slimy, gross damage.
    <Name> blasts you with his seltzer bottle. The rage you feel is mitigated by the refreshingness of the bubbles.

    You gain X Mana Points.

• On land:
  • <name> flops toward <it>, gasping for water, and manages to tailsmack <it> for X slimy, clammy damage.
    <Name> blasts you with his seltzer bottle. The rage you feel is mitigated by the refreshingness of the bubbles.

    You gain X Mana Points.

• Either
  • <name> makes a rather lewd balloon animal and smacks <it> with it for X damage.
    <Name> blasts you with his seltzer bottle. The rage you feel is mitigated by the refreshingness of the bubbles.

    You gain X Mana Points.

  • <name> produces a cream pie and smacks it with it for X damage. Wait, that wasn't cream, it was bacon grease. Eww.
    <Name> blasts you with his seltzer bottle. The rage you feel is mitigated by the refreshingness of the bubbles.

    You gain X Mana Points.

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  <name> tells it a long, meandering joke that doesn't really go anywhere. You know, for a clownfish, he's really not that funny. He does stop the monster from attacking this round, though.

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  <name> leaves the Buddy Bjorn and floats around your opponent's head distractingly. You wonder if your fish is just weird, or if they all do that.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> closes one garishly-painted eye under the Tam O'Shanter.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> does The Swim around the Maypole.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <name> 's painted-on smile is even broader than the Wax Lips.

Arena Message

• When entered in an Ultimate Cage Match

  <Name> is out of his element in a cage match, since cream pies aren't allowed.

Notes

• On land, X ranges from int((wt+3)/2) to (wt+3).
• Underwater, X ranges from int(((wt*1.5)+3)/2) to int((wt*1.5)+3).
• Familiar acts 33% of the time.