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|Locations||A Crowd of Adventurers|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
You approach a man sitting on top of a microwave. You intend to ask him where the line for the Fastest Adventurer contest is, but decide instead to ask him why he's sitting on a microwave.
As you approach, he springs to his feet. "My meditation was not to be disturbed!"
"Sorry, I just..." you begin, but are interrupted by a series of beeps.
"HI" says the readout on the microwave as it rises into the air and begins to hover next to him. Say, that's friendly!
The microwave's door swings open and it bathes you with cancer rays, or whatever it is that microwaves use to cook things. Ow! Eek! Ouch!
The microwave flies straight at you and conks you in the head. Ow! Eek! Ugh!
The microwave door swings open to reveal... YOUR OWN HEAD. Ow! Ooh! Argh! (spooky damage)
He murmurs under his breath and the microwave vomits a chunky spray of macaroni and cheese all over you. Ugh! Ooh! Oof! (stench damage)
His trusty microwave darts in front of him, preventing you from attacking. It dings, its door opens, and a baked potato falls out.
(Blocks your attack)
|You gain 62-65? <substat>.|
- Never misses.