|Monster Parts||arm, head, tail, torso|
This Mer-kin is responsible for training the mighty gladiators who fight for the glory of Gol-Eejee, the Ancient God of Violence. Like any good coach, he's proficient in all the weapons he trains, even though he's kind of doughy and out-of-shape and spends more time yelling at referees than anything else.
Every good coach does that, right? Right?
He beans you in the ankle with the dodgeball. What part of 'dodgeball' didn't you understand? Oh, yeah, the 'dodge' part. Ugh! Eek! Oof!
He rolls up a towel and snaps you on the<shins> . Now that was just uncalled for. Eek! Ouch! Oof!
He drags a net over you and beats the stuffing out of you. And the tar. And the crap. Ugh! Oof! Oof!
He stabs your <arse> with a switchblade. Man, I hate it when people get all stabby. Oof! Ow! Oof!
He beans you with a dodgeball, tangles you in a dragnet, and slashes you with a switchblade. Then he tells you to go hit the showers, but you decline. Eek! Ugh! Ugh!
He throws the dodgeball at you, but misses by a country league.
He tries to whip you with a wet towel, but gets confused why people need towels deep under the sea.
He tries to drag a net over you, but gets winded and has to stop.
He tries to stab you with a switchblade, but he's moving slow enough that you can dodge.
He stops attacking to make sure all of his gladiators are using enough soap in the showers. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: Mer-kin stopwatch (5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Mer-kin strongjuice (25% chance)*|
Occurs at Mer-kin Gymnasium.
- This monster has a soft damage cap that kicks in if your attack would do more than 600 damage. The actual damage done in that case is (X-600)^.75 + 600, where X is the damage your attack would have done without the cap.